Eurovision rewatch 4 April (20:00 BST): Moscow 2009

[Penelope]

I fucked up the official vote on the link. I gave Ukraine 12 then accidentally submitted.

OH WELL

 

[D5K]

Why do they all have cornettos?

 

[ButterTart]

Ooh, the CRIN ROOM, we are honoured.

 

[OutSynk]

You guys are fucking MENTAL if there's going to be another rewatch after this. I'm already EXHAUSTED.

 

[Soldi]

You guys are fucking MENTAL if there's going to be another rewatch after this. I'm already EXHAUSTED.

Lightweight

 

[Dark Carnival]

What the fuck is SCENE?

SCÉNOGRAPHIE! Staging!

 

[Beverley]

Green room guy is FIT

 

[Tisch]

You guys are fucking MENTAL if there's going to be another rewatch after this. I'm already EXHAUSTED.

Sounds to me like you're gunning for one personally

 

[Beverley]

You guys are fucking MENTAL if there's going to be another rewatch after this. I'm already EXHAUSTED.

You were BARELY here

 

[ButterTart]

You guys are fucking MENTAL if there's going to be another rewatch after this. I'm already EXHAUSTED.

Who's up for 1959?

 

[Madison]

Just so you know I’M NOT JOKING (bitch!)

Could someone covert this into 12, 10 etc.

 

[Lucille]

Sounds to me like you're gunning for one personally

OH DADDY STOP!

 

[Dark Carnival]

How do you judge "le bonus" please?

Completely subjective! It's where you decide someone is a cunt (Russia) and grade them down!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

You guys are fucking MENTAL if there's going to be another rewatch after this. I'm already EXHAUSTED.

Yeah I'm DEAD.

 

[Soldi]

Who's up for 1959?

I say a 1999 rewatch is in order once again

 

[Tisch]

SCÉNOGRAPHIE! Staging!

You didn't have to say the full french word for that to be clear to be honest

 

[OutSynk]

You were BARELY here

Bitch it's the best I can do.

 

[Dark Carnival]

By the way this scoring system is the way EVERYONE (gays) in France does Eurovision!

 

[D5K]

If you're in a voting mood there's also Moopyfestivalen

 

[dmlaw]

I have no recollection of any of the first six songs in this show. That must be when the wine kicked in.

 

[Dark Carnival]

4+4+3+4 = NOT 17 @Dark Carnival

WHAT?! omg

 

[Tisch]

Completely subjective! It's where you decide someone is a cunt (Russia) and grade them down!

Well in that mine would just go 1-5 as it goes on as more and more wine goes in

 

[Dark Carnival]

I'm drunk okay?!!

 

[D5K]

Could someone covert this into 12, 10 etc.

I can't do it, he hasn't even stayed within the lines

 

[ButterTart]

I say a 1999 rewatch is in order once again

Sadly I'm washing my legs. I can just pop them in the bath to soak if we decide to watch a better year instead.

 

[Soldi]

Sadly I'm washing my legs. I can just pop them in the bath to soak if we decide to watch a better year instead.

Oh you LOVE IT really

 

[Dark Carnival]

Gosh this RECAP is SENDING me!

 

[OutSynk]

Who's up for 1959?

But Eurovision started in 1999?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Could someone covert this into 12, 10 etc.

I just did!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

1999 again would CURE CORONAVIRUS however.

 

[Lucille]

My hole needs OINTMENT.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Who's compiling the moopy votes?

 

[Lucille]

1999 > 2009 but only JUST.

 

[Dark Carnival]

1999 again would CURE CORONAVIRUS however.

WORLD PEACE

 

[ButterTart]

2009 was a GREAT idea. If memory serves I was championing it and you were all like 'no, it's shit'.

But I BELIEVED IN MYSELF and now here we are.

 

[Soldi]

1999 again would CURE CORONAVIRUS however.

 

[Dark Carnival]

1999 > 2009 but only JUST.

I approve!

 

[D5K]

I missed last night (fuckers) so could 99 tonight

 

[ButterTart]

1999 > 2009 but only JUST.

I'd like to speak to your manager.

 

[Lucille]

That was the musical equivalent of a gangbang, I feel exhausted, guilty, ecstatic and abused all at once.