🌹Britney's Indefinite Work Hiatus: The Instagram Years🌹

[OutSynk]

SHE'S COMING

 

[OutSynk]

 

[Yvonne Mondle]

Why isn’t he DEAD YET? Admittedly I was hoping for something a bit more horrifying but that’ll do

POOR POOR POOR POOR BRITNEY

 

[Yvonne Mondle]

I mean really I think we can all agree that he should be electrocuted

 

[OutSynk]

Her doctor is DEAD.
https://www.tmz.com/2019/09/09/britney-spears-doctor-dies-suddenly-conservatorship-timothy-benson/

 

[Yvonne Mondle]

ILLUMINATI

I see they’ve chosen a particularly flattering picture of the High Priestess of Haldol

 

[OutSynk]

ILLUMINATI

Just say Jamie.

 

[Yvonne Mondle]

But has she been laying down any (cough) max tracks?

Selfish WITCH!

 

[OutSynk]

But has she been laying down any (cough) max tracks?

Selfish WITCH!

 

[OutSynk]

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[Yvonne Mondle]

FINALLY! All round to Britney’s for non-stop free champagne and a root round her cupboards to see what we can steal! Bring those IKEA bags and Vuitton suitcases girls!

But who’s this so-called Care Manager?

*millions mysteriously disappear within hours*

 

[OutSynk]

Not too fast with the Moet & Chandon, YVONNE.

 

[K.C.]

Her doctor is DEAD.
https://www.tmz.com/2019/09/09/britney-spears-doctor-dies-suddenly-conservatorship-timothy-benson/

What DOES one serve at a funeral for Britney's doctor?

 

[Yvonne Mondle]

Not too fast with the Moet & Chandon, YVONNE.

Why can’t they just leave Britney alone? Can’t anybody do ANYTHING?

 

[Slave]

She seems to just spend her life Instagramming(?) from the gym.

The worst thing is they all look so DREARY. Get a decorator in, love.

 

[Slave]

She seems to just spend her life Instagramming(?) from the gym.

The worst thing is they all look so DREARY. Get a decorator in, love.

 

[Pipo]

What DOES one serve at a funeral for Britney's doctor?

chicken wings and half-arsed choreo

 

[OutSynk]

Britney's court appointed lawyer has been accused of MURDER.

http://mediaoneentertainment.com/je...he-killing-of-radio-star-tv-icon-casey-kasem/

 

[OutSynk]

The psychoanalysing comments under each of her posts are giving me life hunty.

 

[Mats]

the resurrection of Anna Nicole Smith

 

[Diddy]

Is this from American Horror Story: Blackout?

 

[POP!]

1, 2, 3
Not only you and mee
Got 180 degrees
And I'm caught in betweeen

 

[GNL]

The psychoanalysing comments under each of her posts are giving me life hunty.

An ART FILM

 

[Dark Carnival]

Like you bitches don’t twirl around your houses when you’re feeling good. Fuck you!

Yaaaas BritBrit!

 

[OutSynk]

Like you bitches don’t twirl around your houses when you’re feeling good. Fuck you!

Yaaaas BritBrit!

But can't you see how she's clearly possessed by a demon!!!111

 

[Pipo]

An ART FILM

YASSS When ART NOIR meets MUMBLE CORE

 

[OutSynk]

Looks like she has discovered FaceApp

 

[big ron]

I fucking love her.

 

[OutSynk]

The ugly top she's wearing was so expensive she had to get her money's worth and post more blurry photos wearing it.

 

[Kala]

Those photos look like MUGSHOTS. Oh dear.

 

[OutSynk]

I fucking love her.

 

[big ron]

Who HASN'T taken a series of selfies and thought I wish I could post them all.

 

[OutSynk]

Who HASN'T taken a series of selfies and thought I wish I could post them all.

I can barely find ONE that's decent enough to post so no.

 

[OutSynk]

 

[Peekaboo]

Paging social services PRONTO! This whole thing is a ticking bomb.

 

[Alla]

WTF!?

 

[straightorbroken]

Sounds like she's got a litter of Aaron Carters on her hands.

I've recently became addicted to watching clips of Gimme More where the audience yell "who is it?" at her. My guess is she's stumped until the track begins.

 

[POP!]

Here are some highlights from the livestream:



"I'll tell the whole story about my mom if I get 5,000 followers."

 

[Pipo]

they're reissuing a special Oops!... vinyl with unreleased material (at least in the USA) so get those coins Brit while you're still on hiatus