US Election Week Results 2020

[Marina Salty]

Does anyone know why North Carolina and Alaska votes have been unchanged for the last couple of days?

 

[octophone]

You really do get half a thread when Twitter is blocked at yr work.

 

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Does anyone know why North Carolina and Alaska votes have been unchanged for the last couple of days?

I think they have very poor wifi in both those places

 

[Mother Superior]

There's always a tweet

Use the ghost!

 

[Phoenix]

The healing began the moment that Georgia peach went from RED TO BLUE this morning.

Now it'll be a slow, glorious march to victory, walking through puddles of Repulican tears of rage.

 

[Apoca]

@Apocalypt Flyer I don’t think I’ve actually said hello to you or chatted since my return... how the devil are you?

FUNKSTER! Not too bad considering how rotten the past 12 months have been.

 

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This gif suddenly feels relevant for some reason

 

[Apoca]

Donald, fancy having a go? You're close enough with Russia as it is already.

 

[dUb]

Very grateful for Moopy as someone who knows next to nothing about all this. This thread has been a fantastic source of updates, insight and general mirth when it was sorely needed.

As for the doomsayers I noticed in the thread DECLARING Trump would win with such an UNBRIDLED CONFIDENCE...

Spoiler

 

[funky]

 

[Phoenix]

Have we seen this

 

[Zu]

Does anyone know why North Carolina and Alaska votes have been unchanged for the last couple of days?

The brown bears they recruited to count the votes in Alaska have been A BIT TIRED and also BUSY EATING FISH

 

[Lucille]

SLAY MY HOLE JOE.

 

[Kate]

Did we see this?

 

[Eddie]

Trump clan = "trespassers"

 

[K.C.]

It's going to be nice to have a BORING president again.

 

[jivafox]

“Man of the people” can afford to drop £10k on an unwise bet.

 

[GNL]

SLAY MY HOLE JOE.

Please stop Lucille, his heart can't take strenuous activity.

 

[Frozen]

I had no idea Putin is 68

 

[Apoca]

Have we seen this

Yes and it's killing me each and everytime. Been a long couple of days for everyone involved.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Recount in Georgia confirmed. But WHO CARES?!

 

[Ellie]

Does anyone know why North Carolina and Alaska votes have been unchanged for the last couple of days?

Apparently Alaska won't call until 10th November: https://www.independent.co.uk/news/...election-result-electoral-votes-b1627088.html

 

[RS]

Have we seen this

This can’t be real?!

 

[Zu]

HERE’S MORE FROM MEL

MAINLY MONEY OBV

 

[Ellie]

Farage standing faced to a camera with a white piece of paper really has given the public endless photoshop opportunities.

 

[dUb]

The Pornhub thing has been debunked.

 

[RJN]

Recount in Georgia confirmed. But WHO CARES?!

ME! But it doesn't seem like recounts ever really make a difference:

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/20...attleground-history-says-don-t-count-n1246596

"In Pennsylvania, Georgia, Michigan, North Carolina, Nevada and Arizona — all states that NBC News says are too close to call — no statewide recount has led to a change in the winner for at least 20 years."

 

[Phoenix]

The Pornhub thing has been debunked.

I will be sending my resignations ASAP

 

[lolly]

Please stop Lucille, his heart can't take strenuous activity.

STRENUOUS?

I imagine it would like punching a WET PAPER BAG

 

[AGinAg (37)]

The trespassing comment

 

[dUb]

 

[Eddie]

Honestly NO-ONE cares about Alaska and North Carolina.

 

[RS]

Honestly NO-ONE cares about Alaska and North Carolina.

Those poor states are getting a lot of critique when other states are far from done yet. I see Maryland still at only 70%, New Jersey at 73%...

 

[Zu]

AZ EXPECTED IN 15 MINUTES

Not suggesting the in-lounge celebrations have been premature or anything

 

[AGinAg (37)]

AZ EXPECTED IN 15 MINUTES

Not suggesting the in-lounge celebrations have been premature or anything

Biden doesn't need AZ anymore.

 

[Zu]

Biden doesn't need AZ anymore.

Wasn’t really the point I was making x

 

[Phoenix]

The wider the margin the less ground they have to argue over.

 

[COB]

At the risk of coming across as condescending , I really do hope that some of our resident stress queens can finally have a decent night's sleep because I think this week has been a very stressful one for everyone.

 

[octophone]

STRENUOUS?

I imagine it would like punching a WET PAPER BAG

Like a broken catflap.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

Obsessed.