Sunday is pissed again and it’s 5pm again and there’s no daily thread AGAIN

How much alcohol does it take to get you pissed Didds? I'm guessing not a lot

And I'm not asking for any sinister reason just to be clear
 
Well in context I hadn’t had breakfast, and I was running to late for lunch so I just had a satsuma, then went to the hot spring so I got pretty dehydrated.

I’m not that weak but not strong, just blah. I had 3 biggish drinks and a load of deep fried crap
 
Diddy said:
Well in context I hadn’t had breakfast, and I was running to late for lunch so I just had a satsuma, then went to the hot spring so I got pretty dehydrated.

I’m not that weak but not strong, just blah. I had 3 biggish drinks and a load of deep fried crap
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I reckon 4 g&t's and you're anyone's

Also I'd die on just a satsuma all morning! I need breakfast and several snacks just to get me through to lunch. I'm a grazer
 
I'm going out for smørrebrød and schnaps for lunch so I'll probably also be a bit topsy-turvy later
 
I’ve just been to the gym for an hour and a half and worked so hard I want all wobbly on the leg press at the end and thought I was going to faint.

This pleases me.
 
I was going to ride through the rest of the day on a boozy cloud, but I fell asleep after eating those Japanese wotsits and now I have a headache
 
I've had two wanks, eaten three crumpets, and watched four episodes of Grace & Frankie.

#lifegoals
 
I’ll drink to that DIDDY DARLING. I am heading out with the girls for a boozy lunch. :disco:
 
Two wanks by 11am? Good grief, there's lead in the pencil yet, eh?
 
Woke up at 8.30am feeling a bit wonky (made the mistake of drinking last night - anxiety based decision - not much but went old school w/ Red Stripe) so rolled over and that's me just had breakfast.

Should maybe have taken lolly's approach...
 
I was going to SAY!

Actually I don't think I will share any INFO about my MASTURBATORY HABITS *edit*

I've just booked TWO HOLIDAYS before Easter. The man next door texted me to say that the builders he has engaged are 'UNRELIABLE'. Great :wired:

One of the holiday houses is in a MANSON LANE. I couldn't resist
 
I normally knock one or two out on a weekday. But it’s a little painful when I pee right now, so it ruins the moment a bit
 
I've just been out for lunch and didn't drink anything alcoholic
 
I got VERY DRUNK last night. I feel quite rogue now.

Just ordered a McDonalds through UberEats. The modern world is just way too easy.
 
Imagine going out for lunch of a Sunday and not having a drinkie. What was it lovey, AQUA LIBRA? :tongueout:

What a PANSY
 
Ag said:
I got VERY DRUNK last night. I feel quite rogue now.

Just ordered a McDonalds through UberEats. The modern world is just way too easy.
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:D I thought that McDonalds via Uber would be my downfall to increased tubbydom but I’ve only ordered the breakfast once. It felt sort of wrong to do it again. Not that I wouldn’t
 
One of our friends had a baby with her and she left early without paying. She still hasn't realised. The rest of us split her bill but of course she had the most expensive thing on the menu
 
Oh very convenient. Send her an invoice

Regardless of whether you’ve got a baby with you, no-one forgets to pay. They CHOOSE to forget

Oh! I just forgot that WHOLE MEAL I JUST ATE!
 
Iguana said:
One of our friends had a baby with her and she left early without paying. She still hasn't realised. The rest of us split her bill but of course she had the most expensive thing on the menu
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couldn't you just send her a Paym? (which I googled to be the UK equivalent of our MobilePay so I guess everyone's on it)
 
Maybe that's a thing for millennials but we're old :D

And she rarely even responds to a message let alone to a request for payment. Although she did have the cheek to WhatsApp us after to tell us what a lovely meal it was :D Yeah, a lovely FREE meal
 
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