Eurovision Song Celebration 2020 - Part One - Streaming live Tonight 8 p.m.

[Soldi]

“The big ballad one” FUCK OFF WOULD YOU

 

[Beverley]

These reviewers are hideous

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Why try and do the Lithuanian dance when you're so crap at it.

*waves one hand unenthusiasticly*

 

[Lucille]

Please end this bit.

 

[ButterTart]

Apparently all 41 artists were too busy to film a twenty second snippet for this.

 

[dmlaw]

OK, I've had enough of the Youtubers. They can just play Romania now.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Fans hate fans. Shit off.

 

[Tisch]

I do think The Mamas would've been an easy top three this year.

In this semi or the whole thing? Because no.

 

[Lucille]

THANK GOD

 

[Lucille]

HERE WE GO FUCK YOU HATERS.

 

[Penelope]

FUCK OFF AND DIE ROXEN

 

[Soldi]

Oh ROMANIA

 

[ButterTart]

A ten minute review for each song feels a tad unnecessary. Shooting yourself in the face takes a matter of seconds and would have been much more entertaining to watch.

 

[Raining on Me]

Oh no not THIS

Alcohol you? What is THAT?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This is all rather TRAGIC isn't it?

 

[dmlaw]

Yes, the haters can fuck off. I'm obviously not going to try and defend the pun, but this is one of my favourites of the year.

 

[Beverley]

What a terrible lyric

 

[Lucille]

This is all rather TRAGIC isn't it?

THAT’S THE POINT!

 

[Penelope]

THEY WARNED ME BUT I THINK IT'S ONLY FAKE NEWS

FUCK OFF!!!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

THAT’S THE POINT!

Its more the Manchester Bombing than the Dutch Fireworks Disaster.

 

[dmlaw]

What a terrible lyric

It's so unnecessary. This would be a clear ten if she'd just called it 'I Will Call You'.

 

[Penelope]

Its more the Manchester Bombing than the Dutch Fireworks Disaster.

Please - at least SOME good came of the Manchester bombing. This is cot death.

 

[Soldi]

I bet this one hates the gays too, just like the CUNT off their national final last year.

 

[Lucille]

ILL CALL YOU WHEN IM SRUNK

 

[Raining on Me]

It's fucking useless and desperate and hopefully (not that it matters now) the Bulgarian entry would have smashed this over the head with a bottle of cheap vodka

 

[ButterTart]

Clunkiest lyrics of the year.
'I'll beer right back'
'On the Cointreaurary'
'Wine not slip a finger in?'
'Drambuieve in life after love?'

SEE HOW SHIT IT SOUNDS?

 

[Penelope]

10 Sweden
07 Belarus
08 Australia
10 North Macedonia
08 Slovenia
08 Lithuania
01 Ireland
11 Russia
05 Belgium
06 Malta
08 Croatia
11 Azerbaijan
06 Cyprus
10 Norway
07 Israel
-1 Romania

 

[AGinAg (37)]

09 Sweden
06 Belarus
02 Australia
09 North Macedonia
10 Slovenia
10 Lithuania
06 Ireland
10 Russia
08 Belgium
07 Malta
05 Croatia
08 Azerbaijan
09 Cyprus
07 Norway
08 Israel
05 Romania

 

[Penelope]

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG I'M NOT READY!!!

 

[Soldi]

GoA - “Salavate”

 

[Penelope]

DOWNING MY HALF AND HALF GIN AND TONIC AND THE REST OF MY CITALOPRAM FOR THE MONTH

 

[Raining on Me]

09 Sweden
05 Belarus
09 Australia
07 North Macedonia
07 Slovenia
10 Lithuania
03 Ireland
08 Russia
06 Belgium
07 Malta
09 Croatia
08 Cyprus
07 Norway
08 Israel
03 Romania

 

[Lucille]

Well surely we’re all agreed on this

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Please - at least SOME good came of the Manchester bombing.

WAS THERE?

 

[ButterTart]

I can imagine @Zu-Klara walking down the aisle to this, wearing that exact frock.

 

[Soldi]

We’ll surely we’re all agreed on this

It’s just FUCKING FANTASTIC isn’t it

 

[Penelope]

WAS THERE?

They REDID THE WHOLE CENTRE!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This is like having a migraine while being raped by a tramp.

 

[Tisch]

It's so unnecessary. This would be a clear ten if she'd just called it 'I Will Call You'.

I didn't even get that's what it was meant to be till the other day.

 

[dmlaw]

Clunkiest lyrics of the year.
'I'll beer right back'
'On the Cointreaurary'
'Wine not slip a finger in?'
'Drambuieve in life after love?'

SEE HOW SHIT IT SOUNDS?

Don't care. It's an excellent song.

Ok, I care a bit, but it's still an excellent song.