OG Kalavision (No longer taking place)

[Suomi]

kalacult

 

[SDF]

This better not jancel, I like my song

 

[Phoenix]

Kala right now

 

[OutSynk]

I am kala obsessed now. the emotional abuse and manipulation has worked and I am now ready to do anything he tells me; to live a life with a strict kala-only diet

breakfast: kala
lunch: kala
dinner: kala
snack: kala

FUN FACT: Kala means FISH in Estonian.

 

[Beverley]

Miss Bev would like to let you know that

And this is why you're my MAIN BITCH innit <3

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I am kala obsessed now. the emotional abuse and manipulation has worked and I am now ready to do anything he tells me; to live a life with a strict kala-only diet

breakfast: kala
lunch: kala
dinner: kala
snack: kala

STOCKHOLM SYNDROME.

Of course it HAD TO BE SWEDISH.

 

[Alla]

FUN FACT: Kala means FISH in Estonian.

In Spanish (well, with C but sounds the same) means (among other things) laxative suppository.

 

[Zu]

I am kala obsessed now. the emotional abuse and manipulation has worked and I am now ready to do anything he tells me; to live a life with a strict kala-only diet

breakfast: kala
lunch: kala
dinner: kala
snack: kala

But what about the JUICE BOXES?

 

[RS]

Did everyone get a number?

 

[Phoenix]

Who knows?

 

[Logic?]

Can I leave the house for an hour if I've chosen my country? I've simply NO IDEA what is going on. I thought this was just a song contest

 

[Suomi]

But what about the JUICE BOXES?

Now when I’m sad, I drink 4 kalas

 

[Beverley]

Did everyone get a number?

i cannot confirm nor deny

 

[Iguana]

Kala is getting a number too isn't he? I reckon he's in a PM battle with himself as we speak

 

[OutSynk]

Did everyone get a number?

Yes, everyone got a number 2

 

[Iguana]

Can I leave the house for an hour if I've chosen my country? I've simply NO IDEA what is going on. I thought this was just a song contest

The government has guidelines about this

 

[AGinAg (37)]

i cannot confirm nor deny

 

[Suomi]

Can I leave the house for an hour if I've chosen my country?

Of course you fucking can’t - you live by the kalavision, you die by the kalavision

 

[Alla]

Kala is getting a number too isn't he? I reckon he's in a PM battle with himself as we speak

Wait a minute, is he entering too?

 

[nerys]

 

[Iguana]

Wait a minute, is he entering too?

I believe I read that he is around 200-300 posts back

 

[Alla]

!!!

 

[D5K]

The problem is that people have chosen songs already, and if their countries have gone they're trying to use the window to frantically find a suitable song.

Just pick any old country and take your chances!

 

[Zu]

 

[Beverley]

 

[Beverley]

OMG I DID IT!!!

You better like this one and not the abortion a few pages ago.

 

[Raining on Me]

Top 5s were requested and hopefully sent. Does that speed things up? Will this blind selection war be over by 3am?

I NEED WHAT I NEED

...


.

 

[Tisch]

I have no words except

MOOPY GOLD NOW

 

[Iguana]

YAY!

 

[Alla]

The problem is that people have chosen songs already, and if their countries have gone they're trying to use the window to frantically find a suitable song.

Just pick any old country and take your chances!

What you call a problem I say it's a BLESSING. Long live Kalavision!

 

[cwej]

Well this competition has already made me realise how much of a CUNT Suomi is. And that's all I have to say on the matter*






Until he responds to this no doubt

 

[Tisch]

OMG I DID IT!!!

You better like this one and not the abortion a few pages ago.

Sorry, your first post was already crowned HPOTW

 

[AGinAg (37)]

OMG I DID IT!!!

You better like this one and not the abortion a few pages ago.

 

[Phoenix]

hun we’ve already done that

 

[OutSynk]

It’s been YEARS since Kala’s last update.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

 

[AGinAg (37)]

OMG I DID IT!!!

You better like this one and not the abortion a few pages ago.

How does my like button work?

 

[win_the_game]

I can't believe we've actually spent the best part of an evening not moving in case we receive a PM.

 

[ButterTart]

Everyone's having a go, but Kala has managed to get a 30 page thread out of people essentially waiting in a queue. You have to respect him for inspiring this level of investment in the game.

 

[Phoenix]

Well this competition has already made me realise how much of a CUNT Suomi is. And that's all I have to say on the matter*






Until he responds to this no doubt

It took you that long? Don’t you know him in real life?