Moopy Secret Word 2020 CLOSES 7PM SUNDAY

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cwej said:
But seriously. I didn't realise we'd started already.

The words are ridiculous... they may as well be flibbertigibbet or Jabberwocky for all they make sense to me. I've had to google them.
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SNEAKY CUNT
 
I wonder which red herring I haven't used in a while. Massive Attack, perhaps. Or Rip Van Winkle. Maybe if I find a way to mention a harpsichord that will guarantee my triumph.
 
I'm going to be properly brassed off if the Teletubbies are allowed to bring that AstroTurf onto the Orient express.
 
Emperor Hirohito engorged by Hercule Poirot Djibouti concubine.
 
Double dare sees polytechnic invaded by Suomi's one-armed bandit.
 
dmlaw said:
I wonder which red herring I haven't used in a while. Massive Attack, perhaps. Or Rip Van Winkle. Maybe if I find a way to mention a harpsichord that will guarantee my triumph.
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I hear a red herring makes a lovely dildo. Slap some glitter on it and you're pride-ready.
 
dmlaw said:
SNEAKY CUNT
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Oh good, there you are. I've been looking everywhere! Anne Charleston's OnlyFans has offered me a buy-one-get-one-free on subscriptions and I wondered if you'd like the other one. It'd save me picking you up in my Ford Focus and bringing you over here all the time to watch it with a cup of Earl Grey.

Smashing mammaries on her. Stunning.
 
ButterTart said:
Oh good, there you are. I've been looking everywhere! Anne Charleston's OnlyFans has offered me a buy-one-get-one-free on subscriptions and I wondered if you'd like the other one. It'd save me picking you up in my Ford Focus and bringing you over here all the time to watch it with a cup of Earl Grey.

Smashing mammaries on her. Stunning.
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I went cruising round Canvey Island once with Jane McDonald but it was a disappointment as I forgot to bring my amyl nitrates.
 
One hour to go! Ill sneaky cunt the lot of yas

(well that didn’t work)
 
I spread pollen over Katy Perry before searching for Rule 34. It works better than hummus.
 
For all the Earl Grey fans out there, I'd recommend trying lapsang souchong or even herbal teas like rose hip.
 
On the final stretch now little wordsters.

Let's gather in the Zsa Zsa Gabor memorial cemetery, play some snippets, and put our dildos up to remember The Saturdays.
 
Rip Van Winkle finds this stuff just baffling. He barely spent any time at the polytechnic.
 
And let's not forget Louise (from Eternal) who is dead now, of course, but always double dunked her digestives on trips to Tuvalu.
 
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