ASFXMAS - FESTIVE GALA PARADE - Tonight 8pm!

[COB]

12 Clementine

Oh now THIS is Christmassy

 

[win_the_game]

Mince pies are fucking FOUL

 

[AGinAg (37)]

13 WHOEVER INVENTED CHRISTMAS SHOULD BE NAILED TO A FUCKING CROSS

 

[Rita]

12 Clementine

A constant disappointment to see a stocking full of SATSUMAS.

 

[Soldi]

13 WHOEVER INVENTED CHRISTMAS SHOULD BE NAILED TO A FUCKING CROSS

why do I have a feeling this is Octy?

 

[ButterTart]

Back in the olden days when all you got was a clementine and a nut for Christmas, did they bother pretending to be grateful? I bloody wouldn't, I'd be pissed off I didn't get a wheel and a stick like the kids at the orphanage.

 

[Rita]

13 WHOEVER INVENTED CHRISTMAS SHOULD BE NAILED TO A FUCKING CROSS

Oh my GOOD LORD.

 

[Soldi]

why do I have a feeling this is Octy?

The poster behind the entry not the poor eaten piece of turkey

 

[Kate]

13 WHOEVER INVENTED CHRISTMAS SHOULD BE NAILED TO A FUCKING CROSS

WELL REALLY

Expecting a JOLLY FESTIVE ROMP of a song here!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

100 notifications!

 

[ButterTart]

why do I have a feeling this is Octy?

Yeah, I thought that.

 

[octophone]

why do I have a feeling this is Octy?

I've put on a bit of weight since that photo was taken.

 

[Nancy]

Back in the olden days when all you got was a clementine and a nut for Christmas, did they bother pretending to be grateful? I bloody wouldn't, I'd be pissed off I didn't get a wheel and a stick like the kids at the orphanage.

I ALWAYS ASKED DADDY FOR A HOOP FOR CHRISTMAS

 

[BoysForSeles]

Mince pies are fucking FOUL

Agreed. A nice spiced pear tart with fresh cream is far more palatable. And hard to find.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

14 Delia Smith

 

[Tisch]

Mince pies are fucking FOUL

What the FUCK! Do you think this fucking something to joke about?!!

BLOCKED

 

[dmlaw]

13 WHOEVER INVENTED CHRISTMAS SHOULD BE NAILED TO A FUCKING CROSS

Capital letters, I notice.

 

[Kate]

OMG Nigella vs Delia FIGGY PUDDINGS AT DAWN, LADIES

 

[Rita]

14 Delia Smith

What is she prodding that poor turkey with?

 

[AGinAg (37)]

15 Lump of Coal

 

[Nancy]

Capital letters, I notice.

ALRIGHT MISS MARPLE

 

[ButterTart]

14 Delia Smith

An overcooked, crispy skinned turkey about to get prodded up the jacksie (pictured, right).

 

[Zu]

You’re going to find out I’ve been the least creative when picking my flag.

Oh please God not POMANDERS

 

[dmlaw]

I ALWAYS ASKED DADDY FOR A HOOP FOR CHRISTMAS

@Lucille asked Daddy for something very similar.

 

[octophone]

14 Delia Smith

Well, someone is being boycotted by the vegetarian wing of Moopy.

 

[ZenGiraffe]

13 WHOEVER INVENTED CHRISTMAS SHOULD BE NAILED TO A FUCKING CROSS

The use of ALL CAPS is NOTED.

Edit: I am a slow detective this evening...

 

[COB]

14 Delia Smith

Let's be AVIN' YA!!!

 

[Tisch]

OMG Nigella vs Delia FIGGY PUDDINGS AT DAWN, LADIES

LEZZBE'AVINYOOUUU!

 

[Soldi]

OMG Nigella vs Delia

I bet @ButterTart has a semi just thinking about it

 

[octophone]

15 Lump of Coal

Bet you're all regretting spunking your "oh that MUST be octy" guesses now...

 

[Kate]

Well, someone is being boycotted by the vegetarian wing of Moopy.

She's trying to defibrillate it

 

[Nancy]

The use of ALL CAPS is NOTED.

Edit: I am a slow detective this evening...

JESUS. WHAT IS THIS? RICHARD OSMAN’S THURSDAY MURDER CLUB?

 

[Rita]

Capital letters, I notice.

Surely a GOOD VEGAN wouldn’t even LOOK at the carcass?

 

[ButterTart]

I bet @ButterTart has a semi just thinking about it

I want them to compete to make the best gravy and then wrestle in it.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

16 Jack & Jill Christmas

 

[Zu]

The use of ALL CAPS is NOTED.

Edit: I am a slow detective this evening...

COULD BE ANYONE REALLY, GIVEN THAT VARIOUS LONGEURS HAVE INSISTED ON JOINING IN

 

[Rita]

16 Jack & Jill Christmas

Ladies and Gentlemen WE HAVE A WINNER.

 

[Nancy]

Surely a GOOD VEGAN wouldn’t even LOOK at the carcass?

I SAID A PRAYER

 

[Zu]

16 Jack & Jill Christmas

Oh I do hope this is @jivafox

 

[win_the_game]

OMG Nigella vs Delia FIGGY PUDDINGS AT DAWN, LADIES

I bet Nigella will stuff Delia like the turkey she is.