MOOPY INDOOR SCAVENGER HUNT - TEAMS AND ROUND ONE!!

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I DEMAND THAT YOU RETEST IT! That cost me a HUGE amount of money, don't tell me it was TALCUM POWDER!
 
Sheena said:
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I DEMAND THAT YOU RETEST IT! That cost me a HUGE amount of money, don't tell me it was TALCUM POWDER!
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:D That actually happened to my brother, got caught doing coke, arrested, and let go because it had no coke in it.
 
Oh I'm sure we've ALL been diddled ONCE IN A WHILE!

(But its not the money, Eds...it's the horrible realisation I must have actually ENJOYED playing ping pong)
 
With coke I wonder how much of it is not all crap, no wonder most of the time you feel almost nothing.

As for the rest there’s always some sort of effect, so it can’t be all fake. :D
 
RaspberrySwirl said:
With coke I wonder how much of it is not all crap, no wonder most of the time you feel almost nothing.

As for the rest there’s always some sort of effect, so it can’t be all fake. :D
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The effect of coke is different, though. It's not like the other drugs you take- it's not meant to send you loopy.

Coke is mostly NOT coke, though- it's often speed and all sorts of other SHIT. I only ever use it to keep me awake and "sober" anyway, so it doesn't bother me TOO much.
 
Sheena said:
The effect of coke is different, though. It's not like the other drugs you take- it's not meant to send you loopy.

Coke is mostly NOT coke, though- it's often speed and all sorts of other SHIT. I only ever use it to keep me awake and "sober" anyway, so it doesn't bother me TOO much.
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Yeah, I know but sometimes the only thing you feel is a bit of numbness in the nose.

It’s only nice as a ”starter” for social gatherings.
 
Two important things here:

1) We have a new piece of memorabilia

2) Emma Bunton CONFIRMS that useless old CD singles are indeed memorabilia so our original entry counts!
 
Raining On Me said:
Two important things here:

1) We have a new piece of memorabilia

2) Emma Bunton CONFIRMS that useless old CD singles are indeed memorabilia so our original entry counts!
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I'm more concerned about the fisting lube, I hope she uses it for another purpose, maybe for cooking as a substitute for butter?
 
I’m sure even Mel B has indulged in fisting activities.
 
Sheena said:
Don't be RIDICULOUS! What else does "Slam your body down and wind it all around" refer to if not FISTING?
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I don’t know about fisting but slamming has certainly come to mean something else. :disco:

God I wish they’d slam us all with some Corona vaccine and T now.
 
Good work, Raining On Me. I don't think anyone would question that this is highly legitimate.
 
ButterTart said:
As someone who has received death threats from Emma Bunton for years because I electrocuted her cat, I can confirm this is her handwriting.

If you can get her to write ‘I’ll fuckin stab u cuntpig” I’ll be able to tell for definite.
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Oh yes cuntpig is one of her things. She has it tattooed onto her knuckles.
 
octophone said:
This letter confirms that you left the house unnecessarily. If you are insisting it is genuine, your entire team will be disqualified as per Rule 1.

Please advise.
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Disqualify him if necessary but not all of us, I did nothing! :angry:
 
octophone said:
This letter confirms that you left the house unnecessarily. If you are insisting it is genuine, your entire team will be disqualified as per Rule 1.

Please advise.
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He was helping a vulnerable member of the community, you absolute monster. Emma has the lung capacity of a 90 year old emphysema patient.
 
dmlaw said:
He was helping a vulnerable member of the community, you absolute monster. Emma has the lung capacity of a 90 year old emphysema patient.
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In which case she shouldn't be needing fisting lube, eh?
 
Ok I just saw rule 1, that's so unfair. Not in this case because it's obviously a joke, but what if I have a saboteur in our team and decides to disqualify us for a laugh? Can we get rid of team members that are not really interested?
 
Alla said:
Ok I just saw rule 1, that's so unfair. Not in this case because it's obviously a joke, but what if I have a saboteur in our team and decides to disqualify us for a laugh? Can we get rid of team members that are not really interested?
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Calm down, babe. The letter is about as fake as a promise from Boris Johnson and has not been submitted alongside the rest of the entry and thus would be ineligible in any event.
 
The team fracturing is happening in the first round. To think I thought I'd have poisoned Kindacool by now.
 
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