Boris Johnson vs Covid - intensive care and subsequent self-isolation

[Shirley]

just reminded me about Friday Night Dinner episode 2.

that's half an hour sorted.

Oh it's a GOOD ONE

 

[AGinAg (37)]

He looks like he's been crying.



Maybe he'd just come.

 

[ButterTart]

He looks like he's been crying.

Probably the pain of walking around on those tiny legs. He looks like one of Sid's deformed toys from Toy Story.

 

[octophone]

Probably the pain of walking around on those tiny legs. He looks like one of Sid's deformed toys from Toy Story.

Fuck me! That's amazing!

 

[GNL]

 

[ButterTart]

I see some people actually are expecting us to clap for him tomorrow. What's the opposite of a clap, and how can I make my entire house do it? I don't want anyone on my street thinking I support him or wish him a speedy recovery.

 

[Kate]

How about farting out the window? I'll do it if you will.

 

[ButterTart]

How about farting out the window? I'll do it if you will.

I'm up for it but ideally it needs to be something I don't do most nights anyway.

 

[Ellie]

I see some people actually are expecting us to clap for him tomorrow. What's the opposite of a clap, and how can I make my entire house do it? I don't want anyone on my street thinking I support him or wish him a speedy recovery.

Blowing raspberries?

 

[Sheena]

Yeah, whatever I said earlier, I’m still not clapping for the cunt!

 

[straightorbroken]

I'd rather have the clap than do it for him. They should just keep it exclusively for the NHS and frontline workers.

 

[Sheena]

We’ll be clapping every night at this rate.

Just do one NHS/ workers clap for everyone and not dilute it by clapping for cunts.

 

[Diddy]

Fap out of the window?

 

[Star]

Does he have loads of illegitimate kids then?!

 

[wendy the Go_At]

Yep

 

[Star]

I didn't know that

 

[ButterTart]

Does he have loads of illegitimate kids then?!

To the point where he said something last year about not knowing exactly how many he has.

MAN OF THE PEOPLE.

 

[RS]

I dreamed that he died and woke up feeling guilty and very bad for the poor man.

 

[ButterTart]

I dreamed that he died and woke up feeling guilty and very bad for the poor man.

I dreamt that he died and woke up with an erection.

 

[D5K]

I keep misreading Johnson-related headlines saying "intensive care unit" as "intensive cunt".

 

[Dark Carnival]

To the point where he said something last year about not knowing exactly how many he has.

MAN OF THE PEOPLE.

WHAT!

 

[Dark Carnival]

I keep misreading Johnson-related headlines saying "intensive care unit" as "intensive cunt".

Accurate

 

[D5K]

To the point where he said something last year about not knowing exactly how many he has.

MAN OF THE PEOPLE.

I think it was more that he refused to share the answer, rather than not knowing. Neither's a great state of affairs (!) though.

 

[ButterTart]

I think it was more that he refused to share the answer, rather than not knowing. Neither's a great state of affairs (!) though.

I might be confusing it with his houses - he ‘forgot’ to declare one of those, didn’t he?

 

[Sheena]

His son MILO is KINDA FIT

 

[Tisch]

I just found out one of them's called LARA LETTICE

 

[Star]

I see some people actually are expecting us to clap for him tomorrow. What's the opposite of a clap, and how can I make my entire house do it? I don't want anyone on my street thinking I support him or wish him a speedy recovery.

Talking of the CLAP

 

[Loufoque]

I had a feeling she would die as soon as she was admitted. Something around the communications on this has felt very shady - they are drip-feeding information and it feels like they are trying to conceal (at least for a couple of hours) the gravity of the situation to avoid panic. It all seems a bit convenient that they wheeled out GRANNY to give us all a feel-good speech, before Boris was thrown into hospital.

Anyway, it's all a game of chance now.

 

[GNL]

His son MILO is KINDA FIT

He looks like he needs a good scrub.

 

[Star]

 

[Tetris-Rock]

WHAT!

I think the likely figure is five OR six, with another on the way.

I read an article about it a month or so back where his eldest daughter called him a “selfish bastard.”

 

[ButterTart]

I think the likely figure is five OR six, with another on the way.

I read an article about it a month or so back where his eldest daughter called him a “selfish bastard.”

The women in his family all seem to loathe him. Can’t imagine why.

 

[Kate]

Just been reading the details about his antics. He really is GROSS.

 

[ButterTart]

Just been reading the details about his antics. He really is GROSS.

I have to say it’s quite impressive that a philandering, amoral, tax dodging, elitist, racist Bullingdon club BELLEND has been successfully presented as a man of the people by his PR team. Although the bottomless pit of stupidity in this country has probably helped.

 

[Christian]

Edit *repeat information*

 

[RS]

Wow I didn’t know he even had kids. Are they all from different women? They all look exactly like him and each other....the Milo one is the exception, he’s handsome and looks Jewish.

 

[Kate]

Milo still has his eyes though.

 

[Kate]

Four are from the same woman and then there's at least one lovechild, plus the one on the way with his bint.

 

[Soldi]

Just been invited to a CLAP FOR BORIS Facebook group

 

[RS]

Milo still has his eyes though.

Yes, still looks like him but a very handsome version.

I mean, if we are to be superficial and all.