Eurovision rewatch 8th April (20:00 BST): Riga 2003

[dmlaw]

Tits rate

1st Greece
2nd Spain
3rd Croatia
4th Slovenia
5th Sweden

Sweden more attractive overall, because there's actually a possibility that she might say no.

 

[Tisch]

CROATIA MAN HAWTTTT ALERT

 

[Penelope]

Wonder how many times that week him off Jemini took it up him

 

[Lucille]

Post-Iraqi backlash

Yeah that's why NEXT BIGGEST IRAQ WAR ALLY TURKEY IS DOING SO WELL

It's BECAUSE HE HAD A SLOPPY CUNT GET OVER IT

 

[Soldi]

Oh I don’t think Turkey will win

 

[Madison]

Okay - here is the bottom of Moopy's scoreboard:

6. France - 59
7. Iceland - 57
8. Germany - 53
9. Croatia - 52
10. Netherlands - 41
11. Sweden - 34
=12. Greece - 18
=12. Ireland -18
14. Bosnia & Herzegovina - 15
15. Poland - 11
16. Portugal - 10
=17. Slovenia - 7
=17. Estonia - 7
19. Austria - 6
=20. Ukraine - 3
=20. Cyprus - 3
=22. Norway - 2
=22. Latvia - 2
24. United Kingdom - 1
=25 Malta - 0
=25 Israel - 0

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Fun fact: The booing of Russia this year triggered Putin to becoming a war mongering dictator.

 

[dmlaw]

Wonder how many times that week him off Jemini took it up him

He didn't shit right until mid-June.

 

[ButterTart]

How is Austria doing so well? Was it just illiterates getting over excited when they thought Australia had debuted?

 

[Dark Carnival]

Wonder how many times that week him off Jemini took it up him

37

 

[Penelope]

Okay - here is the bottom of Moopy's scoreboard:

6. France - 59
7. Iceland - 57
8. Germany - 53
9. Croatia - 52
10. Netherlands - 41
11. Sweden - 34
=12. Greece - 18
=12. Ireland -18
14. Bosnia & Herzegovina - 15
15. Poland - 11
16. Portugal - 10
=17. Slovenia - 7
=17. Estonia - 7
19. Austria - 6
=20. Ukraine - 3
=20. Cyprus - 3
=22. Norway - 2
=22. Latvia - 2
24. United Kingdom - 1
=25 Malta - 0
=25 Israel - 0

OMG GERMANY EIGHTH

FUCKING HOMOPHOBES!

 

[Penelope]

OMG 8 FOR TURKEY!

 

[Penelope]

Fun fact: The booing of Russia this year triggered Putin to becoming a war mongering dictator.

It was actually him off Jemini having a sloppy cunt that did it

 

[win_the_game]

YES MANDO!

 

[Lucille]

Wogan is like your drunk old uncle wittering on at Christmas about shit you don’t care about.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Well deserved booing

 

[Lucille]

12 for Turkey is also WELL DESERVED YOU TORY PISS HOLE.

 

[Soldi]

Can’t this old cunt just DIE already

 

[Penelope]

I do think Terry Wogan deserved to die

 

[Lucille]

OMG GERMANY EIGHTH

FUCKING HOMOPHOBES!

AGOG

 

[Dark Carnival]

Okay - here is the bottom of Moopy's scoreboard:

6. France - 59
7. Iceland - 57
8. Germany - 53
9. Croatia - 52
10. Netherlands - 41
11. Sweden - 34
=12. Greece - 18
=12. Ireland -18
14. Bosnia & Herzegovina - 15
15. Poland - 11
16. Portugal - 10
=17. Slovenia - 7
=17. Estonia - 7
19. Austria - 6
=20. Ukraine - 3
=20. Cyprus - 3
=22. Norway - 2
=22. Latvia - 2
24. United Kingdom - 1
=25 Malta - 0
=25 Israel - 0

France top 10! SUCCESS

 

[Madison]

I remember getting excited when Ukraine got points, but only because I kept mishearing.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Wogan is like your drunk old uncle wittering on at Christmas about shit you don’t care about.

We've got bigger crowds than the Germans. Always did.

 

[Soldi]

Is not neighbour voting, it’s DIASPORA you TWAT

 

[Dark Carnival]

"The BELLY BUTTON still in the lead!"

FUCK OFF YOU RACIST CUNT

 

[Madison]

I remember getting excited when Ukraine got points, but only because I kept mishearing.

And even more excited when one of the French speaking countries gave points to Romanie.

 

[Lucille]

TEETH.

 

[D5K]

Is not neighbour voting, it’s DIASPORA you TWAT

And the song was half in German!

 

[Penelope]

You know what ELSE is in the lead? LIVING PAST 80

 

[lolly]

YOU CAN TRUST US

 

[Dark Carnival]

And even more excited when one of the French speaking countries gave points to Romanie.

Roumanie

 

[ButterTart]

Considering Russia has a population of roughly 36 billion, it baffles me that they chose a frumpy ginger homophobe to be half of their titillating faux-lesbian pop sideshow. The other one was genuinely quite hot, I just struggle to believe they couldn't find anyone better to pair her with in a landmass fourteen times the size of Earth.

 

[Raining on Me]

I'm sort of pleased for that Austrian hip swinging trash to be doing so well. It was almost the only "how silly, do what you want" entry of the year

 

[Madison]

Okay - Moopy's top five are Belgium, Romania, Russia, Spain and Turkey.

In fifth place is...

Spoiler

BELGIUM - 61 POINTS

5. Belgium 61
6. France 59
7. Iceland 57
8. Germany 53
9. Croatia 52
10. Netherlands 41
11. Sweden 34
12. Greece 18
13. Ireland 18
14. Bosnia & Herzegovina 15
15. Poland 11
16. Portugal 10
=17. Slovenia 7
=17. Estonia 7
19. Austria 6
=20. Ukraine 3
=20. Cyprus 3
=22. Norway 2
=22. Latvia 2
24. United Kingdom 1
=25 Malta 0
=25 Israel 0

 

[Soldi]

@Madison where’s the Top 5 hun?

Edit - BAD TIMING

 

[Suomi]

This Russian commentator is an absolute QOL

 

[Penelope]

Considering Russia has a population of roughly 36 billion, it baffles me that they chose a frumpy ginger homophobe to be half of their titillating faux-lesbian pop sideshow. The other one was genuinely quite hot

You're getting Russia mixed up with Germany

 

[Tisch]

Russia Ukraine 8 points. Wow

 

[Tisch]

PAYS BAYS DIX POINTS

 

[lolly]

HOW DARE WE ENTER A SHIT SONG, PERFORM IT DREADFULLY, AND NOT GET A SINGLE POINT?!