Eurovision Rewatch: Malmö 2013 (20.00 BST, 09/05)

[ButterTart]

VILE

 

[Lucille]

Such a 0 and a 10 at the same time.

 

[D5K]

Did he say “thank you you arsehole”?!

 

[Tisch]

Bonnie and Tyler!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Emma Bunton

 

[win_the_game]

Romania is NOT BALKAN!

The BALKAN GIRLS from '09 beg to differ.

 

[ButterTart]

Hide the silverware, she's here.

 

[Suomi]

09 France
06 Lithuania
08 Moldova
07 Finland
00 Spain
10 Belgium
09 Estonia
00 Belarus
07 Malta
10/0 Russia
10 Germany
10 Armenia
10 Netherlands
08 Romania

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Bonnie in her LUXURY MANSION

 

[Soldi]

Time for Bonneh’s postcard:

IM SEXEH, FUNNEH, EVERYTHIN AND EVERYTHIN, even Petra will be FLICKIN AH BEAN

 

[Lucille]

Also IMPORTANT from Cezar's insta:

What a fiercely heterosexual cat!

 

[dmlaw]

Also IMPORTANT from Cezar's insta:

Why has someone squeezed most of that cat's body into its head?

 

[Penelope]

Like a live restaging of the Enschede fireworks disaster

Sorry no that comment was supposed to be for Bonnie

 

[Dark Carnival]

Is she drunk?

 

[COB]

Didn't realise how DRUNK she sounded at the time.

 

[Beverley]

Ma olen siin, kallike. Käitu ilusti.

 

[Iguana]

I love the chorus on this one

 

[Lucille]

Awwwwww I love Bonneh.

 

[Penelope]

God she really looks like someone's let the air out of a settee

 

[Tisch]

Time for Bonneh’s postcard:

IM SEXEH, FUNNEH, EVERYTHIN AND EVERYTHIN, even Petra will be FLICKIN AH BEAN

Oh she missed a BIG trick here

 

[Soldi]

Is she drunk?

Coked up to her EYEBALLS!

 

[Iguana]

Beweave in me

 

[ButterTart]

"So Bonnie, how many cans did you have before you went onstage?"
"Yes"

 

[win_the_game]

This really deserved to do better.

 

[Lucille]

Is she drunk?

ALWAYS! Let’s rewatch her episode of Buzzcocks later!

 

[Penelope]

Coked up to her EYEBALLS!

Darling, have you even DONE coke?

 

[dmlaw]

I do like this song but I had forgotten quite how poor Bonneh's performance was.

 

[D5K]

Who at the BBC thought this was a good idea?

 

[Beverley]

Why has someone squeezed most of that cat's body into its head?

Its one of those cat species that are bred to have folding ears. It's terribly tragic, they end up having lots of issues.

 

[Soldi]

Darling, have you even DONE coke?

Obviously NOT love

 

[Dark Carnival]

Darling, have you even DONE coke?

DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM!

 

[Tisch]

"So Bonnie, how many cans did you have before you went onstage?"
"Yes"

Be fair, some of those were for her friends at the the home.

 

[Beverley]

This is just sad

 

[ButterTart]

This really deserved to do better.

My friend who's in a band so is a musical EXPERT declared this to be the most well written song of the night.

 

[Iguana]

I wish this had been the closer

 

[COB]

ALWAYS! Let’s rewatch her episode of Buzzcocks later!

Yes! She was hammered as I recall

 

[Beverley]

Her voice is fucking shot to shit, man. Stupid BBC

 

[Soldi]

DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM!

Still meeting you and Lucille for that coke sesh after LOCKDOWN

 

[Suomi]

This really deserved to do better.

I’d be furious if I wrote this good song and someone sang it like THIS!

 

[D5K]

I guess we were just hoping for blind goodwill based on total eclipse of the heart