Moopyvision Karaoke Contest 2020 - The Final (RESULTS TONIGHT AT 7PM)

[Alla]

I'm already thinking about the follow up to this (which won't be happening any time soon, don't panic ) so I really hope it goes down well tonight!

A karaoke contest where we don't really have to sing and I'm in

 

[Soldi]

at 1:15

Looks like she MISSED the rehearsals and looks genuinely terrified all the way through. It makes me want to almost watch that Junior Eurovision but the concept is all a bit ODD and UNNERVING to say the least.

 

[Zu]

Oh yes that’s my favourite bit as well

 

[Zu]

I’ve decided to listen to this wonderful GRAND PRIX DU CHONSON on very pricey headphones so I can hear every beautiful, expertly-tuned trill and vote accordingly

 

[ZenGiraffe]

A karaoke contest where we don't really have to sing and I'm in

 

[Zu]

If @dUb turns out NOT to have done ‘Gravity’, I’m going to have a very nasty temper tantrum and call you all really bad names. Mind you, I suppose he might have gone down the tits out road and be treating us to ‘Be My Valentine (Anti-Crisis Girl) or got the tinfoil out for ‘Dancing Lasha Tumbai’

 

[Zu]

@COB! Don’t forget to wheel out some more CROSS-THREAD PROMO for the CHONSON DU BON PRIX in every live thread!

 

[COB]

I'm going to do some promo RIGHT NOW, by reminding everyone that the hits will keep on comin' in Festival di Soldi at 8:30

 

[Alla]

If @dUb turns out NOT to have done ‘Gravity’, I’m going to have a very nasty temper tantrum and call you all really bad names.

So which song should Poplife do for Portugal to make sure you don't burn the house down, cariño?

 

[Zu]

So which song should Poplife do for Portugal to make sure you don't burn the house down, cariño?

Well I’m all gravideeeed up now and terribly distracted by the 7’10” giant turning up just now - well, I might be able to lick around the edge Ivan but I’m not sure I can squeeze all that in - but Suzy’s Quero Sin Tu (sp?) OBVIOUSLY

 

[Soldi]

I'm going to do some promo RIGHT NOW, by reminding everyone that the hits will keep on comin' in Festival di Soldi at 8:30

THANKS LOVE XXXX

 

[Soldi]

So which song should Poplife do for Portugal to make sure you don't burn the house down, cariño?

I hope it’s O Jardim or Telemoveis

Two proper GEMS

 

[Zu]

Yes, either of those would do nicely. Something COMPLIQUADE would be very bonio, as they say in Portugal

 

[Soldi]

Yes, either of those would do nicely. Something COMPLIQUADE would be very bona, as they say in Portugal

Do you mean BOA rather than BONA dear?

 

[Zu]

No, I edited it. I mean bonio

 

[Soldi]

No, I edited it. I mean bonio

Oh ok. Muit obrigado for your Portugês commitment

 

[Iguana]

Half an hour

 

[ButterTart]

I hope it’s O Jardim or Telemoveis

Two proper GEMS

I'm afraid that's the wrong answer. We would have accepted Quero Ser Tua and Há um mar que nos separa.

 

[SDF]

Oh god I feel sick

 

[SDF]

There was always something a little OFF about that girl...

this

 

[Iguana]

Oh god I feel sick

Don't worry @SDF, we are all in this together! x

 

[Soldi]

I'm afraid that's the wrong answer. We would have accepted Quero Ser Tua and Há um mar que nos separa.

Oh I LOVE Há um mar que nos separa. Can’t believe that HEROES tosh qualified over it!

 

[Beverley]

dUb truly has the silkiest vox so I'm looking forward to her changing my mind on the HIDEOUS Gravidee!

 

[ButterTart]

Oh I LOVE Há um mar que nos separa. Can’t believe that HEROES tosh qualified over it!

WHOroes? HUMQNS was elevated by her going balls to the wall to sell it. Obviously it didn't work, but her soul can find peace knowing she's my favourite ever Portuguenese entry.

 

[COB]

Here's a quick look at our warm up act performing earlier this evening:

I'll always be amazed at just how SPACIOUS a venue it can be when Joanna just moves the dartboard and fag machine

 

[Tisch]

I preferred Dima Bilan and his coat dance

 

[Kate]

Bar service is a bit slow though. I said a STRONGBOW and BLACK love

 

[Zu]

Here's a quick look at our warm up act performing earlier this evening:

I'll always be amazed at just how SPACIOUS a venue it can be when Joanna just moves the dartboard and fag machine

! Not least at [Gays screaming]!

 

[COB]

Right, this is your FIFTEEN MINUTE WARNING. I'll repost the link so that it's within easy reach:

 

[Kate]

Also I think whoever buys the next bag of peanuts is going to see some NIP

 

[Zu]

Bar service is a bit slow though. I said a STRONGBOW and BLACK love

I DID WARN @COB about having Smeeta Shitten Showbilge Kitten on the bar. Hands in the till already by the looks of it. GET A MOVE ON LOVE!

 

[cwej]

I tell you, I'm bloody glad this isn't live performances because I'm shitting my pants and all I have to do is WATCH A VIDEO.

 

[COB]

I DID WARN @COB about having Smeeta Shitten Showbilge Kitten on the bar. GET A MOVE ON LOVE!

Weighed down by her fulsome bosom

 

[Lucille]

They didn’t have slimline tonic so I had to have a gin & tennents.

 

[COB]

I tell you, I'm bloody glad this isn't live performances because I'm shitting my pants and all I have to do is WATCH A VIDEO.

So am I and I've already seen it

 

[cwej]

I tell you, I'm bloody glad this isn't live performances because I'm shitting my pants and all I have to do is WATCH A VIDEO.

I just hope people APPRECIATE that I'm being IRONIC in the video. *no spoilers*

I fear some people don't 'get me' here. I'm so misunderstood...!

 

[Zu]

Weighed down by her fulsome bosom

But which are her LEGS and which are her BREASTS?

 

[Kate]

I just hope people APPRECIATE that I'm being IRONIC in the video. *no spoilers*

I fear some people don't 'get me' here. I'm so misunderstood...!

If you didn't get some of your kids to do a dance I'll be FURIOUS

 

[COB]

A reminder that if you have a smart TV or a Chromecast or whatnot, you can watch the spectacular on your TV - I've timed my dinner for it and everything

 

[Zu]

I just hope people APPRECIATE that I'm being IRONIC in the video

Oh God is it FLYING THE FLAG?