Late night Rewatch: Melodifestivalen 2009 Final - AT MIDNIGHT

[Dark Carnival]

Mans really is making my ANUS twitch!

 

[Lucille]

see! she just said big big girl in a big big world!

It’s not a big big deal if you LEEAVE ME.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Mans really is making my ANUS twitch!

Imagine that nose buried deep in your hole.

 

[Soldi]

What a nice HAT

 

[Dark Carnival]

Imagine that nose buried deep in your hole.

 

[octophone]

comedy hat = CUNT

 

[Lucille]

Mans really is making my ANUS twitch!

Not as much as this PIECE in a BEAVER HAT.

 

[dmlaw]

Is he wearing that hat for a bet?

 

[Dark Carnival]

 

[Dark Carnival]

Not as much as this PIECE in a BEAVER HAT.

I CAN'T!

 

[Alla]

The GAYZ cheering for Alcazar

 

[Lucille]

Rip me in two hat twink.

 

[octophone]

My sister lives in Umea. FUN FACT.

 

[dmlaw]

Apparently, lactose intolerant in Swedish is lactose intolerant.

 

[Dark Carnival]

I wouldn't mind this twink either!!

 

[Beverley]

I"M OFF

BYE EVERYONE

 

[Lucille]

My sister lives in Umea. FUN FACT.

I’m not sure if that was intentional but that sounds FILTHY.

 

[D5K]

I"M OFF

BYE EVERYONE

Me too

 

[Soldi]

Were all (well I say all, THREE of us) are a lot hornier than usual tonight

 

[Alla]

I"M OFF

BYE EVERYONE

Remember your FF answers tomorrow! (x2) Nite! x

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I"M OFF

BYE EVERYONE

You left HOURS AGO!

 

[Lucille]

SWEDISH IS SO GUTTERAL. THE PRESENTERS ALL SOUND LIKE THEY’RE GAGGING ON LOADS

 

[Penelope]

Who is THIS charity case?!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

SWEDISH IS SO GUTTERAL. THE PRESENTERS ALL SOUND LIKE THEY’RE GAGGING ON LOADS

Fun fact: Swedish men have holes.

 

[Alla]

Oh chorizo! I want some.

 

[octophone]

I’m not sure if that was intentional but that sounds FILTHY.

Nope. Actually true. Moved from Glasgow to New Jersey to London to Barcalona to Umea.

 

[Dark Carnival]

nice hat love

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Its Judge Rinder.

 

[ButterTart]

Just like when she's managed to get Greta out of the house for a couple of hours, Malena is being well and truly SHAFTED.

 

[Alla]

I'm doing really bad, vote for me!

 

[dmlaw]

Presumably Greta's mum must start getting some points soon if she's going to win.

 

[octophone]

Just like when she's managed to get Greta out of the house for a couple of hours, Malena is being well and truly SHAFTED.

No wonder has a CHIP on her shoulder.

 

[ButterTart]

No wonder has a CHIP on her shoulder.

If she'd just get herself a hobby - like smoking, or clubbing seals - she wouldn't half notice the benefit.

 

[Alla]

Presumably Greta's mum must start getting some points soon if she's going to win.

What if she doesn't win?

 

[Penelope]

Is this WALT FROM BREAKING BAD?

 

[Madison]

Seven votes in, and seven different acts have received 12s.

 

[ButterTart]

Presumably Greta's mum must start getting some points soon if she's going to win.

She slips a tit in a minute, and everyone gets to redo their scores based on this new, compelling information.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

What if she doesn't win?

She must kill her first born.

 

[Alla]

You can't imagine who's going to win at this moment. The voting in this final was the most exciting ever in MF history.

 

[Madison]

Eight votes, eight different 12s.