MELODIFESTIVALEN 2006 REWATCH: 22:45 BST

[Penelope]

OMG WE'VE GOT LINDA TONIGHT!!!!

 

[ButterTart]

Alla (Flickor)!

 

[Lucille]

The year I tried both. On the same night. And Confessions On A Dancefloor was the soundtrack.

WHAT A YEAR

OH MY

 

[Penelope]

He surely did.

AGOG

 

[Madison]

A bit unfair on female BWO.

 

[Suomi]

She’s pretending to hate Linda - “what does Linda have that I don’t? “

 

[Penelope]

11 Lena Ph

 

[Lucille]

Mine was 2015 with just coke and whiskey and NO soundtrack. And he insisted on condoms

(obviously I'd lost l'virg before then but STILL)

Weren’t you 14 in 2015

 

[Penelope]

OMG I just realised Alla didn't include La dolce vita before

 

[Kala]

I'm not watching this but this was the VERY first Eurovision themed live show I ever attended! Second row!

 

[Penelope]

Weren’t you 14 in 2015

24, CUNT

 

[dmlaw]

I would say that that went on a bit, but that went on a lot.

 

[ButterTart]

She’s pretending to hate Linda - “what does Linda have that I don’t? “

An incrementally heightened sense of desperation with each latest failure, that's what.

 

[Penelope]

She’s pretending to hate Linda - “what does Linda have that I don’t? “

Somehow even MORE commitment

 

[Lucille]

24, CUNT

oh sorry read that as 2005

 

[AGinAg (37)]

OMG I just realised Alla didn't include La dolce vita before

To create a video like that he did have to commit some war crimes.

 

[ButterTart]

24, CUNT

I've done a maths - are you not even 30 yet?

 

[dmlaw]

I didn't know that VoR went to this show.

 

[Penelope]

I've done a maths - are you not even 30 yet?

NO! AGOG!

 

[Penelope]

I've done a maths - are you not even 30 yet?

Why - do I have the VIBE of someone over 30, or just the LOOK?

 

[ButterTart]

I didn't know that VoR went to this show.

That's Lena Philipsson!

 

[Lucille]

I've done a maths - are you not even 30 yet?

She’s had a hard life leave her alone!

 

[Penelope]

OMG this theme really DID predate The Arrival!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Why - do I have the VIBE of someone over 30, or just the LOOK?

oh you KNOW YOU DO!

 

[Penelope]

Oh god we really AREN'T necessarily kicking off with a big gay hit, much as I do quite like this

 

[ButterTart]

Why - do I have the VIBE of someone over 30, or just the LOOK?

It's more that we're such a bunch of old cunts, and you seem to have been to every Eurovision since 1976.

 

[Penelope]

oh you KNOW YOU DO!

But WHICH ONE?!

 

[Madison]

Why do none of Johnson’s entries sound like “Glorious”?

 

[Penelope]

oh you KNOW YOU DO!

In fairness I certainly DO KNOW I have the vibe of someone over 30

 

[ButterTart]

This is a solid 10 for me straight out of the gate. He will never top this, so why keep trying?

 

[Lucille]

He’s vile. Still would

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I like this one a lot. He aged so much very quickly since Glorious.

 

[Penelope]

A VERY GOOD TAKE THAT COMEBACK SINGLE

 

[win_the_game]

I detest this orange ballsack.

 

[Lucille]

You just know he’d have PILLY WILLY.

 

[dmlaw]

Here's a blast from the past. It's nice that these Swedish one hit wonders can get a second lease of life.

 

[Madison]

A B-side from the Sergeant Pepper era.

 

[Lucille]

Insta update please!

 

[ButterTart]

I watched a medley they put on for Christer's birthday. When Andreas came on to sing this, Christer very sweetly pretended to give a shit.

 

[Penelope]

08 Sing For Me