Eurovision Rewatch: Helsinki, 2007 (BST 20:00, 25.04)

[VoR]

Are visibly terrified spokespeople going to be a theme?

 

[Penelope]

OMG it's ZENA (age 3)

 

[Soldi]

Montenegro giving Serbia 12 points! YOU CAN'T MAKE IT UP!!

“They need to do something about this ETC”

 

[win_the_game]

WE CAN'T FUCKING SEE ANYTHING!!!

The audacity of that bitch in the audience

 

[Dark Carnival]

Why did the audience laugh at Belarus lady?

 

[Soldi]

Omg lady in the audience “we can’t fucking see anything “

 

[Dark Carnival]

Already booing Russia?

 

[Iguana]

Belarusian lady in HOSTAGE HORROR

I thought this too!

 

[Penelope]

Why is a TWELVE then a SEVEN such a REGULAR OCCURENCE

 

[win_the_game]

Thank god there's no Terry this year. He was particularly BITTER if I recall

 

[Beverley]

Is that a baby Sirusho?

 

[COB]

Who's SHE

 

[Penelope]

Teen Pen going WILD for that RUSSIAN TWELVE

 

[Dark Carnival]

Yay points for France

 

[Tisch]

Oh it's ROXANNE PALLETT. Thank god she's not being BEATEN TO DEATH...yet

 

[AlgoAlex]

I didnt remember that Russia was booed even back then

 

[Soldi]

She needs to TRIM her FRINGE

 

[Beverley]

The ACTUAL LEAD SINGER from Russia doesn't seem all that bothered

 

[Penelope]

FUCK OFF YOU BOOING CUNTS IT WAS A BANGER

 

[Iguana]

JILL TYRELL!!

 

[Penelope]

Ooooh, TEETH AND GUMS MARIANNE

 

[Dark Carnival]

Yay loyal Andorra!

 

[Soldi]

France 8 (Sorry DC)

 

[AGinAg (37)]

TO BE FAIR political voting was HIGHLY VISIBLE by this stage.

 

[Dark Carnival]

No points for Spain?

 

[Raining on Me]

Thank god there's no Terry this year. He was particularly BITTER if I recall

I was JUST about to say, how lovely these broadcasts are without his hellish corpse in waiting

 

[D5K]

I didnt remember that Russia was booed even back then

Nor me

 

[ButterTart]

"We can't fucking see anything" woman later went on to a lucrative career of shouting 'Only The Young' at X-Factor live shows.

 

[Zu]

The Andorran vote lady is bringing ISIS GEE to mind

 

[Tisch]

JILL TYRELL!!

Not @JillTyrell

 

[Penelope]

I think 'political voting' tends to be at its most prominent in years when there aren't really many standout chart favourites

 

[Beverley]

TO BE FAIR political voting was HIGHLY VISIBLE by this stage.

Exacts. We booed the political voting sharing not evil Russia

 

[Penelope]

The Andorran vote lady is bringing ISIS GEE to mind

YES!

 

[AlgoAlex]

7 points for that German shit there

 

[ButterTart]

What's wrong with this Austrian woman? What's she sat on?

 

[Soldi]

Not @JillTyrell

Peter Kay found supporting SCOOCH at the HELSINKI ARENA. NOT DEAD

 

[D5K]

What was the favourite beforehand in the end? From memory it was just about Serbia?

 

[Soldi]

Ne parle pas francais

 

[ButterTart]

Is there an EARTHQUAKE in Paris?

 

[Penelope]

DON'T UNDERSTAND A WORD LOVE