Moopyvision 2020: the Final RESULTS

[Zu]

Ban him NOW!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

 

[dmlaw]

WELL THAT'S EVERYTHING RUINED THEN.

 

[Lucille]

CLEOPATRRRRRRRA!

 

[win_the_game]

Good lord! What an utterly terrible winner.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

You absolute bunch of BASIC CUNTS!

 

[Alla]

I would be happy with either Azerbaijan or Italy winning, so great.

 

[Iguana]

I mean it's no France but then WHAT IS

 

[ZenGiraffe]

This calls for a CelebrRrRrRation!

 

[Lucille]

aaaaaaayyyyaaaaaahhaaaaaaaa.

 

[Soldi]

To think poor old DC is out hiking completely unaware of the horror that has just UNFOLDED

 

[win_the_game]

SAD!

 

[Lucille]

CLEOPATRA was a QUEEN like ME!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

What an UNPOPULAR WINNER!

 

[Alla]

If Italy won, Kala might have never returned.

 

[Zu]

So sickened want to DIE NOW

Luckily I’ve just had 12 cans of Zywiec, a bottle of Merlot and a bottle of brandy delivered so I should be able to hasten that one

 

[ButterTart]

Oh for fuck's sake, did that 4/10 tripe you wouldn't have looked twice at in a better year ACTUALLY win? I know the pickings were slim but this is just taking the piss.

 

[Zu]

Juries quite obviously BRIBED

RECOUNT AND DISQUALIFICATION NOW!

 

[D5K]

So that's it! After 32 sets of votes we have a final result:

Thanks to everyone who voted in any of the stages and took part in the threads!

 

[COB]

I like the entire top three!

 

[Lucille]

@ButterTart to come out in CELEBRATION!

 

[Alla]

Oh for fuck's sake, did that 4/10 tripe you wouldn't have looked twice at in a better year ACTUALLY win? I know the pickings were slim but this is just taking the piss.

It's a song that will always be associated to you, so don't complain!

 

[COB]

What a wonderful show, well done @David_5000!

 

[dmlaw]

Did you include the votes for Soldi's dog? I THINK YOU MIGHT HAVE FORGOTTEN TO INCLUDE THE VOTES FROM SOLDI'S DOG.

 

[D5K]

And with Efendi playing us out over the end credits I declare Eurovision 2020 season officially CLOSED.

 

[Jacques]

I think it'll be between Azerbaijan and Italy for the win

My inbox is open to bribes if anyone wants the lottery numbers for next week

 

[OutSynk]

What a BASIC winner indeed. That being said...

A respectable 3rd place for Ukraine. I can live with that.

Iceland not even top5. @Suomi found crying in the corner.

Well done @David_5000. Always a pleasure.

 

[Iguana]

I like the entire top three!

I love the whole top 5!

 

[Lucille]

Oh for fuck's sake, did that 4/10 tripe you wouldn't have looked twice at in a better year ACTUALLY win? I know the pickings were slim but this is just taking the piss.

I would like to announce I’ve just taken a 10% share in Azerbaijan’s national energy company.

 

[dUb]

Well.

Spoiler

 

[lolly]

Thank fuck I only popped in and out of the thread.

 

[Iguana]

Great show @David_5000 and his spreadsheet!

 

[Zu]

Bravo @David_5000!

Also, at least it wasn’t Iceland

 

[Soldi]

Thanks for the heart attack @David_5000 xx

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Thanks muchly @David_5000

 

[COB]

Don't forget that if you fancy showing everyone how it's done, why not trot over to the Moopyvision Karaoke Contest and cover one of these songs yourself? Raven Queen could still win something, if you have the nerve

 

[Lucille]

@David_5000 can I see the list of previous winners?

 

[ButterTart]

Literally everyone ROBBED

 

[Lucille]

A list of the number of 12 points would be fab also.

 

[dmlaw]

I hope all the Azerbaijan voters enjoy their trip to Baku next year, where they will be found dead upside down in an oil well.