ANNOUNCEMENT - The Next ASFM - Friday 23rd October

[Kate]

But what about the classical music one from RS!

Oh fuck yeah

 

[Kate]

They are all involved in a DEAD BABY INCEST PORN SWAP RING

 

[Iguana]

Oh fuck yeah

"Nocturne up your G string" or some such

 

[Nancy]

I think the theme is MAKING A STATEMENT

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Is there a connection between the artists, in terms of which bank they use?

 

[ButterTart]

Guys, the theme is songs by black women. It fits the clues perfectly apart from a few.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Were their great grandparents all on the same battlefield?

 

[Iguana]

Is there a connection between the artists, in terms of which bank they use?

This made me chortle

 

[ZenGiraffe]

@ZenGiraffe will you be policing the theme or leaving it up to us in our voting?

Entirely voter policed. It is too subjective for it to be policed by an individual.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

They all think we should bring back the gold standard.

That's a hot button issue, that's going to be difficult to police accurately.

 

[Nancy]

Could it be COUNTING/NUMBERS ?

 

[Lucille]

SEX PARTY CLASSICS

 

[SDF]

Has anyone done any work this morning?

@ZenGiraffe crashing the economy faster than corona

 

[dmlaw]

I mean, to be fair, I feel like I should give one final clue.

The theme is BROAD, SUBJECTIVE, and a touch ESOTERIC.

Broad, subjective and a touch esoteric? LET'S MEET THE TEAMS.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

They all think we should bring back the gold standard.

That's a hot button issue, that's going to be difficult to police accurately.

Scrapping ASFM for a formal debate on the subject tonight instead. Moopy Question Time is BORN

 

[RS]

CATEGORY IS: quality songs that @RaspberrySwirl likes

 

[Lucille]

GREEK TRAGEDIES.

 

[ButterTart]

Artists who have performed at or heard of the Royal Albert Hall.

 

[Iguana]

Scrapping ASFM for a formal debate on the subject tonight instead. Moopy Question Time is BORN

Still waiting for the mod election debate. I bought an autocue machine and everything

 

[Nancy]

Could the theme be THINGS THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY

 

[Kate]

They all think we should bring back the gold standard.

The Caramella Girls don't know anything about that, but they do love LITTLE KITTENS!

 

[dmlaw]

The Caramella Girls don't know anything about that, but they do love LITTLE KITTENS!

I think you may have misunderstood that bit on their Only Fans where they said that they like playing with each other's pussies.

 

[Kate]

omg 15 minutes to go

15 TIMES I WILL STAB THE CARAMELLA GIRLS AS SOON AS I GET THE CHANCE

 

[Lucille]

Are the caramels girls sisters?

 

[Lucille]

14 inch penis barely troubles Nancy’s hole.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The Caramella Girls don't know anything about that, but they do love LITTLE KITTENS!

Now I hate the CUNTS, but that it really SEXIST.

You know they're only doing this to pay their way through University?

 

[Nancy]

Is the theme LIVING YOUR BEST LIFE?

 

[Lucille]

Now I hate the CUNTS, but that it really SEXIST.

You know they're only doing this to pay their way through University?

They really want to be MIDWIVES so they can fulfil their true passion, KILLING BABIES.

 

[Kate]

12 times I fought off Alestorm trying to steal my rum

 

[Kate]

did anyone get my Harry Enfield reference

 

[Lucille]

Is the theme LIVING YOUR BEST LIFE?

NONE OF US ARE WINNING THAT CONTEST.

 

[ButterTart]

Now I hate the CUNTS, but that it really SEXIST.

You know they're only doing this to pay their way through University?

Well, Bunty and Judith are. Lexxi-Mae is just in it for the abundant heroin.

 

[Kate]

Nocturne no. 11 D-Cup Major

 

[ButterTart]

Ten appointment I’m going to cancel in order to give this my FULL attention.

 

[Lucille]

9 Moopy members who should’ve been aborted.

 

[Nancy]

COUNTESS - the word COUNT
THE CLASSICAL ONE HAS A NUMBER IN ITS TITLE
TODELOO - TO .... TWO

 

[Kate]

£9 hairstyle from Supercuts for Countess Luann

 

[Kate]

7 abortions that Bunty Caramella had last year

 

[Lucille]

6 lessons Moopy hasn’t learned.

 

[Kate]

5 songs in this contest that will actually be worth points

 

[Indie]

Zen better have his finger hovering over "post reply" OR ELSE