Kalavision Song Contest - Sponsor Reveal & Results Thread - Fri 25/09 - 1900 BST

[Kala]

NO BOOZE, FAGS OR BLOW for Lucy this week

skint, love?

 

[Lucille]

WHY?!

I'm trying to give up smoking, FOR REAL THIS TIME, so no booze or coke until I'm a good two weeks clear.

 

[Mats]

Do you have any coke?

this 10 pm curfew is poops

 

[Soldi]

I'm trying to give up smoking, FOR REAL THIS TIME, so no booze or coke until I'm a good two weeks clear.

Well GOOD FOR YOU!

 

[Tisch]

Now I get was Kala was defensive about all the English in the Italy entry

Anyway WELL DONE KALA. I can't wait to catch up tomorrow. I'm so happy to have finally finished top ten in something that wasn't Dub's quickfire quiz

 

[Lucille]

I'm trying to give up smoking, FOR REAL THIS TIME, so no booze or coke until I'm a good two weeks clear.

If this was a movie there would be a cut scene to me on Sunday morning looking like this.

 

[Raining on Me]

Only with the cosmopolitan sophisticates. Personally I prefer Dairylea

And yet neither quite the same as a squirt of Primula squeezed out onto some old crisps or celery especially the HERBY one

 

[Alla]

Now I get was Kala was defensive about all the English in the Italy entry

Anyway WELL DONE KALA. I can't wait to catch up tomorrow. I'm so happy to have finally finished top ten in something that wasn't Dub's quickfire quiz

Spoiler

09 21 Tischlampe 807 ***BIGGEST CLIMBER***

 

[L. Põldvere]

And yet neither quite the same as a squirt of Primula squeezed out onto some old crisps or celery especially the HERBY one

Oh please God not CELERY (). Truly the texture of the devil’s very cock. Old (slightly staling) crisps, on the other hand...

 

[Dark Carnival]

Ahem. I'm feeling really low babes.

Don't move, I'm coming over with the ket x

 

[Dark Carnival]

do I win a private concert with you doing a cover?

I'm up for a DUET cover

 

[Raining on Me]

it is slowly dawning on me... well you're welcome, @Raining On Me

I discovered that little factoid AFTER their entry into the most prestigious competition of the decade.

Initially I was upset, then appreciated they'd got a mention so I might actually get a random extra vote. And then, you didn't vote But in the end I didn't need you Mats. Maybe I'll mention you in part one of my interview for Piers Morgan's Life Stories when he wishes to chat about my journey to gold and MAYBE it will be flattering. Because I'm kind, I'm sure it will. That said, it's Piers, so I probably won't turn up.

 

[Mats]

I'm up for a DUET cover

I'll fetch the expensive olive oil

 

[Mats]

I discovered that little factoid AFTER their entry into the most prestigious competition of the decade.

Initially I was upset, then appreciated they'd got a mention so I might actually get a random extra vote. And then, you didn't vote But in the end I didn't need you Mats. Maybe I'll mention you in part one of my interview for Piers Morgan's Life Stories when he wishes to chat about my journey to gold and MAYBE it will be flattering. Because I'm kind, I'm sure it will. That said, it's Piers, so I probably won't turn up.

savour the glory, love. I'm happy it's getting recognized it's such a great album. London hip-swaying moopmeet when they hit the Western stages!

 

[Iguana]

Sorry I could not attend live but well done to both @Kalabaliken and @Raining On Me ! Deserving winner!

 

[Tisch]

Holy shit! THANK YOU @Tisch

That's two top scores I've given you! Starting to think you might be alright actually.

 

[Tisch]

Spoiler

09 21 Tischlampe 807 ***BIGGEST CLIMBER***

I actually remember this but it was just one round wasn't it? I think I finished overall quite low

P.S. when are you doing the next one love?

 

[Alla]

I actually remember this but it was just one round wasn't it? I think I finished overall quite low

P.S. when are you doing the next one love?

It's the final result.
Not doing more, sorry.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

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[Iguana]

On a personal note, 6th place is my best result in any ASFM-adjacent contest EVER so I'm rather chuffed and thank you @Rhythmbarbican and @Mugatu for the 12s

 

[D5K]

Thanks @Kalabaliken, I really enjoyed this and it was definitely worth the wait. I actually think the foreign language theme was inspired and for me this was the strongest set of songs from any of the contests we've done.

Congrats to @Raining On Me too!

 

[Iguana]

Have we had the results from the semis? Could we have them ploise if not?

 

[SDF]

Another female winner. I can see we're going to have to do a male vocals special of this at some point.

Im not sure everyone will be able to enter that one

 

[Raining on Me]

savour the glory, love. I'm happy it's getting recognized it's such a great album. London hip-swaying moopmeet when they hit the Western stages!

Oh Mats, their albums are stunning. They really have blended something so spectacular and the quality rarely lets up. I contemplated several of their singles and I think most would have gone down ok in the wake of this. Also the imagery:

:emoji_hearts::emoji_hearts::emoji_hearts:

 

[Kala]

Are we ready for some semi final results?

 

[Kala]

SEMI FINAL ONE

 

[Kala]

SEMI FINAL TWO

So Monaco qualified due to Senegal's disqualification because @Alex did not vote!

 

[RS]

Oh wow thanks to all my fans, especially @cwej

 

[Iguana]

Japan really fell from grace after semi 1

 

[ZenGiraffe]

SEMI FINAL TWO

So Monaco qualified due to Senegal's disqualification because @Alex did not vote!

I would like to draw @Diddy's attention to this please

 

[OutSynk]

@Tisch gave me 10 in the semifinal but nothing in the final. Interesting.

 

[Raining on Me]

Ag, Music, Ill Advised.

Admins informed, police called, only one slit on the wrist, could've been worse

 

[Tisch]

@Tisch gave me 10 in the semifinal but nothing in the final. Interesting.

I barely remember now but there were some definite growers on and growers off. Soz!

 

[Kala]

The top 10 in semi 1 were MILES ahead of the rest, but semi 2 was SO much closer. Poor @Diddy missed out by 3 points, but then, @Suomi only qualified due to a technicality anyway!

 

[RS]

Wait a minute, did I actually come LAST?!

Fuck you all!

 

[Raining on Me]

Can't believe Estonia scraped through! That's my biggest takeaway from this, what a sultry pop gem

 

[Lucille]

YEMEN really was the LOREEN of the competition, no one stood a CHANCE!

 

[Kala]

Also, I know they’re not popular with everyone but I do love a good semi

 

[OutSynk]

Can't believe Estonia scraped through! That's my biggest takeaway from this, what a sultry pop gem

RIGHT? Completely wasted on this lot.

 

[Kala]

Estonia didn’t scrape through, they were 16 points ahead of 11th place, that’s pretty comfortable.