Eurovision Rewatch: Luxembourg City, 1984 (00:00 BST / 01:00 CEST, 3 May 2020)

[Suomi]

I treni di Tozeur is legitimately incredibly

 

[ButterTart]

You'd never believe these two tortured and murdered several hitchhikers on their way home, would you?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

09 Sweden
03 Luxembourg
05 France
08 Spain
09 Norway
05 UK
05 Cyprus
02 Belgium
09 Ireland
08 Denmark
07 Netherlands
03 Yugoslavia
05 Austria
06 Germany
08 Turkey
03 Finland
04 Switzerland
09 Italy

 

[dmlaw]

Dustin Hoffman And Chrissie Hynde smashing this Italian entry.

 

[Soldi]

I was baffled why any actor would AGREE TO IT!

Time for a “things you believed as a child” thread

 

[Soldi]

I think @Dark Carnival died? Did he take part in 1980?

 

[Madison]

We need a no clowns policy.

 

[lolly]

07 Sweden
05 Luxembourg
05 France
06 Spain
10 Norway
06 UK
04 Cyprus
03 Belgium
09 Ireland
06 Denmark
09 Netherlands
07 Yugoslavia
05 Austria
05 Germany
08 Turkey
08 Finland
06 Switzerland
10 Italy

 

[Raining on Me]

08 Sweden
08 Luxembourg
08 France
08 Spain
08 Norway
06 UK
05 Cyprus
06 Belgium
08 Ireland
07 Denmark
07 Netherlands
07 Yugoslavia
06 Austria
07 Germany
08 Turkey
06 Finland
07 Switzerland
08 Italy

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Making a ship in a bottle is such a CUNTY THING TO DO.

 

[ButterTart]

Why was she going cross eyed? Her glass was still FULL.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

She's DEAD.

Heroin.

 

[win_the_game]

Oh what a load of SHITE

No, amico mio!

 

[dmlaw]

Portugal DEAD. More strokes than Soldi before Dark Carnival found out how old he really is.

 

[win_the_game]

She's DEAD.

Heroin.

Always the good ones.

 

[Lucille]

I’m actually enjoying this pleasant drivel.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

She was injecting into her own fanny by the end.

 

[win_the_game]

I’m actually enjoying this pleasant drivel.

It's Portuguese actually.

 

[ButterTart]

She's DEAD.

Heroin.

She looks the sort.

 

[Raining on Me]

08 Sweden
08 Luxembourg
08 France
08 Spain
08 Norway
06 UK
05 Cyprus
06 Belgium
08 Ireland
07 Denmark
07 Netherlands
07 Yugoslavia
06 Austria
07 Germany
08 Turkey
06 Finland
07 Switzerland
08 Italy
08 Portugal

 

[Soldi]

Portugal DEAD. More strokes than Soldi before Dark Carnival found out how old he really is.

It’s funny until you realise it actually happened when he found out

 

[Lucille]

This bitch is really SELLING IT.

 

[ButterTart]

Portugal DEAD. More strokes than Soldi before Dark Carnival found out how old he really is.

Well played sir.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

09 Sweden
03 Luxembourg
05 France
08 Spain
09 Norway
05 UK
05 Cyprus
02 Belgium
09 Ireland
08 Denmark
07 Netherlands
03 Yugoslavia
05 Austria
06 Germany
08 Turkey
03 Finland
04 Switzerland
09 Italy
06 Portugal

 

[Raining on Me]

Excellent year but not a single 9 so arguably an average year

 

[lolly]

07 Sweden
05 Luxembourg
05 France
06 Spain
10 Norway
06 UK
04 Cyprus
03 Belgium
09 Ireland
06 Denmark
09 Netherlands
07 Yugoslavia
05 Austria
05 Germany
08 Turkey
08 Finland
06 Switzerland
10 Italy
07 Portugal

 

[Soldi]

NEXT DVD PLS according to the FIRST VIDEO

 

[ButterTart]

This whole thing looks like a Victoria Wood sketch, right down to the hairstyles.

 

[Madison]

Quick - who has the next DVD?

 

[Lucille]

Oh not this cow again!

 

[Madison]

Eurocow? Where?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

12 Ireland
10 Italy
08 Denmark

I'm afraid those are all my points. The rest of my score sheet was lost to a meltdown not dissimilar to the one Vanessa Feltz had on Big Brother.

 

[VoR]

She's so making this up as she goes along

"You've seen all the important bits. German... autobahn. Belgian... Pomme Frites?"

 

[Lucille]

This voting is going to be seriously painful after the drama of the 2016 results.

 

[ButterTart]

I don't think I can rank them, on account of they're all shit.

 

[win_the_game]

12 Italy
10 Yugoslavia
08 Ireland
07 Portugal
06 Luxembourg
05 Turkey
04 United Kingdom
03 Sweden
02 Spain
01 Denmark

 

[Lucille]

Modern, technical, video perfection?

WHAT THE FUCK IS SHE ON ABOUT.

 

[Suomi]

12 Italy
10 Turkey
08 Norway
07 Luxembourg
06 France
05 Sweden
04 United Kingdom
03 Yugoslavia
02 Ireland
01 Finland

 

[Madison]

This goes on for about 5 mins.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

12 Ireland
10 Italy
08 Sweden
07 Norway
06 Denmark
05 Turkey
04 Spain
03 Netherlands
02 Germany
01 Portugal