Cumgate: The Ineffable Survival of Dominic Cummings

[AGinAg (37)]

I have to say that this thread has been the most delightful not to mention SOOTHING end to the day after the Moopyvision 2020 hysteria

This afternoon we were obsessed with Runcorn. That seems like a long time ago.

 

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I also think for all those reasons, being a failed superpower and more we must be a bit of a curiosity.

Truly the Kerry Katona of Europe

 

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Apparently DOM CUM’s wife’s sister lives TWO STREETS AWAY from his house re. all the blather about CHILDCARE!

 

[Peekaboo]

I was NOT AWARE the DEAD RELATIVE CARD had been played. I hope they keep changing the story until they find one people cannot REBUT!

HE LOST HIS HOUSE KEYS IN SUNDERLAND AND HAD TO GO FETCH THEM!

HE WANTED TO GIVE HIS CHILD THE TRUE TASTE OF A DURHAM CHIPPY UNDER LOCKDOWN!

HIS UBER DRIVER TOOK HIM TO THE WRONG DESTINATION!

etc

 

[Zu]

Oh I bet PETIT DOM CUM loves his chips! I’m willing to overlook EVERYTHING NOW!

Never mind that there’s a perfectly good chipperie (featuring pickled eggs ) five minutes up the road on Newington Green

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I love that hours after it being declared integral, extra degrees of integrity are being added. And STILL he's in the wrong.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The internet detectives are on the case. I expect a massive break in the case overnight. Geeks don't sleep, and we love them for that.

 

[jivafox]

I’m looking forward to a “Don’t Fuck With Cats” style documentary about this next year

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The internet detectives are on the case. I expect a massive break in the case overnight. Geeks don't sleep, and we love them for that.

Now this escalates it!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

What a THRILL RIDE!

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I’m looking forward to a “Don’t Fuck With Cats” style documentary about this next year

As long as there isn't footage of Dominic Cummings attempting to flash his gash.

 

[Zu]

TELL TALE TITS (and curtain twitchers) FTW!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I’m looking forward to a “Don’t Fuck With Cats” style documentary about this next year

It wouldn't surprise me if he'd done everything in Don't Fuck With Cats.

 

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I sort of don’t want today to EVER END as a result of this utter mess (although of course it will, in about 2 minutes)

 

[Soldi]

I sort of don’t want today to EVER END as a result of this utter mess (although of course it will, in about 2 minutes)

It’s only just the START

 

[Zu]

I see that lounge sex favourite (well, with two of us) Billy Bragg is sticking his nice thick oar in



*frantically googles nudes*

 

[Indie]

I've been to Barnard Castle a few times. I'll keep my eye out in future just in case OUR DOM is licking fenceposts or something.

 

[cwej]

The internet detectives are on the case. I expect a massive break in the case overnight. Geeks don't sleep, and we love them for that.

Get Baudi Moovan onto this PRONTO

 

[ButterTart]

I've liked more Piers Morgan Tweets in the last 24 hours than I ever expected to in a lifetime. Who'd have thought this would be the thing that finally gets the entire political spectrum united on a single cause?

 

[octophone]

I wouldn't get too excited about The Fail...remember Sarah Vine is one of their "writers" and she fancies herself as Lady MacBeth.

 

[lolly]

This from a self styled (Boris voting) centrist on my Facebook this morning. I knew she would post something, she can never resist. She's very much a suburban Tory, middle management in the Civil Service from Liam Fox land.

For me it's not so much about what he claims he did and why, it's about the trail of lies Cummings and his wife have dropped along the way to cover their tracks.
If he had an ounce of integrity regardless of whether he thinks his actions are right or wrong he'd resign now as he'd see the damage this is doing.

I suspect her opinion isn't that unusual.

 

[Shirley]

I wonder whether we'll soon be COUNTING THE LETTERS on GRAHAM BRADY'S DESK again

 

[Loufoque]

DM being described as a "Remainer paper" by some Tory apologist on Sky News. I mean, GWORL. On the other hand, Gags back at #1 and the the DM Remoaning. We love to see it.

 

[Loufoque]

Also, the sight of Cummings nipping around in that ill-fitting orange T and dirty jogging bottoms. Where are the LEWKS? I miss Theresa's kitten heels.

 

[ButterTart]

DM being described as a "Remainer paper" by some Tory apologist on Sky News. I mean, GWORL. On the other hand, Gags back at #1 and the the DM Remoaning. We love to see it.

Oh, the Tory twats are out in force claiming the MSM have always had it in for the Tories. The MSM who, they may recall, were instrumental in putting this wildly unsuitable, shit-haired wanker into power in the first place.

 

[Rita]

Also, the sight of Cummings nipping around in that ill-fitting orange T and dirty jogging bottoms. Where are the LEWKS? I miss Theresa's kitten heels.

I certainly DON’T!

 

[octophone]

I like Olaf Falafal's tweet where he suggested that Cummings bought a whole page of the Next Directory and then wore it all at once.

 

[Tetris-Rock]

Should we start a thread fo speculate what DIRT DomCum has on Boris and the rest of the cabinet that is contributing to such a staunch defence?

 

[Ellie]

Should we start a thread fo speculate what DIRT DomCum has on Boris and the rest of the cabinet that is contributing to such a staunch defence?

Might just be some good old fashioned bribery.

 

[Peekaboo]

It's all happening right outside Rasputin's door on a sunny bank holiday

bUt WiLL sOmEoNe ThInK oF tHe ChIlD iN tHe HoUsE?????

 

[AlgoAlex]

Should we start a thread fo speculate what DIRT DomCum has on Boris and the rest of the cabinet that is contributing to such a staunch defence?

When is the Russia report being released ?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

The radio just said the Durham police are investigating. They'll have better access to CCTV I'm sure.

 

[big ron]

DM being described as a "Remainer paper" by some Tory apologist on Sky News.

WHAT PARALLEL UNIVERSE ARE WE IN WHERE I LIKE PEIRS MORGANS TWEETS AND FIND MYSELF NODDING IN APPROVAL AT THE DAILY MAIL FRONT FUCKING PAGE!!!!!UY]0RUZ

 

[Soldi]

Looking forward to the next opinion poll

*still shows the conservatives at 47%*

 

[octophone]

It's all happening right outside Rasputin's door on a sunny bank holiday

bUt WiLL sOmEoNe ThInK oF tHe ChIlD iN tHe HoUsE?????

Well, they had better be from the same household... [/cop]

 

[octophone]

Should we start a thread fo speculate what DIRT DomCum has on Boris and the rest of the cabinet that is contributing to such a staunch defence?

Oh, he absolutely knows where the bodies are buried and I'm not totally sure that's just figurative.

Maybe Boris shagged a live pig rather than just a dead pig's head, like "Dave" Cameron.

 

[Apoca]

He's totally the bone collector.

Unfortunately it looks like this will remain a UK media and public interest story. Hasn't really gone beyond a note in most European media outlets. More international pressure / negative press would throw more cats among the pigeons but every country is still busy reporting on their own / general European Corona struggles.

 

[Kate]

My old friend who has turned into a weird right-wing LOON of late is of course defending him, even though at the time it happened in late March he was RANTING AND RAVING about people not following the rules. Can I be ARSED to point this out? I already hid him from my post yesterday cos I couldn't be doing with his SHIT.

 

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I've liked more Piers Morgan Tweets in the last 24 hours than I ever expected to in a lifetime. Who'd have thought this would be the thing that finally gets the entire political spectrum united on a single cause?

Hasn't Piers Morgan been REVAMPING some of his opinions of late? I've noticed him speaking out on various subjects then I'd never expect him to do.
Not that I think he's a good man AT ALL, but for somebody who holds so much SWAY with the British gammons it's interesting to see.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

@bbclaurak: Dominic Cummings is expected to give a public statement and take questions later himself, as calls for him to quit and explain himself mount

I CANT WAIT TO SEE HOW THIS TURNS OUT