Moopy Secret Word 2020 CLOSES 7PM SUNDAY

[ButterTart]

I'll be taking a break to Tuvalu to listen to some Mariah Carey classics with Louise (from Eternal).

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[GNL]

It'll be fun to rewatch Glitter with a curly wurly in one hand in a hotel room in downtown Nairobi.

 

[Tisch]

I'll be taking a break to Tuvalu to listen to some Mariah Carey classics with Louise (from Eternal).

Did Mariah sing Tik Tok? Or was that Louise (from Eternal)

 

[Berly]

The Saturdays is a really interesting artist. Does anyone think global warming is a good thing?

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[GNL]

My mistake - that city isn't in Tuvalu at all - I'll have to go elsewhere for my Mariah rewatch with Louise (from Eternal) who is dead now, of course.

 

[Rita]

15 minutes!

 

[Lucille]

Taramasalata and spunk tits favourite dessert of Lord Lucan.

 

[Rita]

My mistake - that city isn't in Tuvalu at all - I'll have to go elsewhere for my Mariah rewatch with Louise (from Eternal) who is dead now, of course.

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[Suomi]

I refuse to go down without using Mariah Carey or Christina Aguilera

 

[Rita]

Taramasalata and spunk tits favourite dessert of Lord Lucan.

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[win_the_game]

Think I need to lay off the opium as I've just ordered a dildo shaped like the fist of Sandi Toksvig from the Isle of Sheppey.

 

[Suomi]

I’ve just heard that Rita is moving to Brighton if she loses the game

 

[Lucille]

Carpool Karaoke with a Lord Lucan yeah!

 

[Tisch]

Think I need to lay off the opium as I've just ordered a dildo shaped like the fist of Sandi Toksvig from the Isle of Sheppey.

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[Suomi]

I may be some things, but an expert wordsmith I am not. Not like Mollie King

 

[Rita]

Carpool Karaoke with a Lord Lucan yeah!

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[Suomi]

Having said that, Javine once smiled at me and I’ve never been the same since.

 

[Tisch]

OT: Anne Widdecombe found dead in Anne Charleston

 

[GNL]

Put your dildos up little wordsters, we're on the final stretch, and I can't wait to celebrate with some snippets of The Saturdays' greatest hits.

 

[win_the_game]

SNEAKY CUNT

Jack Monroe says close but no amyl nitrates for you!

 

[Suomi]

Who wants to hear a joke? The punchline is Javine and Mollie King before you all get too excited.

 

[Tisch]

Jack Monroe says close but no amyl nitrates for you!

Have another SNEAKY CUNT and stop being so DITZY

 

[GNL]

The Saturdays, Louise (from Eternal) and Mariah Carey walk into a bar... They're all dead now, of course.

 

[Suomi]

I don’t think Christina Aguilera has ever been to a library or used an aqueduct.

 

[Berly]

Who wants to hear a joke? The punchline is Javine and Mollie King before you all get too excited.

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[Suomi]

The Saturdays, Louise (from Eternal) and Mariah Carey walk into a bar... They're all dead now, of course.

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[Suomi]

Mollie King once sang Rasputin by Boney M at Cwej, briefly before he was diagnosed with polio

 

[GNL]

PUT YOUR CURLY WURLYS UP LITTLE WORDSTERS!

 

[Lucille]

Who wants to hear a joke? The punchline is Javine and Mollie King before you all get too excited.

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[Berly]

I’ve just heard that Rita is moving to Brighton if she loses the game

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[GNL]

DIP YOUR DIGESTIVES DOWN, STEAL THE CROWN!

 

[Lucille]

Spunk filled colonoscopies for all courtesy of Waitrose.

 

[Indie]

Rachel Stevens loves her platypus. She's named it colin.

 

[Rita]

Rachel Stevens loves her platypus. She's named it colin.

SNEAKY CUNT

 

[Lucille]

Priti Patel taramasalata tuppence disaster.

 

[GNL]

ALL THAT GLISTENS IS NOT GOLD, AND REBA MCINTYRE'S GETTING OLD.

 

[Suomi]

Mollie King once ate a koala

 

[Berly]

Ordering a Chinese takeaway and getting into my pyjamas with a Horlicks ready for the results

 

[Dark Carnival]

I've been seeing Indie using platypus a lot. SNEAKY CUNT THE FUCKER.

 

[Rita]

I feel someone is going to STEAL my crown this evening.

You’ll have to FIGHT ME FOR IT.