OG Kalavision (No longer taking place)

[ButterTart]

I don't put this pressure on me, specially when I'm not going to be that predictable to send the same thing again. Or maybe yes, who knows

I’ve been looking at demented rock songs, but I don’t want to look like a copier.

 

[OutSynk]

READ THE RULES PEOPLE.

 

[Phoenix]

Err no I said Lagos not Laos

you better not argue or you will get a random country

 

[ButterTart]

It's like waiting to be injected by some horrible stabby "nurse" at school

There were a lot of serial killers at my local comprehensive too.

 

[Generic Account]

Ugh I wanted Cambodia.

 

[Kala]

Right I am REDUCING to 15 minutes after this next person.

 

[Generic Account]

Oh right they're not the real countries.

I don't really want Cambodia.

 

[Zu]

Yes you will get a PM like (Countries are FAKE)

Hello!

It is now time to select your country!

The countries taken so far are:

Cambodia
Laos
Myanmar
Thailand
Vietnam

Please let me know your country ASAP within the next 30 minutes or a country will be chosen for your at random.

Kala x

Oh I SEE. Frankly I might just press RANDOM to make it a bit easier if BENIN has already been taken

 

[Alla]

@RaspberrySwirl is not around because he's gonna send something he hates so he's not arsed with the country he gets, right?

 

[Beverley]

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Right I am REDUCING to 15 minutes after this next person.

omg

 

[Iguana]

It's going to be 15 seconds by 11pm

 

[Soldi]

It’ll be TWO MINUTES or DEATH come 8

 

[Soldi]

It's going to be 15 seconds by 11pm

It’ll be TWO MINUTES or DEATH come 8

 

[COB]

Right I am REDUCING to 15 minutes after this next person.

You tell 'em!

 

[Beverley]

KILL ME NOW!

 

[Zu]

Right I am REDUCING to 15 minutes after this next person.

Please not MORE DEATHS!

 

[Iguana]

It sounds like the right TRAJECTORY

 

[Lucille]

Right I am REDUCING to 15 minutes after this next person.

GET YOUR THUMBS OUTTA YOUR BUMS GIRLS!

 

[Alla]

You won't have time to open your pm before Kala shouts NEXT!!

 

[RS]

Is it too late to join?

 

[Kate]

No if you are in the other semifinal, my dear. I'm TERRIFIED I end up in a semi full of RaspberrySwirls

Surely we all vote in both semis!

 

[Kala]

NEW RULE. All songs must be sung in ESPERANTO

 

[Kala]

Is it too late to join?

I'll send you a PM

 

[Generic Account]

Flag ceremony is Sunday, yes?

Do we find our countries out then on the spot?

 

[COB]

I'm getting THIS energy right now

 

[Alla]

I guess the next drama is trying to justify the song you want to submit has any conection with that random country you picked for no reason. I just can't wait.

 

[Soldi]

I darent NIP FOR A PISS. I’ll have SOGGY SHEETS

 

[Tisch]

NO JOKE I actually researched singers from Cambodia yesterday. I liked the look of Chhom Nimol but she's not on Spotify

 

[Tisch]

I darent NIP FOR A PISS. I’ll have SOGGY SHEETS

This was me during Allavision last night

 

[Alla]

Surely we all vote in both semis!

I think it's optional to vote in the other semi, but I'm not sure.

 

[Tisch]

*allafestivalen SORRY

 

[COB]

I have to leave for the supermarket at 7, I'm SHAKING

 

[Generic Account]

NO JOKE I actually researched singers from Cambodia yesterday. I liked the look of Chhom Nimol but she's not on Spotify

I was too!

They had a rock n roll musical renaissance pre-genocide in the 60s.

 

[Soldi]

This was me during Allavision last night

Poor @Iguana

 

[Tisch]

I have to leave for the supermarket at 7, I'm SHAKING

Why would you plan your big shop the night of Kalavision?

 

[Alla]

Is it too late to join?

OMG, ASFM winner wasn't in the list and nobody even noticed!

 

[Tisch]

Poor @Iguana

He was making what sounded like IMPORTANT lawyery calls while I was losing my shit to Nanne Gronevald for the eighth time.

 

[Alla]

*allafestivalen SORRY

I was gonna say!

 

[Soldi]

OMG, ASFM winner wasn't in the list and nobody even noticed!

She didn’t even wanna take part in the first place. In OTHER WORDS, I SHOULD HAVE WON