KYLIE REWATCH PARTY #2: Showgirl (2005) - Friday 1st May (22:00 BST)

[Iguana]

She is so cute

 

[Penelope]

OMG is this a disco RHYTHM OF THE NIGHT

 

[Penelope]

She is so cute

CUTEY OF THE EVENING!

 

[lolly]

This is AURAL BUKKAKE

 

[COB]

Yes FULL GOSS PLEASE

We just fell into it I guess He actually only signed up to get enough posts to get into Community and see what I was saying in there

 

[Iguana]

One of my favourite earlier songs

 

[Penelope]

CUM ON MY TITS KYLIE!

 

[lolly]

Honestly that intro was like being cum on from about six different directions simultaneously

 

[Penelope]

We just fell into it I guess He actually only signed up to get enough posts to get into Community and see what I was saying in there

Ah, the TUMMY SWORDS CHRONICLES

 

[COB]

Are we getting Body Language songs tonight?

Awwww BUCKLE up baby feel MY SPEED

 

[Penelope]

! at this OFFENSIVE AND NARROW-MINDED PORTRAYAL OF HOMOSEXUALITY!

 

[Iguana]

Spinning Around part of a MEDLEY? WHAT!?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Fuck me SHIT IN MY MOUTH KYLIE

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Mashed up with Finally AS IT SHOULD BE!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

He actually only signed up to get enough posts to get into Community and see what I was saying in there

I cannot confirm or deny this.

Only 427 posts to go

 

[lolly]

WOMAN SHITTING GLITTER

 

[COB]

! at this OFFENSIVE AND NARROW-MINDED PORTRAYAL OF HOMOSEXUALITY!

Colourful cocktails at the ready!

 

[Iguana]

I cannot confirm or deny this.

Only 427 posts to go

I'm surprised at how NICE you seem after all the stories!

 

[Penelope]

Colourful cocktails at the ready!

Really SHOULD'VE stocked up on that jeroboam of crème de menthe at the shops earlier

 

[AGinAg (37)]

PILL SONGS AS SPONSORED BY HALLI.

 

[COB]

I'm surprised at how NICE you seem after all the stories!

 

[Zu]

What IS this hot new chat lounge trend for couples posting (well, specifically the lovely @COB and @ZenGiraffe in more recent times)? Call it my DIRTY SECRET but I’d not tell any boyfriend about my caps lock carryings-on, much less let him LOOK OR POST! *troubled and scared look* “Is there something being the wrong with you please?”

The HORROR!

 

[Iguana]

The gays in the audience going mad, the women CONFUSED

 

[Penelope]

HPOTW! (prolapse)

 

[COB]

Actually thinking about doing poppers to this

 

[Iguana]

What IS this hot new chat lounge trend for couples posting (well, specifically the lovely @COB and @ZenGiraffe in more recent times)? Call it my DIRTY SECRET but I’d not tell any boyfriend about my caps lock carryings-on, much less let him LOOK OR POST! *troubled and scared look* “Is there something being the wrong with you please?”

The HORROR!

It only works if you have the same sick sense of humour

 

[Penelope]

What IS this hot new chat lounge trend for couples posting (well, specifically the lovely @COB and @ZenGiraffe in more recent times)? Call it my DIRTY SECRET but I’d not tell any boyfriend about my caps lock carryings-on, much less let him LOOK OR POST! *troubled and scared look* “Is there something being the wrong with you please?”

The HORROR!

You have a RELATIONSHIP?!

GOODNESS ME!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I'm surprised at how NICE you seem after all the stories!

The beast only appears after midnight.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

What IS this hot new chat lounge trend for couples posting (well, specifically the lovely @COB and @ZenGiraffe in more recent times)? Call it my DIRTY SECRET but I’d not tell any boyfriend about my caps lock carryings-on, much less let him LOOK OR POST! *troubled and scared look* “Is there something being the wrong with you please?”

The HORROR!

oh Mr Ag is so aware! He just doesn't care!

 

[GNL]

What IS this hot new chat lounge trend for couples posting (well, specifically the lovely @COB and @ZenGiraffe in more recent times)? Call it my DIRTY SECRET but I’d not tell any boyfriend about my caps lock carryings-on, much less let him LOOK OR POST! *troubled and scared look* “Is there something being the wrong with you please?”

The HORROR!

My boyfriend is a eurovision loon and I LIVE IN FEAR.

 

[Penelope]

OH MY GOD IT'S MADAME FUCKING TENNANT!!!!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

BLOODY PET SHOP BOYS SWEETIE

 

[Iguana]

Wine break

 

[lolly]

What IS this hot new chat lounge trend for couples posting (well, specifically the lovely @COB and @ZenGiraffe in more recent times)? Call it my DIRTY SECRET but I’d not tell any boyfriend about my caps lock carryings-on, much less let him LOOK OR POST! *troubled and scared look* “Is there something being the wrong with you please?”

The HORROR!

I much preferred it in the OLD DAYS when it was ONLINE RELATIONSHIPS ONLY

It's quite DISCONCERTING that COB and ZenGiraffe have actually PHYSICALLY KNOWN each other!

 

[Penelope]

This is just TOO FUCKING MUCH!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Kylie singing about rough trade and muscle Mary's.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This is just TOO FUCKING MUCH!

I JUST LOVE ALL OF IT.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I do love a duet with the disembodied voice of a tired old pop star

 

[COB]

What IS this hot new chat lounge trend for couples posting (well, specifically the lovely @COB and @ZenGiraffe in more recent times)? Call it my DIRTY SECRET but I’d not tell any boyfriend about my caps lock carryings-on, much less let him LOOK OR POST! *troubled and scared look* “Is there something being the wrong with you please?”

The HORROR!

Oh it's fine, I think I'd be more awkward keeping it a dirty secret on my phone (among all the other ones )

 

[Penelope]

I do love a duet with the disembodied voice of a tired old pop star

KYLIE?