Eurovision: Europe Shine A Light (16 May 2020)

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

I was planning on getting SMASHED tonight, but this show is making me so miserable I really don't know if I can be bothered

 

[Lucille]

Hey Sandro!

 

[Soldi]

I was planning on getting SMASHED tonight, but this show is making me so miserable I really don't know if I can be bothered

I’m listening to the 2020 playlist over this

 

[rocketstail]

ALCOHOL YOU

 

[Dark Carnival]

HELLO

 

[ButterTart]

Actually fucking love the Cyprus song. When I saw him at that thing in Stockholm he made the unusual decision to praise Russia on stage. The sudden silence was hideous.

 

[Penelope]

I've really been FEELING PREEEEEEEESAAAAAAAN! this week. I imagine it's what being a trophy wife feels like

 

[Tisch]

I love Ein Bisschen Freiden but where is NICOLE/DANIEL O DONNELL

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Caroline Flack didn't die for simpering platitudes

 

[Dark Carnival]

I've really been FEELING PREEEEEEEESAAAAAAAN! this week. I imagine it's what being a trophy wife feels like

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

I can't believe YOU LOT didn't progress Cyprus in moopyvision!

It's a mild banger by a HOT PIECE OF ASS

 

[Peekaboo]

I'm sorry but ALCOHOL YOU?!

 

[Penelope]

Sandro - officially gay?

 

[Zu]

OMG the best 30 seconds of Damir they could have chosen! SHOW HIGHLIGHT!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Croatia has a shit clock

 

[lolly]

That's totally an AirBnB clock

 

[Dark Carnival]

Sandro - officially gay?

Have you seen the dog?!

 

[Beverley]

Is Damir gay?

 

[Lucille]

Sandro - officially gay?

FINGERS CROSSED.

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Damir wearing more make up in that perf than the rest of Europe combined

 

[Soldi]

I have that clock in my KITCHEN

 

[Beverley]

Ben gives me the Loic Nottets and I don't like it

 

[Penelope]

Is Damir gay?

Oh COME ON

 

[Madison]

I didn’t realise we had a live performance.

 

[Dark Carnival]

Germany

 

[FetchFugly]

Oh the German youth has 'interesting' live vocals.

 

[ButterTart]

This German teenage boy or middle-aged lesbian has a fucking horrible voice.

 

[dmlaw]

"No, Mum, I'm doing my message for the Eurovision."

 

[rocketstail]

Ben Dolic showing off the haircut his Mum gave him.

 

[lolly]

I have that clock in my KITCHEN

I hope you're in a rental

 

[Beverley]

What is she DRESSED AS?! URSULA?

 

[Alla]

OMG Netta

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

I would have much preferred a bunch of weird empty-theatre stage performances to THIS SHITSHOW​

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I have that clock in my KITCHEN

Get thee to a NEXT HOME

 

[Madison]

She can’t even afford a Barrett home

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Making music with her brothers

 

[Soldi]

Get thee to a NEXT HOME

Shall be come August hopefully

 

[Penelope]

Has dearest love Damir released the DISCO VERSION yet?

 

[Alla]

She wrote a song called CUCU? WHAT THE FUCK!

 

[Jacques]

Why did Germany showcase the terrible revamp