Conservative leadership race (post May)

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Which of these fuckers?

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Raab is the only one who’s slightly sexy so I’m supporting him. I hope he’s awful.
 
:D I hate to say it but, PHYSICALLY SPEAKING, I do find Boris curiously appealing - it’s that washed out yet ruddy look that gays like me adore, and also there is a hint of ALBINO - so butt out because I’m first in the queue

God can you imagine having a nosh on MIQUEL GOVE
 
Zu-Klara said:
God can you imagine having a nosh on MIQUEL GOVE
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What would be the point? His facial expression wouldn't change - he'd still just have the mildly-shocked look of a freshly caught haddock.
 
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:D Or indeed POB as pointed out a while ago

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Can’t say I’ve ever fancied gobbling off Pob although I suppose @Chlammy might :tongueout:
 
It's an absolute cunt's cavalcade. And one of them will be PM until at least 2022. Fuck. This.
 
If it's any consolation, history shows the favourite rarely wins.
 
I literally don't know if Boris will be electoral gold or anthrax?

I mean he won in London and you'd assume they're pretty discerning - or at least claim to be.
 
There a grostque Frankie Boyle metaphor for Boris Johnson's appearance for every day of the year.
 
Ag said:
I literally don't know if Boris will be electoral gold or anthrax?

I mean he won in London and you'd assume they're pretty discerning - or at least claim to be.
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London basically just likes an ambassador figure for mayor, which much as I hate to say it he did suit. His popularity really isn't what it used to be in any case - he's been exceptionally damaged by the EU referendum. In 2012 he had a net approval rating in London of +58. It's now pretty much that with a minus figure.
 
I have decided that Rory Stewart is the least offensive of a gross bunch.
 
They all fill me with UTTER BILE so I'm not sure I really care. Someone incompetent would be good, though, for obvious reasons.
 
Having said all of this, Raab could fill me with something else, but that's not what I want in my Tory Prime Ministers...
 
Zu-Klara said:
:D I hate to say it but, PHYSICALLY SPEAKING, I do find Boris curiously appealing - it’s that washed out yet ruddy look that gays like me adore, and also there is a hint of ALBINO - so butt out because I’m first in the queue

God can you imagine having a nosh on MIQUEL GOVE
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GOOD GOD ZU
 
Shirley said:
Stop it you are all scaring me *writes Penny Mordaunt fanfic*
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I hate her more than the rest. I think cause of the exposure more than anything, but still, PENPEN can fuck off...
 
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