Moopy Secret Word 2020 CLOSES 7PM SUNDAY

[GNL]

ITV have announced the line-up for Noncing on Ice. Prince Andrew, Michael Jackson, R Kelly, Gary Glitter, Jim'll Fix It, and that koala bear fucker Rolf Harris all back on our screens.

Much to think about.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

I've just seen that the real presenter of Double Dare was taken off his shopping channel gig after making disparaging comments about Latvians. Which country do they come from @ZenGiraffe?

I have no idea. France? Lithuania? North Macedonia?

Couldn't possibly be Luxembourg could it?

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Ready to ram @dmlaw with my breadstick

sneaky cunt indeed

Eww, Jesus. Gross.

 

[Berly]

What’s everyone’s favourite herb and spice?

 

[GNL]

I was really hoping that Louise (from Eternal) would make an appearance alongside the likes of Fred West and Jeffrey Epstein but I suppose she's busy dipping digestives on Bake Off.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

What’s everyone’s favourite herb and spice?

MSG

 

[win_the_game]

What’s everyone’s favourite herb and spice?

I quite like sage.

 

[dmlaw]

What’s everyone’s favourite herb and spice?

AstroTurf

 

[SDF]

Eww, Jesus. Gross.

Deepest apologies x

 

[Berly]

Is cinnamon a herb or spice?

 

[Berly]

Oh we have a winner

love anything mulled wine me

 

[Berly]

Especially reed diffusers and Yankee candles

 

[Berly]

I was really hoping that Louise (from Eternal) would make an appearance alongside the likes of Fred West and Jeffrey Epstein but I suppose she's busy dipping digestives on Bake Off.

SMEAKY CUNT

 

[win_the_game]

I love Yankee Candles especially the fresh cut rose scent.

 

[win_the_game]

The lemon and lavender candle is quite nice too.

 

[Lucille]

I wanna sing on carpool karaoke with Princess Michael of Kent yeah!

 

[win_the_game]

Noel Edmonds statue defaced during socialism march through the Isle of Sheppey.

 

[Lucille]

Wine for breakfast, SPUNK for dinner.

 

[win_the_game]

Tracey Stubbs tells Priti Patel to 'SHUT YA MAAFFF' after denouncin' digustin' vegetarian protesters for being high on amyl nitrates.

 

[Lucille]

Pauline Quirke’s barebacking academy opens in Walthamstow.

 

[GNL]

Noel Edmonds statue defaced during socialism march through the Isle of Sheppey.

The banker is on the line - he's seizing all his assets.

 

[Indie]

Rachel Stevens world tour of Walthamstow

 

[GNL]

Pauline Quirke’s barebacking academy opens in Walthamstow.

Geri Halliwell and Priti Patel among the sparkling list of alumni.

 

[win_the_game]

Veganism activists claim victory after Crinkley Bottom Broadcasting Corporation announce Mr Blobby will no longer be shown on screen as pink and yellow polka dots have no place in modern society.

 

[dmlaw]

Lucille is either going to win this or come dead last. Even Hercule Poirot would struggle to sort the red herring from the tasty fish. The people of Djibouti are waiting for a decision.

 

[Lucille]

Theresa May enjoys spunk ceviche at home.

 

[Berly]

Veganism activists claim victory after Crinkley Bottom Broadcasting Corporation announce Mr Blobby will no longer be shown on screen as pink and yellow polka dots have no place in modern society.

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[win_the_game]

Pauline Quirke’s barebacking academy opens in Walthamstow.

Rumours abound that SDF is a messy bottom following expulsion from Pauline Quirke barebacking academy.

 

[SDF]

Wine for breakfast, SPUNK for dinner.

Protein gainz

 

[SDF]

Rumours abound that SDF is a messy bottom following expulsion from Pauline Quirke barebacking academy.

She said she wouldn't tell anyone

 

[rhythmbandit]

Rachel Stevens world tour of Walthamstow

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[Lucille]

She said she wouldn't tell anyone

She had to burn the sheets love. Must’ve been that taramasalata you ate from the reduced section of Waitrose.

 

[Indie]

SNEAKY CUNT

Rachel Stevens world tour of Walthamstow cancelled at request of rhythmbarbican

 

[dmlaw]

Pauline Quirke has always been dishonest. She promised me that she wouldn't eat all of the red herring, but she scoffed them down until her stomach was fully engorged.

 

[rhythmbandit]

Selena Gomez and Priti Patel drunk on Windolene driving to Bedford after a lightbulb moment from Ariana Grande who is sat in the back seat navigating.

 

[SDF]

It's like that time Lil Lou had to cancel her world tour

 

[win_the_game]

She said she wouldn't tell anyone

Everyone knows! Sandi Toksvig is such a gossip that even most of the amyl nitrate users on the Isle of Sheppey know!

 

[dmlaw]

Selena Gomez and Priti Patel drunk on Windolene driving to Bedford after a lightbulb moment from Ariana Grande who is sat in the back seat navigating.

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[Berly]

Fry’s Turkish Delight - yes or no?

 

[ButterTart]

Ready to ram @dmlaw with my breadstick

sneaky cunt indeed

Oh you'll need a baguette at least. He's the interior capacity of a Ford Focus, that one.