Eurovision Rewatch: Malmö 2013 (20.00 BST, 09/05)

[Beverley]

Hold on to your tits lads, business has just picked up. One of my top ten Eurovision songs of all the time.

OMG!!

 

[dmlaw]

When did Belgium come up with their USP of sending a succession of the least charismatic people in the Low Countries?

 

[Madison]

This was dramatically different when it was first announced, wasn’t it?

 

[Beverley]

Quite yellow teeth

 

[ButterTart]

WADING FOR THE BEAD APPEAL

LOAF KEELS OVARY NOVA

 

[COB]

Who was it that was REALLY into Roberto, was it @Diddy?

 

[Soldi]

It’s a lot better when you REMEMBER what they sent the FOLLOWING YEAR..

 

[D5K]

Barking up the wrong tree there, girls.

They’re mesmerising

 

[Beverley]

When did Belgium come up with their USP of sending a succession of the least charismatic people in the Low Countries?

She's a sweaty wreck!

 

[Lucille]

How many of those backing dancers do you think he's slept with?

He looks like the only thing he’s ever fucked is a pack of WAFER THIN HAM.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oh dubstep hints

 

[Penelope]

Like a baby Ed Miliband

 

[ButterTart]

I jumped out of my seat at this bit when I watched it live.

 

[D5K]

This was dramatically different when it was first announced, wasn’t it?

I don’t remember a revamp

 

[Dark Carnival]

He needs to stop looking at me with those eyes

 

[Tisch]

How has he changed race?!

 

[Alla]

I don't remember this one at all. I can see why.

 

[Lucille]

WHAT!

 

[D5K]

Oh yes it’s the year of the dubstep breakdowns

 

[AGinAg (37)]

04 France
04 Spain
07 Moldova
07 Finland
03 Spain
09 Belgium

 

[Penelope]

00 France
04 Lithuania
10 Moldova
08 Finland
04 Spain
09/00 Belgium

 

[Soldi]

Quite yellow teeth

It’s those cheeky fags he’s been having outside the green room so his mother doesn’t see.

 

[Madison]

34 France
21 Lithuania
69 Moldova
52 Finland
03 Spain
87 Belgium

 

[win_the_game]

When did Belgium come up with their USP of sending a succession of the least charismatic people in the Low Countries?

I don't think the Belgians have ever been known for their charisma.

 

[Soldi]

08 France
02 Lithuania
08 Moldova
06 Finland
01 Spain
07 Belgium

 

[COB]

Oh dubstep hints

Tina Barret's IMPACT

 

[Dark Carnival]

05 France
01 Lithuania
08 Moldova
02 Finland (just for the lesbain kiss)
03 Spain
04 Belgium

 

[dmlaw]

How many of those backing dancers do you think he's slept with?

He asked if they could just go to sleep because he had an early start at work the next morning.

 

[ButterTart]

07 France
05 Lithuania
09 Moldavia
05 Finland
06 Spain
45,938 Belgium

That queenie little jump at the end

 

[Penelope]

Ugh, not this VoR-BAITING BOLLOCKS

 

[Madison]

When did Belgium come up with their USP of sending a succession of the least charismatic people in the Low Countries?

Bit harsh - they’ve never resorted to sending a Luxembourger.

 

[ButterTart]

04 Belgium

HOMOPHOBIA

 

[Madison]

Urgh - they capitalise every word in the title.

 

[D5K]

This Estonian girl’s entry in their national final in 2008 is one of my favourite NF entries ever.

 

[Dark Carnival]

HOMOPHOBIA

Yeah but in this case it's DESERVED.

 

[Beverley]

Surprised that the black and white effect was used again after tanking with Hero

 

[Alla]

 

[Madison]

GO HOME BREEDER

 

[COB]

Not here for this at all!

 

[ButterTart]

She's not bad. You can absolutely tell she drinks pints.