MADONNA REWATCH PARTY #1: Blond Ambition Tour & Truth or Dare - 10th April (19:00 BST)

[Sheena]

Luis isn't DEAD

 

[lolly]

that's ONE FIERCE TUCK

 

[Lucille]

I did this look for Halloween one year.

 

[Penelope]

Oh just PLAY IT LIKE IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE PLAYED MUM

 

[Sheena]

THEY ARRESTED BOBBY BROWN FOR FUCKING ON STAGE

I hope he's there when I get there

 

[straightorbroken]

This is reminding me of Samantha having a failed threesome with the gay couple in SatC.

 

[GNL]

I can't believe Madonna invented Shakira.

 

[Sheena]

Oh just PLAY IT LIKE IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE PLAYED MUM

Oh SHIT OFF, this is PHENOMENAL.

Or it's ABOUT TO BE

 

[lolly]

how old is she here - 32 or so?

 

[Alla]

This is giving me Efendi's Cleopatra vibes

 

[Sheena]

how old is she here - 32 or so?

Yep. GRANDMA!

 

[Penelope]

WHOLE FIST IN THE MIM is it?

 

[straightorbroken]

Like a virgin... simulating being airtight with gay cross dressing backup dancers.

 

[Christian]

She sounds really very good here and this musical reinvention of the song is SPECTACULAR

 

[straightorbroken]

That would surely cause an injury a girl thrusting like that on top.

 

[Cerro de Casa]

Luis isn't DEAD

Gabriel I meant

I'm on the wine now you see

 

[Penelope]

It only really works for the middle eight and the chorus (the reinvention)

 

[Sheena]

The choice of shots here is REALLY BIZARRE

 

[Christian]

This should bring out the CROX

 

[Sheena]

OH MY GOD!

 

[Beverley]

My parents are loving the wank scene

 

[straightorbroken]

Classic porn star tragectory: fucking until their limit; then finds god.

 

[Penelope]

The choice of shots here is REALLY BIZARRE

A nice shot of the OUTER THIGH AND FLANK

 

[Cerro de Casa]

LAV/LAP transition

Hashtag WHEN WILL YOUR FAVES.

 

[lolly]

Gabriel I meant

I'm on the wine now you see

So which other one is dead?

 

[Beverley]

GOD?

 

[Penelope]

OMG

 

[Sheena]

To think this was the last time we had this live for HOWEVER LONG IT WAS

 

[Alla]

Like a prayer ALREADY?

 

[Christian]

It's no wonder she'd lost her voice by the time this got to Europe

The TECHNIQUE

 

[Penelope]

Oh my god
I'm so HEARTILY SORRY...

 

[Sheena]

Whilst I love this, I don't think the remix did it any favours live at this point, to be honest.

 

[straightorbroken]

Like A Prayer remains an utter glory.

 

[Sheena]

Like a prayer ALREADY?

BITCH HAS HITS TO SPARE

 

[Sheena]

And the vocals aren't half bad here EITHER

 

[Beverley]

People in Muslim assembly used to say that if you played Like a Prayer backwards, you could hear her calling the devil.

I used to skip it I was so terrified

 

[Alla]

BITCH HAS HITS TO SPARE

Indeed, but being 1990 is a bit surprising.

 

[Penelope]

Oooh, we LOVE A FOSSE NUMBER

 

[lolly]

Which OLD QUEEN here can tell me HONESTLY they haven't done that sidewalking choreo up and down the hallway?

 

[Sheena]

I wonder if the vocals are the reasons she doesn't release this tour.