Late night Rewatch: Melodifestivalen 2009 Final - AT MIDNIGHT

[Lucille]

LAV LAV LAV

IM GONNA TELL YOU HOW I FEEL ABAAAART YOU!

 

[Soldi]

Some rock for the straight guys, wherever they are

@ButterTart still dreaming about the Spanish dancer so NOT HIM

 

[Dark Carnival]

Some rock for the straight guys, wherever they are

@ButterTart

 

[Lucille]

Some rock for the straight guys, wherever they are

Buttertart until 20 mins ago.

 

[ButterTart]

Business is picking up, lads. Predictable 12 points from the BT jury.

 

[Madison]

HEEEEEEEEEEAATTT!

This behind my seat ALL THROUGH the evening.

 

[Alla]

09 Hope & Glory
07 Snälla Snälla
12 Love Love Love

 

[Penelope]

Oh you know what, maybe I WOULD for the vocalist if he had a trim

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh!

 

[ButterTart]

This really is a belter.

 

[Alla]

I actually like this! (Sorry Kala, don't ban me)

 

[Madison]

The Proclaimers to sue

 

[Dark Carnival]

You bottoms made me open a bottle for this?

 

[dmlaw]

Some rock for the straight guys, wherever they are

I don't know who this is for, but it's certainly not the straights.

 

[octophone]

Oh good Lord, this is absolute GASH. Sub Bon Jovi and what a SUB that is.

 

[Soldi]

I actually like this! (Sorry Kala, don't ban me)

Wait is Kala a MAN HATER or SOMETHING

 

[ButterTart]

Great voice.

 

[Penelope]

He's lost weight! And STILL hasn't got his hair sorted

 

[Alla]

Wait is Kala a MAN HATER or SOMETHING

Well, where do I start, dear Cicciolino...

 

[D5K]

Get rid of the guitars and this is straight up schlager

 

[Penelope]

You bottoms made me open a bottle for this?

It's basically SOLID GOLD after this

 

[octophone]

He's lost weight! And STILL hasn't got his hair sorted

Is that a TRANS FLAG t-shirt?

 

[Alla]

Sorry but that was great.

 

[D5K]

You bottoms made me open a bottle for this?

Song 6 will make it all worthwhile

 

[ButterTart]

There really is nothing better than a bit of bargain basement hair metal. Even if this is blatantly just a reworked schlager song.

 

[Penelope]

10 Hope and Glory
07 Snälla, snälla
12 Love Love Love
05 1000 Miles

 

[Lucille]

He's lost weight! And STILL hasn't got his hair sorted

Im here for that clammy coke comedown skin.

 

[Penelope]

OMG YAY Shirley Clamp at the checkout

 

[Alla]

You bottoms made me open a bottle for this?

It gets MUCH BETTER.

 

[Madison]

OMG!!!

 

[D5K]

OMG ITS THE SUPERMARKET SKETCH!

 

[ButterTart]

07 Mans
04 Caroline
06 Agnes
10 HEAT

 

[Madison]

Ironically, this is exactly what Shirley Clamp does these days.

 

[octophone]

Oooh, I;ve heard the name Shirley Clamp a lot but this is my first proper experience. Right now, it's fucking excruciating...

 

[Alla]

09 Hope & Glory
07 Snälla Snälla
12 Love Love Love
10 1000 Miles

 

[ButterTart]

OMG YAY Shirley Clamp at the checkout

Good bit of practice for her.

 

[Penelope]

OMG YAY Shirley Clamp at the checkout

Background - Shirley Clamp, one of the big stars of recent Melodifestivalen years who went out 8th in CHUB-THIGHED DISGRACE in the heats this year, is talking about how good life has been since the result.

 

[octophone]

Alanis Partridge or what?

 

[dmlaw]

I don't know what is happening right now.

 

[Madison]

This sketch is ruined by Torleif.