Eurovision Midweek Rewatch: Tel Aviv, 2019 (2100 BST 13.05.20)

[GNL]

DAD

 

[Penelope]

Oh my god THIS TRADE!

 

[Soldi]

Oh this SMUG CUNT

 

[Penelope]

BLOCK ME ON INSTAGRAM YOU HOT WANKER

 

[Dark Carnival]

DON'T SCORE WITH YOUR COCKS BOYS

 

[win_the_game]

Chingiz is such a DICK TEASE. Couldn't even get his tits out in the postcard.

 

[Soldi]

BLOCK ME ON INSTAGRAM YOU HOT WANKER

Oh I REMEMBER he started COMPLAINING because all the EURO GAYS kept DM’ing him or SOME SUCH

 

[Penelope]

DON'T SCORE WITH YOUR COCKS BOYS

It's a banger as well!

 

[Soldi]

DON'T SCORE WITH YOUR COCKS BOYS

Rich coming from YOU

 

[GNL]

Alexander McQueen's finale to SAVAGE BEAUTY but make it Eurotrash.

 

[Dark Carnival]

He really isn't that hot

 

[Dark Carnival]

Rich coming from YOU

SHUSH YOU

 

[win_the_game]

DON'T SCORE WITH YOUR COCKS BOYS

COCKS ARE FOR MY EARS TOO YOU KNOW!

 

[Madison]

Six people died in a Baku hospital whilst those robots were in Tel Aviv.

 

[Penelope]

So good it even overcame the UK's BAFFLEMENT AT THE EXISTENCE OF AZERBAIJAN to get points from us!

 

[Soldi]

Six people died in a Baku hospital whilst those robots were in Tel Aviv.

I presumed they were used afterwards to LASER INNOCENT ARMENIANS

 

[Dark Carnival]

I'm SCORING THIS OBJECTIVELY

 

[Penelope]

He really isn't that hot

But he'd be another boyfriend twin

 

[Madison]

I do wonder how much of the chorus is his voice.

 

[GNL]

Oh lol at that effect.

 

[Penelope]

Six people died in a Baku hospital whilst those robots were in Tel Aviv.

Armenia's ultimate triumph comes another day closer.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Oooooh WHIFF OF THE SOUK vocals!

 

[Beverley]

Mrs Bev called with crisis and RUINED my watching, so I'm out.

 

[Penelope]

WONDROUS

08 Malta
10/00 Albania
04 Czech Republic
11/-1 Germany
03 Russia
00 Denmark
10 San Marino
01 North Macedonia
07 Sweden
09 Slovenia
11 Cyprus
03 Greece
10 Israel
12455 Norway
08 United Kingdom
12455 Iceland
04 Estonia
11 Belarus
11 Azerbaijan

 

[Soldi]

So good it even overcame the UK's BAFFLEMENT AT THE EXISTENCE OF AZERBAIJAN to get points from us!

I think I saw SOMEWHERE that this would have been our DOUZE under the old system.

 

[Dark Carnival]

But he'd be another boyfriend twin

SHUT UP ABOUT IT!

 

[Soldi]

06 Malta
08 Albania
04 Czechia
01 Germany
03 Russia
07 Denmark
11 San Marino
07 North Macedonia
10 Sweden
08 Slovenia
08 Cyprus
08 Netherlands
06 Greece
05 Israel
11 Norway
02 UK
11 Iceland
05 Estonia
07 Belarus
09 Azerbaijan

 

[Madison]

35 Malta
60 Albania
70 Czech Republic
03 Germany
20 Russia
05 Denmark
01 San Marino
55 North Macedonia
64 Sweden
37 Slovenia
76 Cyprus
83 The Netherlands
57 Greece
36 Israel
92 Norway
10 United Kingdom
87 Iceland
07 Estonia
62 Belarus
58 Azerbaijan

 

[win_the_game]

He really isn't that hot

Who cares? Those arms though - made for FISTING!

 

[Dark Carnival]

BILAL

 

[Dark Carnival]

06 Malta
04 Albania
01 Czech Republic
00 Germany
04 Russia
04 Denmark
00 San Marino
02 Macedonia
00 Sweden
10 Slovenia
08 Cyprus
08 Netherlands
07 Greece
00 Israel
10 Norway
02 UK
11 Iceland
04 Estonia
07 Belarus
05 Azerbaijan

 

[Penelope]

Love this queen

 

[Madison]

Fun fact: Roi is French for Roy.

 

[Soldi]

Oh this was TRÉS BON

 

[ButterTart]

Back from my shower just in time for this self-absorbed little SHIT.

 

[GNL]

This performance just asked me to like and subscribe for more MUA beef.

 

[Dark Carnival]

LAISSE MOI M'ENVOLER!

 

[Penelope]

You just know Bilal had EXTENSIVE THOUGHTS about the James Charles vs Tatianna beef

 

[Dark Carnival]

Ce qu'on est on l'a pas choisi GIRLS!!

 

[Soldi]

I still preferred DREADY OLD SEEMONE though