Not in the mood today AT ALL.
Still, week 1 done. WHOOP.

a hilarious Bristolian accent.
I had to drive to work to pick up some payroll yesterday. The dual-carriageway drive was surreal, it's reasonably busy all the time usually but I kept looking in the rear-view mirror to see whether a car would appear in the distance behind me because there were none in front of me. Like 28 Days Later.
My toilet roll status is now 8. Not a cause for concern, but probably at the point where I might consider taking my next available opportunity.
If you can get to Lidl in Nuneaton, they had shitloads of the stuff when I was there over the weekend. Tinned tomatoes as well.My toilet roll status is now 8. Not a cause for concern, but probably at the point where I might consider taking my next available opportunity.
and the woman in front of me was thrilled at the amount of LIVER on offer
Has everyone else noticed that Easter eggs are selling bog all? The supermarkets have stacks of them and they are not shifting.
If you can get to Lidl in Nuneaton, they had shitloads of the stuff when I was there over the weekend. Tinned tomatoes as well.
"Excuse me Sir, could you tell me the purpose of your trip today?"
"Why yes, officer, i'm driving 121 miles to Lidl in Nuneaton to find some bog roll, because ButterTart told me they had some".
Yes, I google mapped 121 miles. Feel free to backsolve to find out my exact location.
Who was it whp got an 80p refund from Tesco mobile the other day? I just got one for THREE PENCE along with an ONSCREEN APOLOGY![]()

Found a c*ck photo too, I know it belongs to someone on here but I cannot remember who.
I only remember Tramell (?) in recent times and that one was NOT TOO BAD