DRUNK REWATCH 1999 Part II

[AGinAg (37)]

I have a sneaking regard this is the first one I drank for.

 

[Soldi]

Who decided to plonk a FERRIS WHEEL at the back of the stage

 

[Dark Carnival]

Omg who’s delivering kebabs at this hour

Not kebabs, but MY DEALER is!

 

[Lucille]

High tension and drama!

AND GREAT RESPONSIBILITY.

 

[Lucille]

Hebrews sexy because they constantly sound like they’re spitting up your hole.

 

[Soldi]

Oh not these bible stories

 

[D5K]

Who decided to plonk a FERRIS WHEEL at the back of the stage

It's fantastic.

Actually I always thought of it more as a giant clock.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

High tension and drama!

AND GREAT RESPONSIBILITY.

SCRIPTED FUN!

 

[Lucille]

Not kebabs, but MY DEALER is!

PASS THE STRAW, WHORE!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Hebrews sexy because they constantly sound like they’re spitting up your hole.

NOT A BAD THING

 

[Dark Carnival]

PASS THE STRAW, WHORE!

Snort responsibly!

 

[win_the_game]

I have a sneaking regard this is the first one I drank for.

I'd literally just turned 11. Don't think I'd even discovered masturbation yet.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh I missed this last night!

 

[Lucille]

So glad we’re watching this again. It’s HIGH ART.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I'd literally just turned 11. Don't think I'd even discovered masturbation yet.

The gap between me discovering booze and wanking was pretty short.

 

[win_the_game]

I could listen to this PEDAL PUSHER FOLK NONSENSE again and again.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Such a beautiful evening of music and high drama already!

 

[Soldi]

Loving the choreography

 

[Dark Carnival]

CRANBERRIES!

 

[Penelope]

09 Latvia

 

[Lucille]

Thank god I made notes last night! This rightly got a 10 from me!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I like the idea we keep watching 1999 as a cheeky midnight pleasure FOREVER AND FOREVER.

 

[Lucille]

And my ultimate 7pts.

 

[win_the_game]

Well my hole is TWITCHING at this tuneless wailing

 

[D5K]

what an awful opener

 

[Soldi]

I swear I UNDERRATED this last night..

07 Lithuania

 

[AGinAg (37)]

what an awful opener

DOUZE!

 

[win_the_game]

In any other year this would be DOUZE POINTS from CHEZ WTG.

 

[Lucille]

I like the idea we keep watching 1999 as a cheeky midnight pleasure FOREVER AND FOREVER.

Like a gay Groundhog Day?

COCK HOG DAY

 

[Lucille]

what an awful opener

DIE CUNT.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Like a gay Groundhog Day?

COCK HOG DAY

You're the COCK HOG!

 

[Penelope]

JONATHAN CREEK I LOVE YOUR WORK!

 

[Lucille]

You're the COCK HOG!

Give me 8 weeks and I’ll be fit to BURST!

 

[win_the_game]

I'm in EUPHORIA already. 1999 is the FENTANYL of Eurovisions.

 

[Penelope]

Give me 8 weeks and I’ll be fit to BURST!

You haven't taken a load since February

 

[D5K]

DIE CUNT.

No-one who speaks German could possibly be evil

 

[D5K]

Now this is more like it

 

[Dark Carnival]

I have time for Belgium!

 

[Lucille]

1999 pretends to care by slipping it in slowly, then proceeds to hammer you like a whore ALL NIGHT LONG

 

[win_the_game]

This is a come down and a half.