Eurovision Rewatch: 1997 18/04 (20.00 BST)

[Lucille]

OMG it’s wall to wall MINGE!

Another sultry gem from a former call girl?!?

 

[VoR]

What lovely hair Maarja has.

 

[Tisch]

You ain't the boss of me.

I call a mutiny. You are MAD WITH POWER. I'm sure Kala's with me.

 

[OutSynk]

SEE KEELATUD MAA MA TUNNEN END SIIS

I STILL hear this on the radio.

 

[COB]

Stupid cunt

Oh... oh no

 

[ButterTart]

Quite an attractive evening on the whole, it's such a shame they're all long dead.

 

[VoR]

I assume she's the Madonna of Estonia. @OutSynk to not confirm.

 

[octophone]

Always the sinking of the Belgrano.

Or those wanks I have over Simon Weston.

He hasn't aged a day either.

 

[Beverley]

I want her figure

 

[D5K]

This is fine but completely unremarkable.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Omg this reminds me so much on an entry from the 2010s!! I can't put my finger on it!!

Found it !

 

[octophone]

What lovely hair Maarja has.

I'm kinda jealous.

 

[win_the_game]

I assume she's the Madonna of Estonia. @OutSynk to not confirm.

Not Ines?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

He hasn't aged a day either.

First degree burns have a magical anti ageing benefit.

 

[octophone]

SHIT KEY CHANGE

DRINK

 

[dmlaw]

Quite an attractive evening on the whole, it's such a shame they're all long dead.

Easy, Prince Andrew, she's only 16.

 

[D5K]

Maarja went on to actually appear in Melodifestivalen 2003 (with the rather good “He is Always On My Mind”)

OMG i love that!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Estonia is a bit shit

 

[Bumptious]

She’s milking SULTRY for all it’s worth.

 

[OutSynk]

I assume she's the Madonna of Estonia. @OutSynk to not confirm.

She's too boring for that.

 

[Iguana]

Lovely.

 

[Tisch]

Two questions.

1. How many weeks have the EBU been doing this?

2. A friend has said they've done this year this week because they launched 'Shine a Light' this week. Wot dat? Is he talking shit?

Literally ASKING FOR A FRIEND

 

[AGinAg (37)]

10 Cyprus
08 Turkey
01 Norway
03 Austria
01 Ireland
05 Slovenia
04 Switzerland
08 Netherlands
10 Italy
05 Spain
07 Germany
07 Poland
07 Estonia

 

[ButterTart]

Always the sinking of the Belgrano.

Or those wanks I have over Simon Weston.

The lass on stage was nicknamed 'the Belgrano', funnily enough. Both because of the number of men who went down on her, and the fact that Margaret Thatcher had her shot.

 

[D5K]

Found it !

I can sort of see that actually

 

[octophone]

That was OK - understated in a good way.

 

[COB]

BUTCH QUEEN

 

[VoR]

What a weird hair year for Sir Cliff

 

[octophone]

#obviousnonce

 

[AGinAg (37)]

ACTUAL PAEDO WITH DISGUISE BEARD.

 

[Tisch]

Cliff with a BEARD

AND I DON'T MEAN CILLA

 

[VoR]

He never talks about Power to all our Friends

 

[Lucille]

NONCE ALERT.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Congratulations was on Eurovision?!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The lass on stage was nicknamed 'the Belgrano', funnily enough. Both because of the number of men who went down on her, and the fact that Margaret Thatcher had her shot.

Classic.

 

[Beverley]

Mummy Bev about Cliff: 'He looks like Jack the RIPPER *cackle*'

 

[win_the_game]

Oh Cliff. Not a sprayed on beard.

 

[dmlaw]

Why the hell does Cliff Richard have a beard? Other than Sue Barker, of course.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Congratulations was on Eurovision?!

Are you...?

WHAT!

 

[Dark Carnival]

I can sort of see that actually

THANK YOU!