Eurovision rewatch: Athens 2006 (20:00 BST)

[Lucille]

TURKEY

Why won’t they come back?

 

[COB]

What is this incredible trash

TURKEY FUCKING COME BACK

 

[dmlaw]

That certainly looks like a natural hair colour for a Turk.

 

[D5K]

Shhhhhh...

 

[Soldi]

Did carol get BOOED?

Maybe Amina was in the audience?

 

[Madison]

Bold going for a spoken word section in Turkish.

 

[Soldi]

“Let’s feel the rhythm TUNIGHTT”

 

[Tisch]

Her throat was absolutely fucked by this point in fairness.

I definitely heard a few fags behind it that's for sure

 

[Beverley]

I used to be able to recite that WHOLE spoken interlude once upon a TIME

 

[Soldi]

She looks a bit like a Turkish Lea Walker

 

[dmlaw]

I definitely heard a few fags behind it that's for sure

I thought Carol was notorious for hating fags.

 

[Tisch]

Maybe Amina was in the audience?

TOO NICHE. Ive only had one dose of Allavision sorry babes.

 

[ButterTart]

"Superstar... shaft me."
Proper thirsty bitches on this stage tonight.

 

[Madison]

It’s Glenn from Pop!

 

[VoR]

After Tina Karol fucked your boyfriend in the toilets at a mate's house party, and he caught the clap off Severina on his stag do, Sibel is your ageing aunt who made a mortifying drunken pass at him at your wedding.

 

[Lucille]

There’s a whiff of GAGA to her.

 

[Madison]

40 Switzerland
10 Moldova
05 Israel
16 Latvia
67 Norway
00 Spain
42 Malta
82 Germany
12 Denmark
48 Russia
44 Former Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia
75 Romania
60 Bosnia and Herzegovina
41 Lithuania
21 United Kingdom
63 Greece
86 Finland
78 Ukraine
01 France
90 Croatia
30 Ireland
92 Sweden
87 Turkey

 

[Tisch]

I thought Carol was notorious for hating fags.

Well good because they're horrible little things.

 

[Soldi]

TOO NICHE. Ive only had one dose of Allavision sorry babes.

She only won by a point and a French lady called Amina finished 2nd

 

[Beverley]

Bold going for a spoken word section in Turkish.

There were SO many versions!

 

[Beverley]

I love this year so fucking much

 

[ButterTart]

Did carol get BOOED?

She'd not realise. "The little people love me so much they invented a whole new way of cheering."

 

[Soldi]

WHIFF OF THE SOUK DETECTED

@Dark Carnival

 

[COB]

What is this incredible trash

TURKEY FUCKING COME BACK

They could send MY MUM

 

[Beverley]

I even love this entry from Tutankhamun

 

[dmlaw]

After Tina Karol fucked your boyfriend in the toilets at a mate's house party, and he caught the clap off Severina on his stag do, Sibel is your ageing aunt who made a mortifying drunken pass at him at your wedding.

In this extended metaphor, why are you still marrying him? Is he Ched Evans?

 

[COB]

She'd not realise. "The little people love me so much they invented a whole new way of cheering."

I was saying Boo-urns

 

[Tisch]

There’s a whiff of GAGA to her.

Sibel could rain on me.
But gaga could NEVER süper star!

 

[VoR]

Armenia's first ever entry. I'm sure the fact that they beat Azerbaijan to the punch is a source of national pride to this day.

 

[Soldi]

This sounds quite AZERBAIJANI

 

[Madison]

I’m amazed the went with an English language pop song with an S&M performance.

 

[VoR]

The backing track of this is so much better than the song on top of it

 

[ButterTart]

I love this year so fucking much

It's the last fully camp as tits one, I'd say. It started to get slightly cooler after this.

 

[Madison]

This sounds quite AZERBAIJANI

Bollocks.

 

[D5K]

One of my favourite Armenian entries.

 

[Beverley]

@Madison is the belt some sort of Armenian symbol?

 

[Tisch]

She'd not realise. "The little people love me so much they invented a whole new way of cheering."

She thought they were all saying BOO-URNS

 

[dmlaw]

I never knew that Ron Jeremy represented Armenia at Eurovision.

 

[Soldi]

Bollocks.

Don’t worry love, I prefer Armenia in general as it goes.

 

[Beverley]

The backing track of this is so much better than the song on top of it

I DO AGREE