Coronavirus

[Moon77]

I have a runny nose and I’ve been coughing

Take your temperature to see if you have a fever. Maybe it's just flu, don't worry too much.

 

[Alla]

Take your temperature to see if you have a fever. Maybe it's just flu, don't worry too much.

Honey, that post is one month old, he's dead now.

 

[Moon77]

Honey, that post is one month old, he's dead now.

Really? I am so sorry to hear that. I didn't notice that.

 

[Diddy]

Omg

share if you cry every time

if I had a nickel for every time DC faked his death

 

[big ron]

Omg

share if you cry every time

if I had a nickel for every time DC faked his death

I LOVE DC 5EVA :'( :'( :'(

 

[octophone]

Is it true that Trump fired the whole team in the US Government to deal with pandemics a couple of years ago and never replaced them? I know never to believe a tweet without checking...

 

[ameraal]

Billions wiped off the stock exchange. Beat THAT, Brexit.

the stock exchange continues to baffle me. can't wait for the world economy to collapse because someone overreacts and his fellow gamers follow suit.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Thanks for your prayers huns I’m in a better place now xox

 

[Kate]

From BEYOND THE GRAVE

 

[AGinAg (37)]

'Iran's Deputy Health Minister Tests Positive For Coronavirus'

That's because you're only Deputy sunshine.

 

[big ron]

'Iran's Deputy Health Minister Tests Positive For Coronavirus'

That's because you're only Deputy sunshine.

Conclusive proof the US created it in a lab.

 

[Diddy]

Thanks for your prayers huns I’m in a better place now xox

The EU? You don’t need to rub it in

Like share and subscribe if you cry every time etc

 

[octophone]

One day, we'll look back on this and laugh as the 79 people planet-wide who turn out to be immune set about repopulating the earth.

 

[big ron]

We were on a ferry with kids coming back from ski trips in Italy Saturday and Ron Jr and Ms Ron are both ill. Yay.

I feel fucking great.

 

[Phoenix]

Who will he Moopy’s first corona victim?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Who will he Moopy’s first corona victim?

Rita's cleaner.

 

[Peekaboo]

Do you gays think Eurovision will be cancelled? There's a chance the Olympic games will!

 

[Alla]

I DOUBT SO, there'll be more deaths if Eurovision is cancelled.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Do you gays think Eurovision will be cancelled? There's a chance the Olympic games will!

Plague Inc (semi) predicted it back in 2012:

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Apparently Plague Inc is, almost predictably, one of the top selling games right now.

 

[Kala]

Actually I think it’s a possibility of Eurovision being postponed, maybe not cancelled. However it’s way too early to say. Maybe give it another 6 weeks or so.

 

[big ron]

Apparently Plague Inc is, almost predictably, one of the top selling games right now.

I've had it a while but started playing it again when this all kicked off, I worried I was mental but apparently it crashed that many people did the same.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

They seem to be closing down many major events. There's the Euros football tournament as well.

I hope Donald Trump dies of it.

 

[Bypass]

Do you gays think Eurovision will be cancelled? There's a chance the Olympic games will!

Can you imagine?

It hasn´t shown up in Iceland yet, but any Icelanders flying back via China showing symptoms will need to be quarantined for 14 days, but Chinese tourists are allowed to pass through customs no trouble. Understandably a lot of locals here are very pissed off with that to say the least.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I've had it a while but started playing it again when this all kicked off, I worried I was mental but apparently it crashed that many people did the same.

Oh I totally re-downloaded about a month ago. It's just so relevant right now! I've played it on and off since 2013. Wiping out the world is such a treat.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Italy seems fucked. We're most probably next.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The VERY IDEA that quarantines are put in place AFTER the infection is diagnosed will stop the spread is really quite hopefull. There is a real chance that Eurovision and Olympics will be cancelled.

On the other side of the same coin, utter hysteria over something no worse than an extra flu will also see everything cancelled.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Having being said the Netherlands is currently clear of it. For now.

 

[Indie]

It might all go away by the summer anyway. Flu does.

 

[Shirley]

There is a real chance that Eurovision and Olympics will be cancelled

CLOUDS AND SILVER LININGS

 

[Alla]

OH DEAR first infected in Madrid, he's only 24
Ok, it was a pleasure... x

 

[big ron]

It is only a flu and its not actually that deadly. Paging @Mugatu for a hot conspiracy take.

 

[octophone]

Eurovision will go on. Remember, Israel's foreign policy basically involves shooting everyone they don't like the look of, that should contain it.

 

[octophone]

Can I get a quick point of order? Will coronavirus deaths still count for the Moopy Deathpool?

 

[Jark]

Having being said the Netherlands is currently clear of it. For now.

Not a single case here! Chinese tourism is a huge part of the economy so I'm quite surprised it hasn't made inroads. Yet.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Eurovision will go on. Remember, Israel's foreign policy basically involves shooting everyone they don't like the look of, that should contain it.

It's in the Netherlands

 

[octophone]

It's in the Netherlands

Is it? Oh. What happened there? Oh never mind, I 'll Google it.

 

[Shirley]

Ooh the OLYMPICS mean we will be awaiting the PRONOUNCEMENTS of DICK POUND again

 

[SDF]

So this is spreading faster outside of China now.

Are we ALL DOOMED?

 

[big ron]

So this is spreading faster outside of China now.

Are we ALL DOOMED?

No. THE FLU has killed more people this year than Corvid19.