ASFM Speed - THEME REVEAL

[Kate]

PUT RITA IN THE INTERVAL

 

[ButterTart]

While we're waiting, why not take a look to see how much YOUR Tory MP (who voted against free school meals) claimed in expenses last year.

http://mpsagainstfreeschoolmeals.com/

Mine claimed £45,000. I'm going to start a fight with him on Facebook later.

 

[Soldi]

I have to GO. Have a great night all, I really wish I rescheduled my plans but you will all be on my mind whilst I am ON MY BACK THINKING OF MOOPY.

Don’t prolapse x

 

[Nancy]

PUT RITA IN THE INTERVAL

THROW HER IN THE INTERVAL

@COB @ZenGiraffe

 

[Lucille]

I DON’T HAVE A TORY MP (metropolitan liberal bubble)

 

[RS]

PUT RITA IN THE INTERVAL

We don’t need more intervals. Or are we not supposed to sleep tonight?

 

[Soldi]

While we're waiting, why not take a look to see how much YOUR Tory MP (who voted against free school meals) claimed in expenses last year.

http://mpsagainstfreeschoolmeals.com/

Mine claimed £45,000. I'm going to start a fight with him on Facebook later.

Evil Lee Rowley claimed £31,000

 

[ButterTart]

Internet homosexuals these days have NOTHING BETTER TO DO

Thank the Lord for my CARR’S CHEESE MELTS

Ooh, Carrs. Dip it in your tomato soup, you'll thank me later.

 

[Raining on Me]

It's a shame cwej isn't playing, we need the book of self indulgence STATS slapped around our cheeks

Stat book ghost writer Jamelia out of work AGAIN

 

[Soldi]

We don’t need more intervals. Or are we not supposed to sleep tonight?

The fun police are here

 

[AGinAg (37)]

ASFM pre shows are BIG BUSINESS these days.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The fun police are here

He left. And then made some hair choices

 

[RS]

The fun police are here

I have better ideas for fun than a Rita interval.

 

[OutSynk]

#SAVERITA(FORINTERVAL)

 

[Kate]

While we're waiting, why not take a look to see how much YOUR Tory MP (who voted against free school meals) claimed in expenses last year.

http://mpsagainstfreeschoolmeals.com/

Mine claimed £45,000. I'm going to start a fight with him on Facebook later.

REVOLTING FUCKING CUNTS. Thankfully mine is Labour.

 

[Nancy]

@COB TO CONFIRM STATUS OF RITA’S ENTRY

 

[COB]

Rita is NOT an interval act.

 

[Zu]

vor falls off multiple story car park (hilarious)

VoR strangled and rear ended by @Zu-Klara to the sexual satisfaction of both (plausible)

 

[Soldi]

He left. And then made some hair choices

!!!

 

[AlgoAlex]

@Alex @Barnacle @funky @Lume can someone vote on my behalf? I WILL PAY!

Sorry can't commit to listen to all and vote myself so no can do tonight

 

[Kate]

Right let's hope Rita's is EASILY IDENTIFIABLE then (it usually is) so we can NOT GIVE IT POINTS.

 

[Raining on Me]

I'm on my third glass of wine and have work tomorrow and the HORROR of how long this could be has just dawned.

Points likely to be distributed like loose flecks of CUM at this rate

 

[win_the_game]

While we're waiting, why not take a look to see how much YOUR Tory MP (who voted against free school meals) claimed in expenses last year.

http://mpsagainstfreeschoolmeals.com/

Mine claimed £45,000. I'm going to start a fight with him on Facebook later.

Is Queen of Stats @cwej still running Cunt of the Month. I'd like to nominate Brendan Clarke-Smith MP before I forget. An EX-HEAD TEACHER no less.

 

[Lucille]

I’ve got my pen and paper READY!

 

[Zu]

Is Queen of Stats @cwej still running Cunt of the Month. I'd like to nominate Brendan Clarke-Smith MP before I forget. An EX-HEAD TEACHER no less.

But is he a STATISTICIAN?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

DON'T FORGET I WILL BE HOSTING A GAY NIGHT HERE ON MOOPY THIS TIME NEXT WEEK!

YOU'LL BE COMING OUT ALL OVER AGAIN!

 

[Lucille]

I will be judging on three metrics.

Quality of song
Adherence to theme
Ferocity of STATEMENT

 

[Soldi]

I might write notes on the OTHER iPad

 

[Suomi]

I will be judging on three metrics.

Quality of song
Adherence to theme
Ferocity of STATEMENT

omg

 

[Penelope]

Euphoria murdered someone (factual)

euphoria ruins another love day

 

[Zu]

DON'T FORGET I WILL BE HOSTING A GAY NIGHT HERE ON MOOPY THIS TIME NEXT WEEK!

YOU'LL BE COMING OUT ALL OVER AGAIN!

Featuring many stunning @Zu-Klara contributions!

 

[Soldi]

DON'T FORGET I WILL BE HOSTING A GAY NIGHT HERE ON MOOPY THIS TIME NEXT WEEK!

YOU'LL BE COMING OUT ALL OVER AGAIN!

And don’t forget Soldi’s 00s Night tomorrow at 8!

 

[Penelope]

omg

I can't believe this after how much you judged me that time I rated every song in Eurovision 2018 based on charisma, uniqueness, nerve, lea sirk and talent

 

[Suomi]

Just a reminder that Suomi’s Coffee Morning welcomes new faces on November 2nd at 9am

 

[Penelope]

And don’t forget Soldi’s 00s Night tomorrow at 8!

00s all round!

 

[Soldi]

Just a reminder that Suomi’s Coffee Morning welcomes new faces on November 2nd at 9am

I hope I get an extra biscuit for putting the event on the timetable x

 

[Penelope]

Just a reminder that Suomi’s Coffee Morning welcomes new faces on November 2nd at 9am

euphoria ruins another coffee morning

 

[Soldi]

00s all round!

omg

 

[Suomi]

I can't believe this after how much you judged me that time I rated every song in Eurovision 2018 based on charisma, uniqueness, nerve, lea sirk and talent

yes but when you gave Lea Sirk 7/10 for Lea Sirk I lost faith in the process

 

[Raining on Me]

I really fucking love my entry and just wanted the excuse for 30 odd people to be forced to watch it on the telly or whatever. Frankly that's indulgent enough for me.