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Are you worried about contracting coronavirus?

  • Yes, I am absolutely terrified

    Votes: 12 15.6%

  • Yes, I am slightly concerned

    Votes: 35 45.5%

  • I am neither concerned or unconcerned

    Votes: 7 9.1%

  • No, I am slightly unconcerned

    Votes: 6 7.8%

  • No, I am totally unconcerned

    Votes: 6 7.8%

  • Bring back the old poll

    Votes: 3 3.9%

  • Charlotte Awbrey tits out doing the Macarena

    Votes: 2 2.6%

  • I believe VoR is evil

    Votes: 11 14.3%
  • Total voters
    77
octophone said:
M&S were selling face masks when I was in about 15 mins ago. I can't imagine Sainsbury's Tesco etc will be far behind.

(Waitrose will probably want you to walk through a shower and a trough of disinfectant)
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My local pharmacy sold the washable masks for £2 each. Although according to Zu it made me look like Gareth Gates.
 
*doesn’t know why he’s engaging with this slight wind up attempt but is unable to resist the temptation*

It wasn’t the mask itself which made you look like Gareth Gates. I said the mask looked like a cup of one of Lea Walker’s OLD BRAS!
 
Zu-Klara said:
*doesn’t know why he’s engaging with this slight wind up attempt but is unable to resist the temptation*

It wasn’t the mask itself which made you look like Gareth Gates. I said the mask looked like a cup of one of Lea Walker’s OLD BRAS!
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MY MISTAKE

In which case that’s a POSITIVE and should be advertised as so on the packet.
 
Shirley said:
They sneakily added 500 recent deaths to the total today

The lying cunts
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What? I know we all knew the numbers reported were a load of old tosh, but STILL.

Have the press picked up on it or are they choosing to ignore it?
 
I just had the antibody test and it turns out I did have it in March. As someone who has a bit of health anxiety and often ask myself if I'm being over dramatic, I feel rather relieved. Now I can finally start relying on that (anti)body!
 
Do you think anyone actually knows the real figure? :(
 
I hope all our BAME friends are feeling reassured that equalities minister and malfunctioning right-wing android Liz Truss has been put in charge of the investigation as to why minorities are more at risk of coronavirus :) I'm sure she'll get to the bottom of this in no time!
 
Mother Superior said:
I just had the antibody test and it turns out I did have it in March. As someone who has a bit of health anxiety and often ask myself if I'm being over dramatic, I feel rather relieved. Now I can finally start relying on that (anti)body!
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What test did you have? I WANT ONE
 
Peekaboo said:
I hope all our BAME friends are feeling reassured that equalities minister and malfunctioning right-wing android Liz Truss has been put in charge of the investigation as to why minorities are more at risk of coronavirus :) I'm sure she'll get to the bottom of this in no time!
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Oh dear god :DAF:
 
She's very good with the TINTED owing to her experience of the CHINESE PORK MARKETS
 
We’ve been told that all BAME transport workers plus anyone classed as vulnerable or just old (not defined but I presume the over 60s still working) is now eligible for a risk assessment. Not even sure what that would even entail. Everyone can already get the tests if they need it, but nothing about antibody tests. I’m literally the only person in my team not eligible!
 
:side-eye: How disappointing! (Especially given that we ALL know about his sordid little money-spinning enterprise. Although I’d up the fee for full anal to £2.75 if I were you @Soldi love. Don’t want to see you being taken advantage of. 55p and a bag of Oinks for oral sounds about right though :tongueout:)

Well who WERE you talking about, dearest @Rita Queen of Sauvignon?
 
Zu-Klara said:
:side-eye: How disappointing! (Especially given that we ALL know about his sordid little money-spinning enterprise. Although I’d up the fee for full anal to £2.75 if I were you @Soldi love. Don’t want to see you being taken advantage of. 55p and a bag of Oinks for oral sounds about right though :tongueout:)

Well who WERE you talking about, dearest @Rita Queen of Sauvignon?
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MOTHER SUPERIOR. :rolleyes:

Sorry. Is this not the Mafia thread? :bad:
 
Zu-Klara said:
:side-eye: How disappointing! (Especially given that we ALL know about his sordid little money-spinning enterprise. Although I’d up the fee for full anal to £2.75 if I were you @Soldi love. Don’t want to see you being taken advantage of. 55p and a bag of Oinks for oral sounds about right though :tongueout:)

Well who WERE you talking about, dearest @Rita Queen of Sauvignon?
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I know I’m a STUDENT but I don’t have to resort to anal for a packet of CRISPS darling.
 
Oh and an ITALIAN CORRESPONDENT from RAI UNO! :disco::disco:

FESTIVAL DI WESTMINSTER
 
The new cases and deaths seem to be kind of levelling out in the last few days which is slightly concerning.

I’m now starting to get really antsy and jealous seeing people in other countries going back to some semblance of normality and not noticeably suffering for it just because they had the sense to WAIT a bit...
 
Pretty damning programme on Ch4 now. Surely when all is said and done and the dust settles this whole episode will mark the end of Boris. :eyes:
 
Alok Sharna was taken ill in the Commons today and has been tested for possible CoronaVirus and is now self isolating
 
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