ASFXMAS - FESTIVE GALA PARADE - Tonight 8pm!

[COB]

40 Chrimbo

Now that's FESTIVE!

 

[octophone]

God I hate the abbreviation “Chrimbo”

NO POINTS FOR YOU

And I hate cassettes with shit labels so no points from me either.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

So there we have it! The MASKED IDENTITIES of your 40 contestants!

Join me on Wednesday for the first of the most festive and certainly unusual nights of disco, folk, blues, europop, rock, synthpop, indie, J-Pop, piano music, house, metal, trance, celtic, punk, hi-NRG, trad...

It's your Moopy ASFXMAS!

 

[ButterTart]

Further Googling suggests that, yes, this is the case and the book in the meme is actually a prop.

It's a Chinese knock off of Liz Lemon's book. I nearly shat myself when they translated her name to Lesbian Yellow Sourfruit.

 

[octophone]

Here's the tracklisting of that cassette:

https://www.discogs.com/Various-Chrimbo-With-You/release/7825152

Zehr indie.

 

[Rita]

I’m not BIG RON!

He is

To your

 

[ButterTart]

Magic, @Ag. Somehow people took a fairly simple concept and managed to really kick the living shit out of it.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I now have 400(!) notifications to ignore!

 

[RJN]

Here's the tracklisting of that cassette:

https://www.discogs.com/Various-Chrimbo-With-You/release/7825152

Zehr indie.

Sparrow People - Pissmass should have been entered

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Will start a new topic tomorrow with the full utterly meaningless list.

 

[ButterTart]

I now have 400(!) notifications to ignore!

Not that I eagerly check every day or anything but you're already light years ahead in the most likes chart. I feel like you're just mocking us at this point.

 

[Iguana]

When did @Rita learn GIFs?

 

[Zu]

Here's the tracklisting of that cassette:

https://www.discogs.com/Various-Chrimbo-With-You/release/7825152

Zehr indie.

No All I Want For Chrimbo Is You?

 

[Nancy]

I AM NOW GOING TO PLAY MY ENTRY VERY LOUD

 

[Tisch]

Thanks @Ag (another notification for you)

As a much toted flag fan I didn't actually miss them tonight. This was MUCH FUN!

 

[octophone]

It's hard to come to any conclusion other than Moopy is just fucking weird.

 

[Soldi]

Get the tinsel dildo out @Ag hen you’ve done well xx

 

[ButterTart]

Here's the tracklisting of that cassette:

https://www.discogs.com/Various-Chrimbo-With-You/release/7825152

Zehr indie.

Well, I just rushed to YouTube to listen to Sparrow People's 'Pissmass' and it's not even on there. Pure raging.

 

[Soldi]

I AM NOW GOING TO PLAY MY ENTRY VERY LOUD

I can hear it from Longsight and can’t believe you sent Jingle Balls

 

[dmlaw]

Not that I eagerly check every day or anything but you're already light years ahead in the most likes chart. I feel like you're just mocking us at this point.

At least you aren't barely clinging on to a spot in the Top 20.

 

[Zu]

It's hard to come to any conclusion other than Moopy is just fucking weird.

When is it EVER?

 

[ButterTart]

At least you aren't barely clinging on to a spot in the Top 20.

The trick, as I discovered earlier in this thread, is to find an excuse to post a picture of Cheryl Cole and just bathe in the cheap likes.

 

[Lucille]

When did @Rita learn GIFs?

VERA TAUGHT HER.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Thanks @Ag (another notification for you)

As a much toted flag fan I didn't actually miss them tonight. This was MUCH FUN!

I had faith that Moopy would come up with the goods!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Although the one I thought was QUITE SHIT, people seemed to like!

 

[COB]

This has already been a hot treat, it'll be even sweeter when I win

 

[COB]

(Yes I'm going for CONFIDENCE this time)

 

[jivafox]

This whole event is going to go all:



isn’t it.

 

[Iguana]

This has already been a hot treat, it'll be even sweeter when I win

*sweatier

 

[Kate]

So which ones were requested more then once?

 

[Iguana]

This whole event is going to go all:



isn’t it.

This is forever the best thing about Christmas!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Oh go on, have the full lists...

WEDNESDAY

1 An Unwanted Gift
2 Ed Milliband
3 Nigella's Christmas Kitchen
4 The Bedswell Tundra
5 A White Christmas
6 The Gävle Goat
7 Caga tió
8 Little Drummer Boy
9 Sprouts
10 Christmas Island Red Crab
11 Artisan Mince Pie
12 Clementine
13 WHOEVER INVENTED CHRISTMAS SHOULD BE NAILED TO A FUCKING CROSS
14 Delia Smith
15 Lump of Coal
16 Jack & Jill Christmas
17 Snow Storm
18 The Virgin Mary
19 The Christmas Alligator
20 The Ghost of Christmas Past

FRIDAY

1 Muppet Ghost of Christmas Past
2 Prawn Ring
3 Dasher Claus
4 Seasons Greetings
5 Netflix Fireplace
6 The Holy Spirit
7 Sarah Cawood presents TOTP Christmas
8 The Wombles
9 Gremlin In Xmas Tree
10 The Ghost Of Christmas Present aka The Scrooged Fairy
11 Billy From Black Christmas
12 Lovely Baubles
13 Pingu's Igloo
14 Boxing Day Leftovers
15 Sexy Jesus
16 Festive Lesbian Yellow Sour Fruit
17 Lisa Scott-Lee Religious Festival Candle
18 A Festive Lorazepam
19 11 Pipers Piping
20 Chrimbo

 

[Zu]

It's hard to come to any conclusion other than Moopy is just fucking weird.

Also, what sort of google search resulted in that horrible box of CHRIMBO CASSETTES?

 

[Lucille]

YAY A LIST!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

So which ones were requested more then once?

SPROUTS and a couple of the generic ones, like Jesus and the Virgin Mary.

 

[Iguana]

YAY A LIST!

B List at Capital, though

 

[Rita]

When did @Rita learn GIFs?

I LOVE a gif.

 

[Lucille]

I note THREE different Ghosts of Christmas Past.

 

[Zu]

This whole event is going to go all:



isn’t it.

Well, that, and also CRYING, UPSETS and it all suddenly turning UGLY once we’re in the mood for fun

 

[Kate]

SPROUTS and a couple of the generic ones, like Jesus and the Virgin Mary.

@Indie wanted Sexy Jesus then