RANDOM THINGS YOU HATE (1 Viewer)

[jivafox]

TERESA GIUDICE’S HAIRLINE.

 

[Diddy]

CHURROS ARE ALRIGHT, I MEAN THEY ARE SORT OF DOUGHNUT TURDS BUT THEY’RE STILL DOUGHNUTS

 

[lolly]

THEY AREN'T LIDL TOFFEE YUMYUMS, THOUGH.

 

[Frozen]

People voting out 'Spotlight' in the Jessie Ware survivor

 

[win_the_game]

ARMOND RIZZO’S PATHETIC LITTLE CUM SHOTS.

I look forward to reading your upcoming PORN BLUE REVIEW thread.

 

[GNL]

ARMOND RIZZO’S PATHETIC LITTLE CUM SHOTS.

The man's got a tardis in his gooch. He can't have everything.

 

[big ron]

Goosepimples!

I've known people who call it GOOSEFLESH

 

[big ron]

Trying to find the Room 101 clip of Mel Giedroyc talking about over pronounced Italian words when talking about food.

They're always banging on about it on pedestrian sunday morning blockbuster SUNDAY BRUNCH.

You don't say PARIS like you're french so why do you suddenly become DON QUIXOTE when you say CHORIZO.

 

[ButterTart]

I've known people who call it GOOSEFLESH

Oh that's proper American, isn't it?

 

[big ron]

Oh that's proper American, isn't it?

SCOTTISH.

 

[big ron]

I THINK IVE CAUGHT SOME SORT OF CAPS LOCK DISEASE.

 

[Rita]

My mum always calling it Su-doo-koo

not because of a Japanese thing but because she spends a lot of time talking about Sudoku and HOW COULD YOU THINK IT WAS PRONOUNCED LIKE THAT

Well doesn’t she sound like an absolute GAS.

 

[Lucille]

COMPANIES STILL USING COVID-19 AS AN EXCUSE FOR THEIR TERRIBLE SERVICE.

 

[Nancy]

PADLOCKS ON BIN LIDS AND FRIDGES

 

[GNL]

PADLOCKS ON BIN LIDS AND FRIDGES

This you?

 

[Lucille]

PADLOCKS ON BIN LIDS AND FRIDGES

ARE YOU IN BORSTAL?

 

[Lucille]

SIGNS THAT SAY 'SMILE, YOU'RE ON CCTV'.

 

[Soldi]

CARDBOARD POLICEMEN

 

[Lucille]

THE LACK OF GREGGS IN LONDON.

 

[Zu]

THE LACK OF GREGGS IN LONDON.

Where on earth are you looking?

 

[Lucille]

Where on earth are you looking?

Well there are a FEW, but not ENOUGH. IT's certainly not like Leeds where there's 3 or 4 per street.

 

[Zu]

Well there are a FEW, but not ENOUGH. IT's certainly not like Leeds where there's 3 or 4 per street.

Darling that’s the NORTH. I bet they don’t even have Wasabi there and they’ve got to fill the shops up somehow

 

[Zu]

Also we’re more slender and sophisticated in London

 

[Soldi]

 

[Diddy]

Well doesn’t she sound like an absolute GAS.

OI

But anyway she’s late 70s and stuck and home shielding so it’s that or talk about the bloody FENCE

 

[SDF]

Also we’re more slender and sophisticated in London

Imagine paying anything less than a fiver for a cake in London!

 

[Zu]

Imagine paying anything less than a fiver for a cake in London!

I discreetly ask for HALF-PORTIONS if purse strings (and my elasticated waistband) are tight

Or go to Iceland

 

[Ellie]

Imagine paying anything less than a fiver for a cake in London!

I'll have you know my local market charges £4 for a doughnut!

 

[SDF]

I'll have you know my local market charges £4 for a doughnut!

Absolute bargain!

 

[Zu]

There once was a local newspaper called the Hackney Independent run by two alcoholic well let’s call them fiddlers who for some strange reason used to run free children’s film events, and one of the main narratives in their lovely gazette was complaints about £10 LOAVES on the stalls in Broadway Market. WHERE ARE THE CHEAP TOYS FOR KIDS, etc.

 

[Zu]

I'll have you know my local market charges £4 for a doughnut!

But is it a NICE doughnut?

Actually the bagels on Columbia Road are a shocking rip-off. Four quid if you please, and they look DRY. I’d rather drag my lazy arse up the road to Brick Lane for the cheaper AND NICER option

 

[Ellie]

But is it a NICE doughnut?

Actually the bagels on Columbia Road are a shocking rip-off. Four quid if you please, and they look DRY. I’d rather drag my lazy arse up the road to Brick Lane for the cheaper AND NICER option

It's one of those vegan ones and is all sugar. I can't stand them myself and would rather a 50p pack of 5 from the supermarket.

 

[Zu]

would rather a 50p pack of 5 from the supermarket.

I HEAR YOU

 

[Lucille]

Crosstown are about £4 I think but they are DELICIOUS.

 

[Lucille]

But I also will demolish a 50p pack of jam doughnuts from Tesco in one sitting.

 

[Nancy]

TEEN MURDERERS

 

[Lucille]

Teenage murderers or people who murder teen?

 

[Nancy]

Teenage murderers or people who murder teen?

Oooh, I hadn’t thought about it that deeply.

ERM, I GUESS BOTH

 

[Soldi]

Oooh, I hadn’t thought about it that deeply.

ERM, I GUESS BOTH

So you HATE yourself?

 

[Lucille]

Why is Joanna Lumely narrating a documentary about Heathrow Airport on ITV? Surely she doesn’t NEED THE MONEY?