Friday huffs and puffs and BLOWS your house down

Awright? I am so in need of a weekend at home doing NOWT.
 
I have a 3 day weekend ahead. I plan on getting SHITFACED.
 
I'm bored.

I mean, yes, I'm at work and should be doing work. But I don't want to and therefore I'm bored.
 
Last day before my holiday

There is light at the end of the tunnel :disco:
 
big ron said:
I plan on getting SHITFACED.
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I haven't had a drink since September. Part of me would like to experiment with a few cans and the voice recorder on my phone, see if I can drunk-write something of interest.
 
I'm meant to be going to see a friend's boyfriend's band this evening. The early suggestion seem to be that they want us to meet in a Wetherspoons.

Pray for me.
 
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octophone said:
I haven't had a drink since September. Part of me would like to experiment with a few cans and the voice recorder on my phone, see if I can drunk-write something of interest.
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I really admire your restraint. I have not had a drink in 3 weeks and thought I was doing well.
 
I am also going out on Saturday with the girls and plan on getting pretty rowdy.
 
dmlaw said:
The early suggestion seem to be that they want us to meet in a Wetherspoons.

Pray for me.
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Oh, don't worry, it depends which one you're goi....nah, sorry, can't keep this up, you've had it, been nice having you here.
 
Apparently Wetherspoons have started to sell Belvedere Vodka.

Still not tempted.
 
I've only recently started having my facial hair done at the barbers and I don't know why - life changing.
 
50 of the fuckers. COME AT ME THE INDIE ROCKER
 
I found out this week that if I take enough of my PILLS at once it'll FINISH ME OFF, which was WORRYINGLY REASSURING

Life is a CABARET old CHUM
Come to the CABARET
 
I lie. I'll probably have half. I haven't actually got 50, my mate is bringing that many with him, but he's a recreational enhancement retailer.
 
Yes, we'll just rearrange the meeting because you've got a PRIOR APPOINTMENT at the HAIRDRESSERS

Honestly if I'm ever put in charge here YOU ARE SO FIRED
 
thank God first day at new job was a Friday, I’m bombed. the state is an incomprehensible, all-consuming machinery
 
Well I've had a productive day - I've done my most successful Facebook comment of all time. Am I an influencer now?
 
I just took in a package for my neighbour and he's called SMITHERS

Eeeeeexcellent
 
It's basically thanks to the weather really, we've had 15° + sun for the last 10 days which has made me want to go out and DANCE.
 
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