Eurovision rewatch 8th April (20:00 BST): Riga 2003

[D5K]

Omg the green room presenter is starting to look a bit rimmable!

As in the thing you’d spray bleach around the side of?

 

[Soldi]

HANDS OFF

Hey hun xoxo

 

[dmlaw]

I'm suddenly feeling like we should get Soldi fitted for the moopy Peter Pan costume.

 

[Penelope]

I love how this the interval jingle sounds

 

[ButterTart]

Spain's actually a bit horsey. I could never trust a woman who can so deftly blur the line between a blowjob and a bris.

 

[D5K]

And the Moopy winner is...

Spoiler

TURKEY

1. Turkey - 139
2. Belgium - 101

Spoiler

No

 

[Penelope]

And the Moopy winner is...

Spoiler

TURKEY

1. Turkey - 139
2. Belgium - 101
3. Spain - 94
4. Russia - 76
5. Belgium - 61
6. France - 59
7. Iceland - 57
8. Germany - 53
9. Croatia - 52
10. Netherlands - 41
11. Sweden - 34
12. Greece - 18
13. Ireland - 18
14. Bosnia & Herzegovina - 15
15. Poland - 11
16. Portugal - 10
=17. Slovenia - 7
=17. Estonia - 7
19. Austria - 6
=20. Ukraine - 3
=20. Cyprus - 3
=22. Norway - 2
=22. Latvia - 2
24. United Kingdom - 1
=25 Malta - 0
=25 Israel - 0

Belgium second AND fifth?!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Stop giving points to Austria and Norway wtf!!

 

[Penelope]

As in the thing you’d spray bleach around the side of?

Bless you

 

[win_the_game]

Omg the green room presenter is starting to look a bit rimmable!

You'd rim anyone with an arsehole. But yes.

 

[dmlaw]

And the Moopy winner is...

Spoiler

TURKEY

1. Turkey - 139
2. Belgium - 101
3. Spain - 94
4. Russia - 76
5. Belgium - 61
6. France - 59
7. Iceland - 57
8. Germany - 53
9. Croatia - 52
10. Netherlands - 41
11. Sweden - 34
12. Greece - 18
13. Ireland - 18
14. Bosnia & Herzegovina - 15
15. Poland - 11
16. Portugal - 10
=17. Slovenia - 7
=17. Estonia - 7
19. Austria - 6
=20. Ukraine - 3
=20. Cyprus - 3
=22. Norway - 2
=22. Latvia - 2
24. United Kingdom - 1
=25 Malta - 0
=25 Israel - 0

I don't think you mean to have Belgium second there.

 

[Soldi]

Belgium second AND fifth?!

It really was THAT GOOD

 

[Lucille]

Belgium second AND fifth?!

FAKE NEWS

 

[AGinAg (37)]

It's never too early for AA @Soldi. Best to start now and plan those relapses.

 

[Penelope]

You'd rim anyone with an arsehole. But yes.

RIM ME DC

 

[ButterTart]

Honestly though lads the Belgian song was gash.

 

[Lucille]

LORRAINE!

 

[Soldi]

Different of the UK to select an ACTRESS to read out our points

 

[Tisch]

This Belgium turkey race is making me SO WET

 

[Madison]

Thanks all.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

OCH LORRAINE AND HER TITS

 

[Suomi]

REMINDER that we are watching Liquid Eurovision after this featuring a legless LORRAINE

 

[Tisch]

OMG Lorraine Kelly a bit PISSED and TITS AKIMBO

 

[Raining on Me]

Portugal 3 points

 

[Tisch]

REMINDER that we are watching Liquid Eurovision after this featuring a legless LORRAINE

What about 1999

 

[ButterTart]

Look at Lorraine, slurring her words and ready for a fight. Like a young @Soldi.

 

[Penelope]

OMG Romania second

TOO FORWARD-THINKING TO WIN MOOPYVISION

 

[Lucille]

The tops even tighter than SOLDI

Is he Moopy’s only poster who’s anus hasn’t sustained major structural damage?

 

[Dark Carnival]

You'd rim anyone with an arsehole. But yes.

At this point, YES!

SEND NUDES BOYS

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Different of the UK to select an ACTRESS to read out our points

U OK HUN?

 

[D5K]

Fucking biased votes

 

[Dark Carnival]

Nothing about the political voting now TERRY?

 

[win_the_game]

RIM ME DC

ME FIRST DC.

You don't want that slag with his SLOPPY HOLE and RIPPED BANJO STRING.

 

[Soldi]

Didn’t moan about neighbourly voting there did he?

 

[lolly]

BOO THAT TERRY YOU (STILL DEAD) CUNT

 

[Raining on Me]

Russia/Ukraine is just

 

[Penelope]

U OK HUN?

Lorraine PLAYS LORRAINE

As IF Soldi is 19 to make such ADVANCED REFERENCES

 

[Penelope]

At this point, YES!

SEND NUDES BOYS

I already HAVE

 

[sewerynsven]

Turkey won!!!! in Moopy one yay

 

[D5K]

I do like a good CLIPBOARD