Eurovision Rewatch Tallinn 2002 (BST 20:00 15/04)

[Penelope]

Why did she shred her dress?

Easier access.

 

[octophone]

What is she doing these days?

 

[lolly]

Those shoes!

 

[dmlaw]

I don't remember Jessica being on so early. It is possible that I have never seen this before.

 

[ButterTart]

Should have won.

 

[Lucille]

I’m actually living fit the outfit, like if Pochohantas became a stripper.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Easier access.

She looks like she's been raped in a park.

 

[Dark Carnival]

04 Cyprus
04 UK

 

[Tisch]

Never heard of her! Did she have any sort of shit career, surely the 16 year old poof in me would have heard everything about it.

Fairly certain this was it. then she toured Butlins for a bit

 

[lolly]

and the backing singers look like something out of a Fellini film

 

[AGinAg (37)]

06 Cyprus
07 UK

 

[Soldi]

06 Cyprus
09 UK

 

[octophone]

What is she doing these days?

Last update on Wikipedia is 2009.

 

[lolly]

06 Cyprus
05 UK

 

[Penelope]

Jessica Garlick was later found complicit in the death of Amy Winehouse

 

[Penelope]

08 Cyprus
09 United Kingdom

 

[ButterTart]

10 Cyprus
10 UK

"Our best song for many a year." Katrina and Imaani AGOG.

 

[lolly]

Come Back is weaker than I remember it.

And I didn't remember it particularly fondly

 

[Lucille]

Last update on Wikipedia is 2009.

 

[Alla]

07 Cyprus
09 United Kingdom

 

[Tisch]

NICE LOOKING CHAP ALERT (I think)

 

[octophone]

Is it the pixilation or has he been doing some painting in the afternoon?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh I thought were getting three actual bears not a cross between Marti Pellow and Andy Murray.

 

[OutSynk]

OKAY WHERE THE FUCK FROM AM I SUPPOSED TO START WATCHING

 

[octophone]

They weren't exactly up all night writing the chorus, were they?

 

[dmlaw]

If we say the word, do you think that Austria would be there?

 

[Soldi]

That hair really is electrocution HORROR

 

[ButterTart]

This Austrian singer has gone on to greater greater success at Eurovision by renting out his forehead as a projection screen for some of the more elaborate light shows.

 

[Penelope]

God this Austrian one is JANK

In before everyone lusts over a young Andy Murray tweaking with nice arms.

 

[Tisch]

OKAY WHERE THE FUCK FROM AM I SUPPOSED TO START WATCHING

16 mins

 

[AGinAg (37)]

OKAY WHERE THE FUCK FROM AM I SUPPOSED TO START WATCHING

We're on the hour. As per.

 

[Suomi]

Manuel Ortega would claim to have feelings for you on the Erasmus skiing holiday but would then never text you back

 

[Alla]

What a boring song.

 

[VoR]

This one starts SO promisingly...

 

[Lucille]

If we say the word, do you think that Austria would be there?

If the word is chems then probably.

 

[ButterTart]

If we say the word, do you think that Austria would be there?

By the looks of him that would only be true if the word was 'scat'.

 

[Tisch]

God it's like the Blue Peter studio isn't it?

 

[Lucille]

TURGID.

 

[octophone]

SHIT KEY CHANGE

DRINK

 

[lolly]

I didn't realised they came over and used the Abbamania studio