Eurovision Rewatch: Birmingham 1998 - 20.00 GMT tonight (25/3)

[octophone]

The eyeball!!!

 

[Generic Account]

I'd love to go hiking in the Highlands right now.

 

[Lucille]

That eye effect was SINISTER

 

[COB]

What the fuck!

 

[Dark Carnival]

WTF with the Swiss in the woman's EYE?! !

 

[AGinAg (37)]

THE SWISS FLAG EYEBALL!!!

OMG

 

[straightorbroken]

Showing Scotland without Annie Lennox? Misogynist male men at their worst.

 

[Lucille]

Oooooh a fuckable fiddler!

 

[Penelope]

Giving it LOTS OF SHOULDER

 

[octophone]

This choreography is absolutely priceless.

 

[Tisch]

This is Elaine Figgis and I will hear no different

 

[Penelope]

What UNPLEASANT HAIR!

 

[Lucille]

Don’t wink at me you SLUT!

 

[Generic Account]

This woman looked a lot more appealing in the little photo of her pointing before the Scotland video.

 

[straightorbroken]

The new Celine that never was.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh there's a choreo going on in the background

 

[Lucille]

More of the sleazy violin player please.

 

[COB]

I love a good tit delineation dress.

 

[Penelope]

OMG at the utterly half-arsed backing dancer choreography!

This is INCREDIBLE

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This is a touch more in the right direction. Giving full Celine face.

 

[lolly]

Is that a painted cleavage?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I love a good tit delineation dress.

YES!

 

[win_the_game]

Who thought FAUX-NIPPLES on the dress was a good idea?

 

[Lucille]

He’s really not that sexy im just THAT horny right now.

 

[Dark Carnival]

This might be the most memorable thing so far (along with the Croatian reveal)

 

[Madison]

More of the sleazy violin player please.

He was their entrant in 1990 if you want more of him.

 

[straightorbroken]

Best so far. Was there a Trouser Enthisiasts or Almighty remix to quench the contemporary homosexual hysteria?

 

[octophone]

Were key changes mandatory in 1998?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The dress looks like she's just escaped the hall in Carrie.

 

[Penelope]

Love to be seduced in WORLD'S SEXIEST DIALECT, SCHWEIZDEUTSCH

 

[Madison]

Fuck you Terry Wogan. CUNT

 

[Tisch]

The MONEY NOTE. One Sarah Harding would be proud of.

 

[Generic Account]

The violin is alright.

 

[Lucille]

He was their entrant in 1990 if you want more of him.

The knowledge!

 

[Dark Carnival]

I don't think I've EVER seen a Slovakian entry

 

[Penelope]

Was that the BIGGEST CHEER FROM THE CROWD SO FAR?!

 

[Raining on Me]

Is she singing about a massive dick?

Fabulously 90s (barely) but still, CHRIST

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Still not over the eyeball.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Love how this turning into How It's Made

 

[Generic Account]

This is the best 90s contest yes?