The Real Housewives of Melbourne (4 Viewers)

I'm barely TWO MINUTES into it and I'm already living for Gina's "FECK. OFF" :D
 
I quite LIKE Gamble. Her and Gina look like they'd make a fabulous team. Pettifleur....I think I'll need a few more episodes to decide what I think of her, but so far she looks like she's a troublemaker :disco: I do quite like that they added a more ethnic woman to the list.
 
OMG watching upon return to home

I've missed Gina so much. has she has a nene-lite trajectory?
 
Ugh, I can not STAND Jackie and her bullshit.

The whole scene with Janet's baker made me cringe. A good first episode though.
 
"Lydia had the power of mind control which is very interesting y'know cause I don't know how much power Lydia HAS in her mind"

:basil:
 
Janet is obviously pig thick, I mean after seeing what happened to Andrea why would you start season two off by coming for Gina?

Even Lydia had the sense to get on Gina's side :D
 
They're really intent on making Pettifleur look like a complete WACKO aren't they? So far she's cringe-worthy and KINDA the worst.
 
i must say i'm LOVING gamble, she's so strange but in something of a charming way

:D her reaction to the dog trainer calling her dog "a little rat bag"
 
This can't get on ITVbe soon enough. Cheshire really has nothing on it
 
2/3 through episode 2 stopping/starting gamble continues to be a revelation. irl or on a housewives franchise i've never encountered anyone like her, she comes off totlly genuine in her own idiosyncratic fashion.

the proposal scene came off ABSOLUTELY genuine because who in any staged fashion would reacion in the manner she did?!

hoping for more gina when whatever 'important' court case she has going on dies a death and she can return to the centre (sadly where batshit smallfleur lives)
 
I'm really struggling with Cheshire. It feels too much like TOWIE and its ilk.

There has been a big lack of Gina in the first two episodes, but I'm sure she'll say something to annoy everyone soon enough. :D

I did like her first appearance in the first episode walking down the street beneath a sign saying "The Bitch is Back" :disco:
 
It's the blonde girl with the freckles I cannot stand. Not to mention the commentary: "ooh it were mad being shown those kestrels, I thought it would take me right ear off. I guess you could say it reminded me of Mugabe" etc.
 
"Feeling like I was in some kinda film clip for Mariah Carey" :disco: :disco:
 
Meanwhile, I'm LIVING for Charlotte's wide-eye WTF expression :D
 
OK so Cheshire looks like its heating up next week at Hilary Devey's evil younger sisters dinner party. 'Jog on Bitch!'
 
WHOOPS :D But I am not surprised. They had a real chance to see how the others did around the world and to bring something to the table. Instead we got them chasing ducks around a field and Dawn announcing she's practicing for another baby. Riveting stuff.

I am still watching though, I do quite like the characters. Next week looks like its heating up a bit
 
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If this thread isn't going to be split can we put Cheshire in the title please for future reference
 
I'm still behind, but my new highlight is Mugabe's voice over "coming up on the housewives of sheshire". That white off the shoulder jacket and weave on one shoulder look was fabulous. " If you mess with me... Don't mess with me". Also, the rabbit woman saying she, as in Mugabe, would find it hard paying for a coffee.

Is it true it's not being renewed? Apart from the kestrels, I've really enjoyed it.
 
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I have really started to warm to it too...the 'plots' have been a bit rubbish but the characters themselves are funny

WHERE'S MAGALLEEEHH???? OH MAGGERZ
 
I can't find anything on google confirming this has been cancelled?
 
HOWLING.

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Saying that I've now heard it will be coming back - everybody but Leanne.
 
The last episode was actually good :disco:

Was Leanne pushed or did she jump?
 
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Pushed probably. I was looking at Dawn's Instagram and there are pictures of them together that go way way back so they must be actual real friends and probably the only reason Leanne is on the show. She's the only one who hasn't really gotten that involved. She didn't even get screen time during that dinner party fracas!

Lauren and Paul have revealed themselves to be quite the cunts. Shame there's no reunion.
 
Leanne and her weird boobs is hideous. She had that straw comment coming for weeks. The way she shoehorned her miscarriage into someone else's argument was gross, and the person she was trying to jump on the bandwagon against had suffered the same loss herself.
 
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Pushed probably. I was looking at Dawn's Instagram and there are pictures of them together that go way way back so they must be actual real friends and probably the only reason Leanne is on the show. She's the only one who hasn't really gotten that involved. She didn't even get screen time during that dinner party fracas!

Lauren and Paul have revealed themselves to be quite the cunts. Shame there's no reunion.
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Leanne had quite a bit of airtime in the first few episodes - her row with Maggerz. She's also the one with the most famous footballer husband so I think she's there on her own right. She is a bit of a sap though.

Lauren is vile, but a SCREAM! :D Her and Ampika are clinically INSANE, I am sure.
 
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