A GAY MOOPY DISCO - ALREADY HAPPENED - WAS FABULOUS - LUBE RAN OUT

[Beverley]

The POWER of SYLVESTER has just INSPIRED me to crack open a bottle of BLIND BOUGHT ALDI PINOT which is bizarrely ORANGE in colour.

I'm hoping it's some EXPENSIVE NATURAL ORANGE WINE that has been SOMEHOW bottled wrong, but I'm already residing myself to it basically being BRITNEY SPEARS FANTASY in wine form

Oh, Mrs Wurst, let us drink orange wine on the verandah some day and look out onto the fields and orchards

 

[Lucille]

More than a shade of JULIE about this one, although obviously not quite as GLAMOROUS.

 

[Penelope]

Who is THIS cocaine causality?!

EVER so rude about OUR LUCE

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I can only assume she's LONG DEAD.

Very alive!

 

[Zu]

THIS IS GAY CULTURE

I mean Cahill remixes were all very well but did any of the performers look like THAT?

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Oh, Mrs Wurst, let us drink orange wine on the verandah some day and look out onto the fields and orchards

Only if you promise to bring more HOT SERTAB GOSS!

and FANTASTIC to see you have returned @Beverley

 

[Lucille]

EVER so rude about OUR LUCE

QUITE. I DEMAND, NAY, COMMAND RESPECT.

 

[Tisch]

Love these skilled songstresses with extra TONES to their voice. Such TALANT.

 

[Lucille]

Although of course this song is REALLY getting me in the mood for some BLOW.

 

[Penelope]

Alyssa Edwards has aged VERY well, hasn't she?

 

[FetchFugly]

 

[Penelope]

MARGE!

 

[Tisch]

Oh MY

 

[Lucille]

NOW THIS IS AND CONTINUES TO BE AN UTTERLY TRANSCENDENT PIECE OF MUSIC.

 

[Lucille]

STILL GORGE.

 

[COB]

MANDY

 

[Raining on Me]

I don't know "Rough Diamond" either, but my god, what a gently undulating piece of glitter. Gorgeous.

 

[Jark]

Madleen Kane looks like a siren from Hollywood's Golden Age who somehow went to sleep in 1944, awoke in 1977 and proceeded to spend seven days straight on a cocaine binge performing Rough Diamond on loop in a deserted room to an imaginary crowd of a thousand suitors.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

8. Amanda Lear - Follow Me

 

[Penelope]

PATSY STONE!

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

I'M RUNNING OUT OF RUM (not by ME I might add - yet)

For the love of god play a shit song so I can bolt it to the shop, though I feel this playlist will have NO SUCH THING

Who doesn't love a half-cut SHOP RUN under the cover of darkness
The states WORLD FOODS CLAPTON's CCTV has seen me in during a HOT PURSUIT of CHEAP WINE AND FAGS could probably get me a starring role on CRIMEWATCH!

 

[Lucille]

WHERE’S SOLDI, HE SHOULD BE HERE LEARNING THAT NATASHA BEDDINGFIELD IS NOT GAY CULTURE.

 

[FetchFugly]

Amanda following Madleen feels very right.

 

[AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAAaaaA]

Amanda Lear, QUEEN OF THE UNIVERSE!

Where is her BIOPIC! Rita Ora to play Amanda OF COURSE

 

[COB]

Ever since it was pointed out to me that Mandy looks a bit like a Julia Davis character (if you squint) I just CAN'T UNSEE IT.

 

[Jark]

WHERE’S SOLDI, HE SHOULD BE HERE LEARNING THAT NATASHA BEDDINGFIELD IS NOT GAY CULTURE.

Friday nights are for the nostalgia beb. He's listening to SONGS ABOUT JANE.

 

[Tisch]

What's that POSTFACH about? If I want to WRITE TO HER about what a fab performance?

 

[dmlaw]

Amanda Lear has a fascinating Wikipedia entry.

Born between 1939 and 1950 in Saigon or Hong Kong, apparently.

 

[Jark]

Ever since it was pointed out to me that Mandy looks a bit like a Julia Davis character (if you squint) I just CAN'T UNSEE IT.

you don't even have to squint it's ALL in the eyes

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Just send our Mandy a PO Box letter to Germany!

 

[Penelope]

God, BRING BACK THE LATE 70s

 

[COB]

What's that POSTFACH about? If I want to WRITE TO HER about what a fab performance?

Just remember to send a SAE love!

 

[Zu]

Loving the sequencing of Rough Diamond into Follow Me

 

[Tisch]

Just send our Mandy a PO Box letter to Germany!

LET'S ALL DO IT

 

[AGinAg (37)]

9. Donna Summer - The Last Dance

 

[Zu]

Amanda possibly the GREATEST WOMAN EVER

 

[Jark]

Amanda Lear has a fascinating Wikipedia entry.

Born between 1939 and 1950 in Saigon or Hong Kong, apparently.

AMAZING there's MORE than a hint of the FAYE DUNAWAYS about her these days...

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Can confirm right now we won't LITERALLY be hearing I Feel Love.

 

[Tisch]

I have just had a David Hasselhoff themed advert and I don't know what to think.

Omg @Donna Winter come HOME!!

 

[Penelope]

NOT about this song, but I always find myself going into hysterics every time I read this

Donna Summer has since been forced to stop performing "Love to Love You" live because, "Riots broke out [...] [She] was in a tent in Italy, 5,000 men, almost no women, and was doing 'Love to Love You, Baby,' fairly scantily clad, and the guys got so wrapped up that they began to push the stage back. And [she] had to run off the stage, to [her] trailer out the back. And they came to the trailer and started to rock it. [She] just thought, 'I'm going to die today, I'm not going to get out of here.' It's not the kind of song you just want to throw out there."

 

[ButterTart]

I was mildly horrified when certain people in the Dance Anthems threads didn't know that Ultra Nate's version of this was a cover. I hope they are LISTENING and LEARNING.

They’re also very sorry for any hurt or distress caused.