Eurovision Rewatch: Malmö 2013 (20.00 BST, 09/05)

[Tisch]

Is this an homage to poor fallen Igranka?

 

[Iguana]

She needs to turn the telly off to stop the echo

 

[D5K]

Montenegro wtf?!

 

[COB]

Stanning Montenegrin queen HARD

 

[AGinAg (37)]

TURN YOUR TV OFF

 

[Zu]

So Norway was the runaway winner of the Moopy jury. Bit sick in my mouth to discover somebody here saw fit to give MALTA a point.

And how on earth did Bons come THIRTEENTH? Well obviously I can see how and all I can say is that there are some very evil quenes on here... very malicious... ones to keep an eye on

 

[ButterTart]

Montenegro bird pure fuming.

 

[dmlaw]

Montenegro sending their votes through a relay satellite on the Moon.

 

[VoR]

Really showcasing the SPECTACULAR SCENERY of Podgorica there

 

[Iguana]

Slovenia guy cannot be assed

 

[Suomi]

Is Montenegro on Earth?

 

[Madison]

Peter Poles died for this?

 

[Soldi]

Montenegro bird pure fuming.

SLOVENIAN BOOB RATE PLS

 

[ButterTart]

What does his brooch say?

 

[Madison]

What did his thing say?

 

[Penelope]

Peter Poles died for this?

He actually died for the national digital switchover. Very sad.

 

[D5K]

What does his brooch say?

“I wasted €2 on this”

 

[ZenGiraffe]

What does his brooch say?

I could only make out "songs not flags"

 

[Suomi]

VOTE SONGS NOT FLAGS

which is an absolute CHEEK considering their entry that year was STRAIGHT INTO LOVE

 

[ButterTart]

SLOVENIAN BOOB RATE PLS

I'd best give her 12. She looks like she'd kick me to death and send my corpse to my parents in separate parcels if I gave her any less.

 

[Madison]

Azerbaijan can only add another 60 points.

 

[Iguana]

Dimital in me now

 

[Penelope]

The hall barely reacting to any of the points at this stage

 

[Soldi]

Hello MR MACEDONIA

 

[Dark Carnival]

MACEDONIA IN ME NOW

 

[COB]

Is that the KINK.COM CASTLE?!

 

[Tisch]

FYROM IN ME NOW

 

[Penelope]

Oh HELLO DIMITAR

 

[ButterTart]

I could only make out "songs not flags"

Cheers. I remember there being some sort of tepid attempt at a protest.

 

[Iguana]

The hall barely reacting to any of the points at this stage

It's all gone a bit DAMP

 

[VoR]

That hot Azerbaijani slut really loves pulling focus, doesn't she?

 

[Madison]

Denmark have won.

 

[Tisch]

I'd best give her 12. She looks like she'd kick me to death and send my corpse to my parents in separate parcels if I gave her any less.

Sounds hot

 

[Penelope]

Which means...

 

[Lucille]

Petra’s dress is so EXTRA!

 

[Dark Carnival]

The dress!

 

[Dark Carnival]

Eric you're so shit love but I'm so going to rim you

 

[Madison]

Thank god this development died with the new voting system.

 

[COB]

Eric in this bit was VERY

 

[Penelope]

God the pissy queens really threw the mother of all tantrums over this new way of announcing the winner