The Sunday Flat Belly Tonic Review

If we're talking epic songs from Tom Cruise films, I MUCH prefer Show Me Heaven.
 
Can you see Tom Cruise’s arse (in pants) in Days of Thunder?

I know the song, not the film.

But Risky Business is probably your best bet for Tom Cruise in underwear, I'd have thought.
 
I know the song, not the film.

But Risky Business is probably your best bet for Tom Cruise in underwear, I'd have thought.

I just saw it in Top Gun, he was really trying to show it off too.

It’s been weird to watch all these 80s movies are realise Tom Cruise and Sting were fit
 
@Ellie to confirm Tom Cruise's best arse movies.

I'm not sure what she thinks of him or his arse, but I bet she's watched all of them.
 
@Ellie to confirm Tom Cruise's best arse movies.

I'm not sure what she thinks of him or his arse, but I bet she's watched all of them.
Can’t say I’ve noticed Tom Cruise’s arse much. Did he have a bare arse shot in Far and Away? Even in the 80s he was never one for tight trousers.
 
No I wish we could. My type of shop is exempt from the mask wearing rule (dunno why considering we work in small closed rooms). So we don't have a leg to stand on...

Thank you Boris Johnson :rolleyes:
How on earth is your shop exempt :o
 
How are vets operating, @Rachey?

Our cats are overdue their 6 monthly health check now. We pay a monthly cost for it, so I assume they are still doing 'routine' things like that.

Normally both of us go into the consulting room with all three of them. I'm assuming it will probably be handing the cats in at the door and then having it done without either of us there now though, and then collecting them after.
 
Just been to Lidl. Had to queue for the first time since peak lockdown.
 
My cats have their yearly vaccination on Wednesday. I have no idea how it works. They were doing a system where you left them outside and waited in your car then paid at a sort of kiosk window but that was more at the very height of lockdown when they only did emergency appointments. I will report back.
 
My cats have their yearly vaccination on Wednesday. I have no idea how it works. They were doing a system where you left them outside and waited in your car then paid at a sort of kiosk window but that was more at the very height of lockdown when they only did emergency appointments. I will report back.

Do. With a photo, please.
 
How are vets operating, @Rachey?

Our cats are overdue their 6 monthly health check now. We pay a monthly cost for it, so I assume they are still doing 'routine' things like that.

Normally both of us go into the consulting room with all three of them. I'm assuming it will probably be handing the cats in at the door and then having it done without either of us there now though, and then collecting them after.

I know I'm not Rachey but Ridley had a surprise appointment three weeks ago and his six-month check on Friday. We go to the carpark, ring the surgery and tell them we're here, a nurse comes out and takes the Ridley inside and I stay on the carpark. The vet then rings my mobile if he needs to go through anything, which he did on the surprise appointment but didn't need to on the check-up. Then the nurse brings the pet back out when they're done. Masks are mandatory when the nurse comes over otherwise they won't take the pet.
When I pick up his Tramadol prescription every month it's the same except I ring, the nurse brings out the medication and puts it in a box in the middle of the carpark then withdraws back to the door and waits till I pick up the medication from the box before waving and going back in. It's like an illicit drugs drop in public.
Have you had a look on the vet's website? Ours has all of the new operating procedures on the homepage and explains in great depth what to do.
 
I mean she’s not LE PEN is she

And you could have BORIS
Vote Macron to stop Le Pen, we were told in 2017. But frankly with some of his immigration policies and ministers using far-right rhetoric we're really not that far off having a Front National president.
 
Have you ever done something...and you know you've either nailed it or fucked it and there is no inbetween? Me, right now.
 
Have you ever done something...and you know you've either nailed it or fucked it and there is no inbetween? Me, right now.

Every fucking week. I go from chronic imposter syndrome to thinking I'm Steve Jobs and back again on cycle you could set your watch to. What are you pondering?
 
My train has been delayed (albeit only by eight minutes) due to VANDALISM on the RAILWAY.
 
Depsite getting fucked last night and not going bed until 2 I've been up and out on the bike with Ron Jr, he's only really just started riding a bike despite learning in Ibiza, he's just never picked it up in the UK until a weekend or two ago. So being me I took him to a BMX pump track and scared the shit out of him hitting berms and jumps, but to give him his credit despite being out of his depth and bailing a few times, he carried on with it and now appears to have the bug and just wants to ride everywhere now. The boy has some determination.
 
Had a roast at the pub sat out in the autumnal sun and I feel very #blessesd, at the risk of being all hippy I am very grateful to the universe for my life. God knows I've been trough some shit to get here.
 
How are vets operating, @Rachey?

Our cats are overdue their 6 monthly health check now. We pay a monthly cost for it, so I assume they are still doing 'routine' things like that.

Normally both of us go into the consulting room with all three of them. I'm assuming it will probably be handing the cats in at the door and then having it done without either of us there now though, and then collecting them after.
I can't say for all vets, but most of the island ones are doing routines like vaccinations, but there is quite a delay (up to 3 months).

Once you get to the appt you are asked to wait outside. A vet comes out, collects the pet and asks if you have any concerns. They then take them in, do their thing and bring them back. You're not allowed in the building.

Although we currently aren't doing the 6 month health check so I'd check to see if yours are.
 
Every fucking week. I go from chronic imposter syndrome to thinking I'm Steve Jobs and back again on cycle you could set your watch to. What are you pondering?

After being asked to do a set for an online festival, I was approached and asked if I'd like to "present" one of the days. I'm working so I said it would have to be taped. I've just finished taping it. I've either aced it or embarrassed myself and I do not know which. :D
 
Glasses wearers...how are you stopping yours from steaming up with a mask? We've now been told we have to wear a mask and visor throughout our shift. We have surgical masks. And it doesnt matter what I do, my glasses steam up.

I've tried anti fog spray.
Washing up liquid.
Putting the glasses over the mask.

Etc etc
 
After being asked to do a set for an online festival, I was approached and asked if I'd like to "present" one of the days. I'm working so I said it would have to be taped. I've just finished taping it. I've either aced it or embarrassed myself and I do not know which. :D

I saw the festival stuff on the twitter - sure you’ve nailed it. I sometimes wish I was one of those people with no awareness so I could just get on with thinking I was amazing regardless.
 
Glasses wearers...how are you stopping yours from steaming up with a mask? We've now been told we have to wear a mask and visor throughout our shift. We have surgical masks. And it doesnt matter what I do, my glasses steam up.

I've tried anti fog spray.
Washing up liquid.
Putting the glasses over the mask.

Etc etc

I've found that if I pull the mask right up to the bridge of my nose so it's almost touching the bottom of my eyes then properly squidge the metal part of the mask across the bridge of my nose then smooth it flat on either side of the nose it works fine as long as I don't mouthbreathe. My fabric masks are a different story, it takes a good few minutes of fiddling and I can't always stop them steaming up completely.
 
I've found that if I pull the mask right up to the bridge of my nose so it's almost touching the bottom of my eyes then properly squidge the metal part of the mask across the bridge of my nose then smooth it flat on either side of the nose it works fine as long as I don't mouthbreathe. My fabric masks are a different story, it takes a good few minutes of fiddling and I can't always stop them steaming up completely.
Ooh does mouth breathing make a difference?
 
So went to my Dad’s allotment today for the first time since I was forced as a child, as he’s been so worried about his potatoes, which needed digging. Have done the harvest, also tomatoes, beetroot, runner beans, pears and apples.

The allotment itself is a state- surrounded by gorgeous ones, he’s obviously not been able to maintain it properly the last few years, which is sad. I’ve got this plan to go all Charlie Dimmock and get it all sorted mega quick into something lovely so he can go and sit there and see it’s all well taken care of before he dies. Fuck knows how, but we’ll see. I’m kinda excited about having an allotment. God I’m old :D
 
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It does massively for me. I assumed it's because my mouth breath is a lot warmer and much more moist than my nose breath and glasses glass is at room temperature so it steams up easily.
Right I'll try nose breathing tomorrow!
 
I'm confused. Don't most people nose breathe most of the time anyway?

Can't believe I've been breathing wrong for nearly five decades.
 
I'm confused. Don't most people nose breathe most of the time anyway?

Can't believe I've been breathing wrong for nearly five decades.
I mean you’re still alive so you can’t have been doing it that wrong.
 
I'm confused. Don't most people nose breathe most of the time anyway?

Can't believe I've been breathing wrong for nearly five decades.

You have been breathing properly. I tend to breathe in through my nose and out through my mouth. I have to make a concerted effort to just breathe in and out through my nose. The asthma nurse told me it's a similar thing to circular breathing and that a lot of smokers do it unconsciously.
 

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