ASFXMAS - THE RESULTS (TONIGHT 7.30pm UNTIL LATE!)

[dmlaw]

What in the risen fuck is this all about? The list of names next to the 0s and 1s is basically just the sex offenders register.

Unfortunately, some people are just frightened of things that fall outside of their little comfort zone. I pity them really.

 

[Nancy]

If you're going to be like that, I wish I hadn't bothered giving you 21 POINTS IN TOTAL.

I WOULD HAVE PREFERRED 30 BUT LADY JENNIFER SAYS THANK YOU AND WHAT THE FUCK IS ALL THIS ABOUT?

 

[Kate]

I've had too much fizzy wine to consider the maths of this now

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Also with 200 points


10 David_5000
10 Beverley
10 Rhythmbarbican
9 Soldi
9 HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid
9 ZenGiraffe
8 COB
8 Suomi
8 Buttertart
8 Lucille
8 Raining on Me
7 Devil
7 OutSynk
7 RaspberrySwirl
7 Pingu
7 Music
7 Superstylin
6 Nancy
6 Rita
6 Straightofbroken
6 Diddy
5 Tisch
5 Ag
5 Jivafox
5 Win_The_Game
3 Beryl
3 RJN
2 SDF
2 dmlaw
2 Octophone
1 dUb
1 Funky
1 Sally Thomsett
1 Iguana
1 jyxz
0 Kate

@Beverley
Clementine/ Tarkan - Yolla

 

[OutSynk]

After 15 results...

338 dmlaw/ Majestica - Ghost of Christmas Past
309 Win_the_Game/ Pantha du Prince - Es Schneit (It's Snowing)
298 Lucille/ The Sisters of Mercy - Driven Like the Snow
284 Sally Thomsett/ Mrs Mills - Don't Bring Lulu
251 dUb/ Set It Off - This Christmas (I'll Burn It To The Ground)
247 SDF/ The Brothers Johnson - Stomp!
229 Nancy/ Jennifer Saran - Sweetest Christmas
228 Indie/ Dropkick Murphys - The Season's Upon Us
224 Devil/ Royal Guardsmen - Snoopy's Christmas
215 Rita/ Paloma Faith & Gregory Porter - Christmas Prayer
195 jyxz/ Dragonette - Merry Xmas (Says Your Text Message)
193 Ag/ Lio - Amoureux Solitaires
191 Iguana/ Linneah - Season's Greetings
189 Raining On Me/ Father Tiger - On Christmas Day
185 Jivafox/ Cherylyn Barnes - It’s All A Lie (Xmas Song)
184 Raspberry Swirl/ Yagya - Fyrsti Stormur
172 Funky/ Hurts - All I Want For Christmas is New Year's Day
164 Beryl/ Beverley Knight - A Christmas Wish
152 Suomi/ The Fizz - Amen
149 Apocolypt Flyer/ Passion Fruit - I'm Dreaming of… a White Christmas
149 BoysForSeles/ The Primitives - You Trashed My Christmas
145 Diddy/ J Soul Brothers from Exile Tribe - Rat-Tat-Tat
143 Tischlampe/ Koko Taylor - Merry, Merry Christmas
128 David 5000/ Maria Mena - Home For Christmas
126 HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid/ Sally Shapiro - Anorak Christmas
126 ZZ/ Alan Jackson - Please Daddy (Don't Get Drunk This Christmas)
125 ButterTart/ DT8 Project ft. Andrea Britton - Winter
118 Superstylin' / The Weather Girls - Dear Santa (Bring Me a Man This Christmas)
115 RJN/ Pan Amsterdam - Carrot Cake
110 Music/ Todd Terje - Inspector Norse
106 COB/ Valerie Sassyfras - Christmas Party
99 Octophone/ Low - Just Like Christmas
91 Soldi/ Foals - In Degrees - Purple Disco Machine Remix
90 Kate/ Emmy The Great & Tim Wheeler - Home for the Holidays
81 Pingu/ Bjorn Again - Love's Not Just For Christmas
81 Rhythmbarbican/ Emmy The Great & Tim Wheeler - Zombie Christmas
80 Beverley/ Tarkan - Yolla
72 Straightorbroken/ Dead or Alive - Blue Christmas 2000
71 ZenGiraffe/ Celtic Woman - Carol of the Bells
59 OutSynk/ Within Temptation - Pale

Dead last.

 

[ButterTart]

I wasn't expecting the jury vote to change things THIS much. Broadly speaking I thought they'd follow the main vote

 

[Soldi]

Ah too bad Bev hen

 

[Nancy]

I’M 8TH!!!

 

[Apoca]

Yes but when are we getting the ANGELICA AGURBASH INTERVAL ACT?

 

[Lucille]

In 26th place with 200 points...


10 Win_The_Game
10 Kate
10 Lucille
10 Octophone
9 ZenGiraffe
8 Straightofbroken
8 Jivafox
8 Beverley
8 dmlaw
8 Raining on Me
8 RJN
8 Indie
8 Buttertart
7 Soldi
7 David_5000
7 RaspberrySwirl
6 Superstylin
5 Devil
5 OutSynk
5 SDF
5 Funky
5 dUb
4 Ag
4 Rhythmbarbican
4 Nancy
3 Iguana
3 jyxz
3 Pingu
2 Music
2 Suomi
2 Rita
2 HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid
2 Beryl
1 COB
1 Sally Thomsett
0 Diddy
0 Tisch

@LUCY UP YOUR NOEL
Prawn Ring/ The Sisters of Mercy - Driven Like the Snow

You just made a VERY GOOD BOY, VEWWY SAD.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

In 24th place with 204 points


10 SDF
10 Pingu
9 Buttertart
9 Devil
8 Rita
8 David_5000
8 Superstylin
8 Straightofbroken
7 Diddy
7 COB
7 RaspberrySwirl
7 HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid
7 Soldi
7 Suomi
7 Nancy
7 Lucille
7 jyxz
6 dUb
6 Music
6 Raining on Me
6 Ag
5 Iguana
5 Kate
5 Rhythmbarbican
5 Jivafox
5 Win_The_Game
5 Funky
4 RJN
4 dmlaw
3 Beryl
3 Tisch
2 OutSynk
1 Indie
1 Sally Thomsett
0 ZenGiraffe
0 Octophone
0 Beverley

It's @Pingu

 

[Soldi]

You just made a VERY GOOD BOY, VEWWY SAD.

HUGS FOR LUCY’S DOG

 

[Soldi]

In 24th place with 204 points


10 SDF
10 Pingu
9 Buttertart
9 Devil
8 Rita
8 David_5000
8 Superstylin
8 Straightofbroken
7 Diddy
7 COB
7 RaspberrySwirl
7 HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid
7 Soldi
7 Suomi
7 Nancy
7 Lucille
7 jyxz
6 dUb
6 Music
6 Raining on Me
6 Ag
5 Iguana
5 Kate
5 Rhythmbarbican
5 Jivafox
5 Win_The_Game
5 Funky
4 RJN
4 dmlaw
3 Beryl
3 Tisch
2 OutSynk
1 Indie
1 Sally Thomsett
0 ZenGiraffe
0 Octophone
0 Beverley

It's @Pingu

Really @SDF @Pingu

 

[Kate]

His fur is so beautiful

 

[ButterTart]

Unfortunately, some people are just frightened of things that fall outside of their little comfort zone. I pity them really.

It's the reason I never got Moopy Fight Club and the Moopy Big Nice Knockers Appreciation Thread off the ground, no matter how much promo I gave them.

 

[RS]

You just made a VERY GOOD BOY, VEWWY SAD.

Astonishing how dogs always look like their owners.

 

[Nancy]

I LOVE YOU ANYWAY. DO YOU REALLY WANT MY DICK UP YOUR ARSE?

ALTHOUGH I’D LOVE YOUR DICK UP MINE

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Also with 204 points...


10 Raining on Me
10 COB
10 Lucille
10 Kate
9 Sally Thomsett
9 ZenGiraffe
8 Ag
8 Rhythmbarbican
8 Buttertart
8 jyxz
7 RJN
7 Iguana
7 RaspberrySwirl
7 Jivafox
7 Win_The_Game
7 dUb
7 Tisch
7 Beryl
6 Music
6 Rita
6 Straightofbroken
5 Devil
5 Nancy
4 Funky
4 dmlaw
4 Octophone
3 HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid
3 Superstylin
3 Pingu
2 Soldi
2 SDF
2 Indie
2 OutSynk
1 Suomi
0 Diddy
0 Beverley
0 David_5000

It's @COB
Christmas Island Red Crab/ Valerie Sassyfras - Christmas Party

 

[RJN]

If the dreaded moopmeet moves to London, I actually am going to come, for @LUCY UP YOUR NOEL's dog

 

[Kate]

HOW IS YOUR DOG @Seasons gREETings

 

[dmlaw]

I wasn't expecting the jury vote to change things THIS much. Broadly speaking I thought they'd follow the main vote

It's an inherent problem with jury votes. All the power is with the people who hate things in the same way that unusual Eurovision songs get sunk because the jury hates them and rewards the bland stuff.

 

[Nancy]

If the dreaded moopmeet moves to London, I actually am going to come, for @LUCY UP YOUR NOEL's dog

JUST PUT ON A VR HEADSET AND HAVE LUCY’S DOG THERE

 

[Lucille]

His fur is so beautiful

IT’S LIKE CUDDLING A BIG TEDDY BEAR.

 

[OutSynk]

In 24th place with 204 points


10 SDF
10 Pingu
9 Buttertart
9 Devil
8 Rita
8 David_5000
8 Superstylin
8 Straightofbroken
7 Diddy
7 COB
7 RaspberrySwirl
7 HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid
7 Soldi
7 Suomi
7 Nancy
7 Lucille
7 jyxz
6 dUb
6 Music
6 Raining on Me
6 Ag
5 Iguana
5 Kate
5 Rhythmbarbican
5 Jivafox
5 Win_The_Game
5 Funky
4 RJN
4 dmlaw
3 Beryl
3 Tisch
2 OutSynk
1 Indie
1 Sally Thomsett
0 ZenGiraffe
0 Octophone
0 Beverley

It's @Pingu

@SDF and @Pingu swapping more than just loads.

 

[AGinAg (37)]

In 22nd place with 208 points...


10 RJN
10 HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid
10 Beverley
10 RaspberrySwirl
9 ZenGiraffe
9 Kate
9 Suomi
9 Win_The_Game
8 Straightorbroken
8 Ag
8 OutSynk
8 Music
8 Beryl
7 COB
7 Lucille
7 Jivafox
7 Iguana
6 Octophone
6 Rhythmbarbican
5 dUb
5 Soldi
5 Funky
5 Raining on Me
4 jyxz
4 Diddy
4 Superstylin
3 Devil
3 Pingu
2 dmlaw
2 Rita
2 David_5000
1 Tisch
1 Sally Thomsett
0 Buttertart
0 Indie
0 SDF
0 Nancy

It's @RJN
Sexy Jesus/ Pan Amsterdam - Carrot Cake

 

[ButterTart]

Veronica Sassyfanny was a great find for the contest. I realised that 90% of the reason I liked it was that trippy as fuck video, but that was still enough to earn it an 8 from me.

 

[Kate]

It's an inherent problem with jury votes. All the power is with the people who hate things in the same way that unusual Eurovision songs get sunk because the jury hates them and rewards the bland stuff.

All this BLAH BLAH BLAH yet you gave SASSYPANTS a 4!

 

[Nancy]

IT’S LIKE CUDDLING A BIG TEDDY BEAR.

I’M VERY CUDDLY TOO

Oh god, I’ve turned into Soldi

 

[COB]

Well, there we have it - for me the contest is over! Thank you to all who voted for me :emoji_smile_cat:

 

[AGinAg (37)]

Also with 208 points


10 Octophone
10 Suomi
10 jyxz
10 Win_The_Game
9 Lucille
9 HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid
8 Straightofbroken
8 Jivafox
8 dmlaw
8 Buttertart
8 RJN
7 Ag
7 COB
7 Rhythmbarbican
7 Raining on Me
7 Iguana
7 Funky
6 Devil
6 Kate
5 dUb
5 Nancy
5 SDF
5 Rita
5 ZenGiraffe
4 Beryl
4 Pingu
4 RaspberrySwirl
4 David_5000
3 Soldi
3 Indie
3 Music
2 Superstylin
1 Diddy
1 Sally Thomsett
1 Tisch
1 OutSynk
0 Beverley

@santaphone
WHOEVER INVENTED CHRISTMAS SHOULD BE NAILED TO A FUCKING CROSS/ Low - Just Like Christmas

 

[RJN]

JUST PUT ON A VR HEADSET AND HAVE LUCY’S DOG THERE

Well I do want that, but I can't think of VR as anything but sexual now, so no thanks

 

[Soldi]

TWO CAN PLAY AT THIS GAME @LUCY UP YOUR NOEL

 

[Iguana]

I know you all hated it but 100% of all proceeds of streaming Season's Greetings go to a mental health charity, so THANK YOU MOOPY for doing your bit for charity this Christmas xxx

 

[Apoca]

@SDF and @Pingu swapping more than just loads.

 

[Suomi]

Also with 208 points


10 Octophone
10 Suomi
10 jyxz
10 Win_The_Game
9 Lucille
9 HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid
8 Straightofbroken
8 Jivafox
8 dmlaw
8 Buttertart
8 RJN
7 Ag
7 COB
7 Rhythmbarbican
7 Raining on Me
7 Iguana
7 Funky
6 Devil
6 Kate
5 dUb
5 Nancy
5 SDF
5 Rita
5 ZenGiraffe
4 Beryl
4 Pingu
4 RaspberrySwirl
4 David_5000
3 Soldi
3 Indie
3 Music
2 Superstylin
1 Diddy
1 Sally Thomsett
1 Tisch
1 OutSynk
0 Beverley

@santaphone
WHOEVER INVENTED CHRISTMAS SHOULD BE NAILED TO A FUCKING CROSS/ Low - Just Like Christmas

I honestly thought this was a winner - to me this is the sound of Christmas, but then I am Scandinavian

 

[Nancy]

TWO CAN PLAY AT THIS GAME @LUCY UP YOUR NOEL

THAT DOG LOOKS RABID

 

[AGinAg (37)]

So half way there...

338 dmlaw/ Majestica - Ghost of Christmas Past
323 RJN/ Pan Amsterdam - Carrot Cake
310 COB/ Valerie Sassyfras - Christmas Party
309 Win_the_Game/ Pantha du Prince - Es Schneit (It's Snowing)
307 Octophone/ Low - Just Like Christmas
298 Lucille/ The Sisters of Mercy - Driven Like the Snow
285 Pingu/ Bjorn Again - Love's Not Just For Christmas
284 Sally Thomsett/ Mrs Mills - Don't Bring Lulu
280 Beverley/ Tarkan - Yolla
251 dUb/ Set It Off - This Christmas (I'll Burn It To The Ground)
247 SDF/ The Brothers Johnson - Stomp!
229 Nancy/ Jennifer Saran - Sweetest Christmas
228 Indie/ Dropkick Murphys - The Season's Upon Us
224 Devil/ Royal Guardsmen - Snoopy's Christmas
215 Rita/ Paloma Faith & Gregory Porter - Christmas Prayer
195 jyxz/ Dragonette - Merry Xmas (Says Your Text Message)
193 Ag/ Lio - Amoureux Solitaires
191 Iguana/ Linneah - Season's Greetings
189 Raining On Me/ Father Tiger - On Christmas Day
185 Jivafox/ Cherylyn Barnes - It’s All A Lie (Xmas Song)
184 Raspberry Swirl/ Yagya - Fyrsti Stormur
172 Funky/ Hurts - All I Want For Christmas is New Year's Day
164 Beryl/ Beverley Knight - A Christmas Wish
152 Suomi/ The Fizz - Amen
149 Apocolypt Flyer/ Passion Fruit - I'm Dreaming of… a White Christmas
149 BoysForSeles/ The Primitives - You Trashed My Christmas
145 Diddy/ J Soul Brothers from Exile Tribe - Rat-Tat-Tat
143 Tischlampe/ Koko Taylor - Merry, Merry Christmas
128 David 5000/ Maria Mena - Home For Christmas
126 HerSereneHighnessAnniFrid/ Sally Shapiro - Anorak Christmas
126 ZZ/ Alan Jackson - Please Daddy (Don't Get Drunk This Christmas)
125 ButterTart/ DT8 Project ft. Andrea Britton - Winter
118 Superstylin' / The Weather Girls - Dear Santa (Bring Me a Man This Christmas)
110 Music/ Todd Terje - Inspector Norse
91 Soldi/ Foals - In Degrees - Purple Disco Machine Remix
90 Kate/ Emmy The Great & Tim Wheeler - Home for the Holidays
81 Rhythmbarbican/ Emmy The Great & Tim Wheeler - Zombie Christmas
72 Straightorbroken/ Dead or Alive - Blue Christmas 2000
71 ZenGiraffe/ Celtic Woman - Carol of the Bells
59 OutSynk/ Within Temptation - Pale

 

[Kate]

TWO CAN PLAY AT THIS GAME @LUCY UP YOUR NOEL

BIG STRETCH!!!

 

[Soldi]

I know you all hated it but 100% of all proceeds of streaming Season's Greetings go to a mental health charity, so THANK YOU MOOPY for doing your bit for charity this Christmas xxx

All proceeds from Foals streams goes to the DREADED MOOPMEET xxx

 

[Tisch]

Well I do want that, but I can't think of VR as anything but sexual now, so no thanks

FLOOPY CUDDLES WITH LUCYS DOG