ASFXMAS - First Viewing Part 1

[Lucille]

I BET SHE’S FILTH.

 

[RS]

Loving this Frenchie!

Dis moi que tu m’aimes, @Win_the_game !

 

[OutSynk]

Playing the previous one over this.

 

[Raining on Me]

The Yagya song is a beaut! I didn't know it

The problem with the long, meandering tracks is that it's a competition. If this was Eurovision we'd be throwing cans and screaming for that Macedonian dame to come on and preach about dancing alone.

Luckily there's enough pure crap here so the 3 hour epics stand out.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

19 The Christmas Alligator/ Koko Taylor - Merry, Merry Christmas

 

[RJN]

The actual instruments in this came as a surprise after Lio

 

[HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid]

Her energy

She has the same kind of unbothered delivery as The Waitresses Christmas Wrapping except in French and it is therefore incredible.

 

[OutSynk]

The straight brigade is at it again.

 

[Iguana]

Must say these are really nothing like I expected them to be!

 

[RS]

19 The Christmas Alligator/ Koko Taylor - Merry, Merry Christmas

This is surprisingly good!

 

[COB]

This one has enticed the cat back into the room

 

[Kate]

Un peu de beauté plastique
Pour effacer nos cernes
De plaisir chimique
Pour nos cerveaux trop ternes

TAKE POPPERS AND GET THE VIBRATOR OUT, in other words

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I did quite a bit of investigation about Lio. Will chat about her and Saran after the songs.

 

[RJN]

The Waitresses Christmas Wrapping

Number one Christmas song EVER

 

[Iguana]

I don't think this one is helped by the cover

 

[Nancy]

I HOPE THE LAST ONE IS A PROPER BANGER

 

[jivafox]

This sounds like the live band you’re trying to ignore at the dive bar when you’re trying to tell your friend she should dump her ugly boyfriend.

 

[Tisch]

I wasn't expecting JAZZ tonight

 

[Kate]

Is this the least Moopy entry of all time?

 

[COB]

TAKE POPPERS AND GET THE VIBRATOR OUT

...hen you've done well

 

[win_the_game]

Loving this Frenchie!

Dis moi que tu m’aimes, @Win_the_game !

Oui je fais ma chérie!

 

[AGinAg (37)]

I wasn't expecting JAZZ tonight

Every fucking genre ever is covered.

 

[octophone]

This is cultural appropriation.

 

[Nancy]

WHAT AN ECLECTIC MIX OF SONGS TONIGHT!

 

[Lucille]

Un peu de beauté plastique
Pour effacer nos cernes
De plaisir chimique
Pour nos cerveaux trop ternes

TAKE POPPERS AND GET THE VIBRATOR OUT, in other words

POETRY

 

[HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid]

I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS AND I AM A VERY EQUALISED AND FORGIVING PERSON.

 

[Lucille]

I don't think this one is helped by the cover

It’s TOO BROWN.

NOT THE SONG BEFORE YOU START.

 

[OutSynk]

Amazing how early @ButterTart gave up this time.

 

[Lucille]

I did quite a bit of investigation about Lio. Will chat about her and Saran after the songs.

WAS SHE A KEBAB WAITRESS AS WELL?

 

[Kate]

Can confirm that I still get Beverley Knight mixed up with Alexandra Burke.

 

[jivafox]

Beverly Knight popping in to bore the liver out of us. CHEERS LOVE!

 

[HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid]

Can confirm that I still get Beverley Knight mixed up with Alexandra Burke.

literally thought it was AB

 

[AGinAg (37)]

AND FINALLY TONIGHT!

20 The Ghost of Christmas Past/ Beverley Knight - A Christmas Wish

 

[Lucille]

Can confirm that I still get Beverley Knight mixed up with Alexandra Burke.

omg.com

 

[RJN]

Oh I like this Beverley Knight one more than I thought I would! Very Mariah knock off

 

[dmlaw]

It's the Ken Bruce Record of the Week.

That's not a joke. It actually is.

 

[COB]

Beverley "Bev" Knight

 

[Nancy]

Can confirm that I still get Beverley Knight mixed up with Alexandra Burke.

I REALLY DON'T LIKE THIS SONG. THEY PLAY IT ON RADIO 2 A LOT. IT'S FAR TOO GENERIC .... SOUNDS LIKE A CROSS BETWEEN UNDERNEATH THE TREE BY KELLY CLARKSON AND ONE MORE SLEEP BY LEONA.

 

[win_the_game]

Ending on a HIGH then.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

This song is brand fucking new.